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Heavy petting, playing video games drunk, wise-cracking robots, making lists, proper spelling, alphabetizing, and counting letters in words. Eating life, shitting skulls. Also, I'd like to start going and beating people up at Renaissance fairs, but I'm not sure how to get into that.
I can't say it enough: Mets fans have got to be some of the dumbest fucks on earth.
So far in 2007:
-Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut
-Idiocracy
-Children Of Men
-Jackass: Number Two
-Pan's Labyrinth
-Capote
-Volver
-Babel
-Jesus Camp
-This Film Is Not Yet Rated
-Hard Candy
-Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room
-Clerks II
-For Your Consideration
-300
-Casino Royale
-Grindhouse
-Spider-Man 2.1
-Spider-Man 3
-Notes On A Scandal
-The Good Shepherd
-Robocop: The Unrated Director's Cut
-Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
-Where The Truth Lies
-High Sierra
-F For Fake
-The Searchers
-Little Children
-Knocked Up
-Sicko
-The Fountain
-Hud
-Seabiscuit
-Rent
-The Notorious Bettie Page
-The Descent
-Apocalypto
-The Woodsman
-Zodiac
-Transformers
-Tenacious D In: The Pick Of Destiny
-TMNT
-The Simpsons Movie
-The Bourne Ultimatum
-28 Weeks Later
-Blades Of Glory
-Vacancy
-Blood Diamond
-Superbad
-Laurel Canyon
-Snakes On A Plane
-Beerfest
-The King Of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters
-The Number 23
-Across The Universe
-The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
-The Nightmare Before Christmas: 3-D
-Californication
-Curb Your Enthusiasm
-Dexter
-Heroes
-It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
-Nip/Tuck
-The Office
-Scrubs
-The Simpsons
-60 Minutes
-South Park
-30 Rock
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