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kari jo

About Me

don't bother. you probably can't afford me.
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Don't suffer from insanity. Enjoy it.


Your typical, run of the mill, bossy, bratty, egomaniacal, necco wafer loving, roller skating, vegan, jewish american princess biology major (with insomnia) who absolutely must have her own way at all times. I'm your dream come true, or your worst nightmare. My driving skills are impaired by road rage and bad windshield wipers. The guy at the taqueria draws hearts on my burritos. I got sharks on my belly. I hate being shushed. No one ever lets me have the remote. I spend far too much $$ on panties. I'm shy. I save pigeons. I have my Grandpa's name tattooed on my forearm. I draw frogs. I'm a picky eater. I'm kinda pervy. I hate not having the remote. My chihuahuas are growly. Heck, I'M growly. Peaheads make me nervous. I never said I was nice. In fact, I'm barely even friendly. I'm noisy. I'm rowdy. I kick off the covers. My cousin Harris is way smarter than you. I miss my Daddy every day. I don't cuss. I'm repulsed by poor table manners. I want to play Hungry Hungry Hip-hip-ohs in the car. I found my brother. I'm on the verge. I'm very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson? I secretly like Abercrombie & Fitch. I secretly like being secretive. I'm not so good at spitting. I don't like people who get in my way! I love a Boston accent. I don't like cardboard or babies. I like creepy crawlies. I don't like creepy-peoples. There's a few people in the world I'd do anything for. I like marshmallow peeps but not spooky cats. I like you.
"Think occasionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight."
~Albert Schweitzer

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

fidel castro. i might be interested in learning the ropes of evil dictatorship...

My Blog

Ill be at sea until the 24th!

In case anybody needs me:I'm heading down to LA until Monday morning.Then I'll be on the HMS Bounty until the 24th.I think we get into San Diego on the 22nd?I don't even know.If I get eaten by a shark...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:44:00 GMT

Welcome Steven Gomes!!

please welcome the newest frogidiot to the familyhuzzah huzzah!
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:48:00 GMT

no GT!!!

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Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:27:00 GMT

RIP Steven Gomes...

Your candle's burned out long before your legend ever will.
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 22:12:00 GMT

fidel and hugo continue their quest for productivity in the workplace

M: ... and we'll form a club where we'll eat candy and corm and talk about things all the time... k: ohhh its a bbq.. i thought your avatar was standing next to a trash can this whole time. LOL M: and...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:04:00 GMT

personal area...

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Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:28:00 GMT

yeah yeah happy st pats bla bla

What Your Shamrock Says About YouYou are charming, witty, and larger than life.At times, you can be a bit impatient and inflexible. You don’t like to be distracted.You don’t really conside...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:44:00 GMT

we love YM: chip piñata

(kindly excuse my horrific typos, i can't see at the moment. apparently gluten affects my vision now... stay off the oakland roads at 6pm during my drive home.. meheheh...)   m: adios muchacha!k:...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:19:00 GMT

match.com

so whats with the creepy live action looking match.com ads.and how come when i squeeze my eye my contact lenses make a squeaky sound. i'm supposed to believe there's some guy with a spotless kitchen o...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:55:00 GMT

giving thanks

I would like to take a moment before my day begins to give thanks to Yahoo Messenger for their continued support of decreased productivity in the work environment. YM, without you, we would not have r...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:32:00 GMT