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About Me

THINGS I LIKE:(in no order)
swimming pools
karaoke
watching tv
*going to movies
renting movies
making movies
wrastling
singing in the shower
cleaning
being insatiable
late night shopping at rite aid
dancing, dancing, dancing
shootin guns
riding horses
japanese food, lobster, steak
french bulldogs (not for eating), sussex spaniels, clumber spaniels
anglophilia
smokin it thumb wars
puppy molesting
searching for unicorns
trash talking
yuppie hunting
man vs whiskey
making up cat names for pets i will never own
trying to wake up early but falling back asleep
rolling around on my bed
popping people's pimples
In the big book of birthdays my day was 'The Day of Intimacy', which seems pretty accurate, I am really good at faking intimacy, but I would like to not have to.
I'm what would come out if Shirley Temple, Marc Bolan, Curly Sue, Mae West, & James Brown had a lil' Jewish pisces baby.
my passion is bigger then your passion
a.k.a. an american transylvanian. Dance Dance REVOLUTION!!

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My Interests

meeting people i actually like
bottom rubbing
tummy rubbing
happy trails
collar bones
wrestling
making out
brushing up on my french and italian
War (the card game)
hide & seek
dates that start akward and get hilarious
serious love
unserious love
playing around
horsing around
fucking around
around around
peeing on the street late at night inbetween parked cars
escapism through the arts
(i.e. movies, music, television, etc)
singin'
dancin'
performing in all regards

I'd like to meet:

I found someone who can spend the day watching movies as well as inspire me to leave my apartment, a little imagination is key. do you remember that game when you were younger where you pretended everything was made of lava and you couldnt step on anything or you would get burned up? i miss things like that. oh yeah and i like to wrastle. . .
someone who comes up with lines like "girl, i like you so much i want to ge you pregnant just to throw you down the stairs". . .
more tour crushes (no, no, i got the best one)
someone who makes me spread my legs and run into walls.
jimmy pop ali or g love (don't ask, they are crushes i have had since i was in 7th grade)

less virgos. more fire and water signs.(seriously though, every single man in my life is a virgo, and i love them all)
most importantly someone who makes me laugh a LOT.

i am not going to accept you or your band as a friend if i do not know you, and i will not accept you as a friend if i know you or your band and i do not like you or your band, sorry, i just have been encountering a lot of assholes lately
nothing is very much fun anymore. Sorry I am not going to add you as a friend if you do not know my email address, which I have had since 8th grade (i gotta have some limitaions).

Music:

zombies
serge gainsbourg
beach boys
nina simone
the beatles
acdc
etta james
richard hell
cheap trick
syd barret
otis redding
mozart
elvis
stereo total
blonde redhead
motorhead
iron maidon
music machine
albinoni
mahalia jackson
stranglers
queen
ennio morricone
spencer davis
sparklehorse
soul coughing
Velvet Underground
Radiohead
Portishead
the cramps
roy orbison
johnny cash
Astrud & Joao Gilberto
Animals
Action
the JAM
the WHO
Pulp
Bowie
Dutronc
MercuryRev
Kinks
AIR
Ronnie spector & the Ronettes
chiffons
chantelles
all girl groups
Yardbirds
wolf mother
beatles
rolling stones
nico
kings of leon
slackers
local h
qotsa
eofdm
sigor ros
thee headcoatees
stray cats
link wray
the rutles
etc* etc* etc. . . . Morningwood covers Mary J

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Movies:

*the rutles*
*brazil*
*a hard day's night*
*heavenly creatures*
*anything by peter jackson*
*LOTR (!!)*
*french 70's gay porn*
*fearless vampire killers*
*la jetee*
*more*
*le mepris*
*spirits of the dead*
*une femme et un femme*
*love & the french woman*
*willy wonka*
*neverending story*
*the princess bride*
*orlando*
*amadeus*
*driver 23*
*mary poppins*
*meet the feebles*
*forgotten silver*
*blow up*
*bedknobs & broomsticks*
*class*
*the wall*
*smithereens*
*modern times* (actually any chaplin films)
*sid & nancy*
*trainspotting*
*withnail & i*
*clash of the titans*
*breathless*
*dead alive*
*event horizon*
*final destination*
*the party*
*the magic christian*
*holy mountain*
*performance*
*i love you alice b toklas*
*wayne's world*
*bad news bears*
*meatballs*
*ferris beuller's day off*
*emaunuelle*
*the story of O*
*bilitis*
*mystery train*
*down by law*
*alice*
*stranger than paradise*
*life of brian*
*purple rose of cairo*
*the secret garden*
*meaning of life*
*irreveresible*
*suicide club*
*labyrinth*
*oh man it can go on forever and ever, french/german/italian cinema, cult films, 60's biker movies

Television:

*mr.show*
*the state*
*family guy*
*good SNL*
*monty python*
*the office*
*changing rooms*
*the oblongs*
*rock n roll jeopardy
*greenwings*
*arrested development*
*larry david*
*antique roadshow*
*UK Documentary channel
*extreme home makeover (and i totally cry when i watch it)

Books:

*from A to B and Back Again*
*State by State with the State*
*A Seducer's Diary*
*The History of SNL*
*Invisible Man*
*The DaVinci Code*
*White Line Fever*
*American Scream*
*Please Kill ME*
*The Sexual Life of Catherine M*
*The Tipping Point*
*The Memoirs of The Marquis De Sade*
*I can't remember all the books I have read. . .

Heroes:

my mom, bill hicks, & nina simone

My Blog

for wikipedia

yes, james euringer and i are engaged, here is the press release. stop bugging my peeps.love chantal and james
Posted by The Reverend Chantal on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:22:00 PST

eeesh COME ON! NOT AGAIN!!

OH YEAH AND HERE ARE THE LINKS TO LAST NIGHTS MTV PERFORMANCE!!http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1559995&vid=14 9706...
Posted by The Reverend Chantal on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:03:00 PST

MORNINGWOOD LIVE ON MTV THIS FRIDAY NIGHT!!!

MORNIGWOOD LIVE ON MTV THIS FRIDAY NIGHT!!!Hey Everyone,Our friends over at Human Giant are taking over MTV this Friday andbeing that they are such good friends, they asked us to come on and playa son...
Posted by The Reverend Chantal on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:30:00 PST

Chantal Has Advice Show on East Village Radio on 5/1/07

Starting Tuesday, May 1st 12am-2am EST Chantal will host her weekly radio advice show. She and her guests will wax poetic about any questions, problems, or advice you need. Nothing is off limit!! W...
Posted by The Reverend Chantal on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES VIDEO!! LINK INSIDE!

Here is a NEW & IMPROVED LINK to the TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES VIDEO:http://youtube.com/watch?v=6pUltQT-yRUAND WHILE YOU ARE THERE SUBSCRIBE OUR MORNINGWOOD CHANNEL, SO YOU CAN SEE ALL THE LOVELY VIDS WE...
Posted by The Reverend Chantal on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:09:00 PST

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MISSED MY ADVICE SHOW

LISTEN TO ME AND MY SUPER SECRET SIDEKICKhttp://www.eastvillageradio.com/newspageshows/Chanta lEVR.mp3...
Posted by The Reverend Chantal on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

LISTEN TO MY ONLINE RADIO ADVICE SHOW ON WED. 3/14/07

HEYA EVERYONE!So I am going to be hosting a test show on East Village Radio on WEDNESDAY NIGHT from 12 am-2 am EST (so that means 9 pm if you are on the west coast (PST), and 10 pm (GMT), 11pm (CMT) i...
Posted by The Reverend Chantal on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST

PARTY ON SUNDAY OCTOBER 15th, 2006 @ BEAUTY BAR!!

BEAUTY BARSUNDAY OCTOBER 15th, 2005
Posted by The Reverend Chantal on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

in the wee small hours

of the morning, are when i miss the tour crush most.tour crush dont even go on myspace so this is totally lost to stalkers and the winds of the information super highway.
Posted by The Reverend Chantal on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 02:29:00 PST

L.A.+M.E.= LAME

King Kong made me cry like a lil' baby. I thoroughly enjoyed it once they got onto the island, but before that, all the backstory was snoozy. . . So we will be back to our double rooms, since all our ...
Posted by The Reverend Chantal on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:43:00 PST