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Phineas Gage

You have endless ways to commit suicide without dying dying.

About Me

"The rascal multitude are the proper targets of the mass media and a public education system geared to obedience and training in needed skills, including the skill of repeating patriotic slogans on timely occasions."Noam Chomsky

"How in the hell can a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?" Charles Bukowski

My Interests

"All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day and put the pieces back together my way." AR

How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Chugga chugga wooo wooooo blooorp. Hahahahahahah........... Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

I'd like to meet:

No one really, I already know too many people that I'll never really speak to or see in my entire life. If you know where my names come from or if you're smart enough to get the secret phrase then I'll consider it:

It would seem you're smart enough to talk to me


MySpace Layouts MySpace Layouts
MySpace Codes
MySpace Backgrounds

People I don't Hate
I have 0 friends

The Moose

Motherfucking Cruz 2.0

The Sister

Vegas Wife

Babybitch

Natastic

Pixie

Panda Love

John Locke

Rachel

Keila Tequila

Cristina

Buffy

Sarah

Mr. Maybe he's Ryan

Tony Toni Tone

Brendy Cakes

Katie

Cathrine

Sophaloph

The People I Rarely Speak to
Comments

Music:

    I think people try too hard in this category, putting this obscure band, that really hardcore band some really remote old German electro band when you know they probably only listen to what's on MTV and they're only listing the bands of an actual cool kid who's too cool for this website anyway. And sometimes I swear to god I think these wannabes make up some of the band names just so they can have a band NO ONE would know about. Hmm where'd that come from!?! {insert cool band that would impress you}

Movies:

Wouldn't you like to know.......Come to think of it I doubt you really give a shit.

Television:

Ahhh t.v. friend, family member..... secret lover.

Books:

See Music:

My Blog

Heartfelt Nonsense

Ok, this is supposed to be a thing of heartfelt beauty. A thing meant to sing to the angels and to the people that still believe in me. I'm told I'm not that hopeless, and I can't help but laugh at th...
Posted by Phineas Gage on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:56:00 PST

We as Humans

To understand us as a species you have to recognize a couple of things; first, humans were not created equal, that we possess different inherited abilities and experience different events in our lives...
Posted by Phineas Gage on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:52:00 PST

Seemed Appropriate

No I didn't write these:Lack of ColorAnd when i see youI really see you upside downBut my brain knows betterIt picks you up and turns you aroundTurns you around, turns you aroundIf you feel discourage...
Posted by Phineas Gage on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:30:00 PST

A Teacher Going that Extra Mile

This guy used to  be my favorite teacher. in 7th grade.  Nothing is safe anymore is it?Sunday, March 30, 2003 Teacher Is Charged With Molesting Boy, 15 INWOOD (NY)The New York TimesBy SHAI...
Posted by Phineas Gage on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

Something More .42

So I was thinking how long does one continue with a website such as this? True its fun and you can meet cool people but what is an unacceptable amount of time? Where is the line drawn when it's time t...
Posted by Phineas Gage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And so it goes on and on and on and on...........

The following is an e-mail exchange from one family member to another. For the sake of the author not shooting himself all names and dates have been changed&..spelling has been kept intact to really d...
Posted by Phineas Gage on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:12:00 PST

This and That

This is what happens when you drink till all hours with your worthless friends. Note my brilliant neighbor's spelling of since.  And this is my 15 minutes. You can find these in subway cars and ...
Posted by Phineas Gage on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

Title of Blog

I, (herein known as the author otherwise known as the person completely ripping off another writer's idea without so much as a hint of shame) would like to take this time for a somewhat detailed, pai...
Posted by Phineas Gage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Something New 66

It's been some time since I've written anything of interest or anything at all for that matter on my little corner of Myspace. I'm afraid there's not much angst or sadness brewing within and as everyo...
Posted by Phineas Gage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Another Blog Cop Out

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Posted by Phineas Gage on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:39:00 PST