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massivemole

Profile Edit - Interests & Personality

About Me

The car seat that I sit in fits my back so poorly, I've become permanently bent over.

My Interests

such whiticisms as: "the pot calling the kettle black" (they're both black!);the rapid rephrasing and alteration of words and phrases (example: "Spanish Harlem" restated as "mannish bar-hand" or "Spanglish starring Adam Sandler").The intense study of traffic patterns in the LA area, discussing with and teaching to anyone who will listen.The marking-up of commodities and the distribution of them through various markets amongst an unknowing, uneducated consumer culture.mythical cautionary tales (re: Horatio Alger, The New Testament).The Rapid Rewards Program from Citibank.Skin on skin sleeping action.Sleeping.Iron deficiency (don't dare confuse this with irony deficiency! I love that shit!).The Fab Four.Anything homoerotic that I can plug into my life without actually crossing the line into Gayland.

Music:

Current: Neon Bible

Movies:

Half Nelson

Television:

Six Feet Under,

Books:

extremely loud and incredibly close

Heroes:

the three legged dog that used to live in my house, people fighting without fighting....