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Your typical, run of the mill, bossy, bratty, egomaniacal, necco wafer loving, roller skating, vegan, jewish american princess biology major (with insomnia) who absolutely must have her own way at all times. I'm your dream come true, or your worst nightmare. My driving skills are impaired by road rage and bad windshield wipers. The guy at the taqueria draws hearts on my burritos. I got sharks on my belly. I hate being shushed. No one ever lets me have the remote. I spend far too much $$ on panties. I'm shy. I save pigeons. I have my Grandpa's name tattooed on my forearm. I draw frogs. I'm a picky eater. I'm kinda pervy. I hate not having the remote. My chihuahuas are growly. Heck, I'M growly. Peaheads make me nervous. I never said I was nice. In fact, I'm barely even friendly. I'm noisy. I'm rowdy. I kick off the covers. My cousin Harris is way smarter than you. I miss my Daddy every day. I don't cuss. I'm repulsed by poor table manners. I want to play Hungry Hungry Hip-hip-ohs in the car. I found my brother. I'm on the verge. I'm very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson? I secretly like Abercrombie & Fitch. I secretly like being secretive. I'm not so good at spitting. I don't like people who get in my way! I love a Boston accent. I don't like cardboard or babies. I like creepy crawlies. I don't like creepy-peoples. There's a few people in the world I'd do anything for. I like marshmallow peeps but not spooky cats. I like you.
"Think occasionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight."
~Albert Schweitzer