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SECRET SAUNA SIRENS

we are ephemeral as dew and we know voodoo. VOTE OBAMA!

About Me

"A FRENZIED PASSION FOR ART IS A CANKER THAT DEVOURS EVERYTHING ELSE." -BAUDELAIRE. WE ARE A SECRET, INTERNATIONAL COLLECTIVE OF ARTISTS, WRITERS, STORYTELLERS, THINKERS, AND BOULEVARDIERS. WE SWIM FROM HELSINKI AND THE BALTIC SEA TO WESTERN EUROPE TO NYC. WE ARE ALSO HERE: http://culturesauna.blogspot.com

ALL THE DEAD DOLLS

My Interests

PHILOLOGY, PHENOMENOLOGY, AESTHETIC SPELUNKING, PHANTOMS, BLACK CHOCOLATE, RUSSIAN DOLLS, INTIMATIONS OF ATHEISM AMONG ANCIENT GREEKS. WE WANT ART IN A CULTURAL NADIR, HUMANITY IN A SEA OF CYNICISM, PHILOSOPHY IN A SCOURGE OF ADD; LOVE IN A TECHNO-DELUGE. ART IS THE DEMON DANCE AND THE LULLABY.

I'd like to meet:

SOUL MATES AND MIRRORS. WE WANT A LOVE LIKE AINO AND THE SEA, LOU REED AND LAURIE ANDERSON, ISABEL AND RUBEN TOLEDO, KIM GORDON AND THURSTON MOORE, ALICE AND CALVIN TRILLIN, GLENN GOULD AND KETCHUP; CHET BAKER AND A TRUMPET. JOIN US, PLEASE- OR WE SHALL CAST OURSELVES INTO THE ICY SEA OF SOLITUDE! YET SOLITUDE IS SO LOVELY! "IT IS GOOD TO BE SOLITARY, FOR SOLITUDE IS DIFFICULT. THAT SOMETHING IS DIFFICULT MUST BE A REASON FOR US TO DO IT." -RILKE IS OUR HOMEBOY.

Music:

ERIK SATIE, ANTONY AND THE JOHNSONS, SCHUMANN, RADIOHEAD, THE CRASH, BEETHOVEN, CHOPIN, SONIC YOUTH, LOTTE LENYA, SAMI KUKKA, BECK, PATTI, SIGUR ROS, CAGE, BRIGITTE FONTAINE, EDGAR VARESE, ARVO PART, CHARLIE PARKER, ELLA, DINAH, COLTRAINE, GLENN GOULD, GOLDFRAPP, BJORK, NICO MUHLY, RUFUS, KAREN DALTON, KATE BUSH, TOM WAITS, ROBERT JOHNSON, THELONIUS MONK, MINGUS, NUSRAT FATEH ALI KHAN, JEFF BUCKLEY, P J HARVEY, GAINSBOURG, DANIEL JOHNSTON, JONI MITCHELL, MASSIVE ATTACK, GREENDAY, NICK CAVE, DAMIEN RICE, THE RACONTEURS, BACH, RALPH VAUGHAN WILLIAMS, KURT WEILL, SIBELIUS, VELVET UNDERGROUND, LEONA NAESS, TRICKY, NINA SIMONE, RYAN ADAMS, NICK DRAKE, MARIANNE FAITHFUL, MAHLER, NICO, KEREN ANN, ARCADE FIRE, JANE B., JUDY COLLINS,VANESSA DAOU, EDDY VEDDER, JANA MCCALL, JULIETTE GRECO, LAURIE ANDERSON

Movies:

HITCHCOCK,GODARD, BERGMAN, WENDERS, JARMUSCH, KAURISMAKI, WONG KAR WAI, RENOIR, COCTEAU, POLANSKY, JEAN-LOUIS BARRAULT, CHARLES BURNETT, CHABROL, DAVID GORDON GREEN, FRITZ LANG, SALLY POTTER, DEREK JARMON, BUNUEL, CHANTAL AKERMAN, PETER GREENAWAY, DARIO ARGENTO, KUSTERICA, TARKOVSKY, LARS VON TRIER, AGNES VARDA, ALMADOVAR, THE BROTHERS DARDENNE,ROHMER, MALICK, ANTONIONI, KIESLOWSKI, JANE CAMPION, HARMONY, GONDRY, DEL TORO, DOUG AITKEN, GILLIAN ARMSTRONG, JOHN FORD; SATYAJIT RAY.

Television:

"ART IS MORAL PASSION MARRIED TO ENTERTAINMENT. MORAL PASSION WITHOUT ENTERTAINMENT IS PROPAGANDA. ENTERTAINMENT WITHOUT MORAL PASSION IS TELEVISION."-RITA MAE BROWN. SOME OF US DON'T HAVE TV, BUT WE LOVE ACTORS.ACTORS-JOHNNY DEPP, VIGGO MORTENSEN, KINSKI, BRANDO, SEAN PENN, DANIEL DAY LEWIS, LOU PUCCI, PETER O'TOOLE, JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT, PAUL NEWMAN, SAM ROCKWELL, FOREST WHITAKER, LOUIS GARREL, HARRY DEAN STANTON; DIRK BOGARDE.ACTRESSES-LIV ULLMANN, TILDA SWINTON, CHARLOTTE RAMPLING, SAMANTHA MORTON, ISABELLE HUPPERT, JENNIFER JASON LEIGH, HANNAH SCHYGULLA, MIRANDA RICHARDSON, JULIE CHRISTIE, ELIZABETH TAYLOR, SOLVEIG DOMMARTIN, SARAH POLLEY, KATE, JESSICA LANGE, MARIAN SELDES, ESTELLE PARSONS, VANESSA REDGRAVE; MAGNANI.

Books:

HESSE, BECKETT, MANN, PROUST, WOOLF, YEATS, AUDEN, PINTER, AKHMATOVA, COLETTE, RILKE, STOPPARD, BORGES, KAZUO ISHIGURO, ZOLA, ALICE MUNRO, OSCAR WILDE, SIGRED UNDSET, JAMES JOYCE, EDITH SODERGRAN, AMELIE NOTHOMB, ELIAS LONROT, MILOSZ, TONI MORRISON, DIDION, JEAN RHYS, HALDOR LAXNESS, DOSTOEVSKY, JOHN ASHBERY, HOUELLEBECQ, NORMAN RUSH, GEORGE ELIOT, IAN MCEWAN, CHEKHOV, IRIS MURDOCH, JONATHAN LETHEM, WILLA CATHER, DAVID HARE, SARAH KANE, ELOUARD, RIMBAUD, BRETON, YVES BONNEFOY, IVAN KLIMA, E. BRONTE, DF WALLACE, MAURICE SENDAK, DURAS, KUNDERA, DORIS LESSING, MARIANNE MOORE, ELIZABETH BISHOP, NERUDA, DAVE EGGERS, PHILIP ROTH, AMY HEMPEL, MICHAEL FRAYN, DONALD BARTHELME; RAYMOND CARVER.

Heroes:

ARTAUD, SIMONE WEIL, GOETHE, RILKE, TOVE JANSSON, KAIN TAPPER, PETE SEEGER, ELINA BROTHERUS, TEIVO TEIVAINEN, KATHE KOLLWITZ, ERIC REEVES, HAROLD BLOOM, PATTI SMITH, PINA BAUSCH, BARBARA KINGSOLVER, FRANCA SOZZANI, VAN LAMSWEERDE AND MATADIN, KANDINSKY, LUCIEN FREUD, FRANCIS BACON, MARLENE DUMAS, SAMANTHA POWER, JANE GOODALL, RENE CHAR, ALICE WATERS, HUGO SIMBERG, GALLEN-KALLELA, GERHARD RICHTER, KLIMT, SCHIELE, GOYA, JONATHAN KOZUL, MURIEL RUKEYSER, DRIES VAN NOTEN, MCQUEEN, HANNAH ARENDT, WITTGENSTEIN, SONTAG, BONHOEFFER, PAGLIA, OSCAR ROMERO, MATISSE, ARIEL DURANT, HENRY DARGER, APHRA BEHN, ZAINAB SALBI, HELENE SCHJERFBECK, ADORNO, MUNCH, BRECHT, KARA WALKER, WALTER BENJAMIN; RELIEF WORKERS AND TEACHERS.

My Blog

SLUMBER IN THE BELLY OF A PAPER MACHE PANDA

. by colombe d'orThomas Aquinas wrote, "There are three things needed for beauty: wholeness, harmony and radiance." I have not been whole or radiant for a month of Sundays. Perhaps, because I existed...
Posted by SECRET SAUNA SIRENS on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:30:00 PST

I’M A PITBULL IN LIPSTICK AND I WANNA RULE THE WORLD!

My name is Sarah Palin, and I wanna be your president!I am ready to control the nuclear codes.I am a hockey mommy in lipstick.I'll make cookies for Putin. I said, 'thanks, but no thanks,' to The Bridg...
Posted by SECRET SAUNA SIRENS on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:58:00 PST

HOW TO SAVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW

"THE PAIN PASSES, BUT THE BEAUTY REMAINS. " - RENOIR. HOW TO SAVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW.A GUIDE FOR A LIFE IN ART.1. DON'T CHASE HAPPINESS. DON'T SEEK PLEASURE AND EASY COMFORT. CHASE WHAT SUSTAINS YOU ...
Posted by SECRET SAUNA SIRENS on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:31:00 PST

EVAPORATING SIRENS

We are disappearing for a while. We all have art deadlines or a desire for salt water or urban lust or cottage silence. Siren 5 may be checking messages. But she is the most shy of us, so she may n...
Posted by SECRET SAUNA SIRENS on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:19:00 PST

HERES TO YOU, PRESIDENT OBAMA

HERE'S TO YOU, MR FUTURE PRESIDENT "Instinct and study;Love and hate;Audacity--reverence.These must mate." -Herman MelvilleThe audacity of hope is not a platitude. The audacity of hope recalls Melvil...
Posted by SECRET SAUNA SIRENS on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:34:00 PST

THE MOUSE OF MIRTH IN MANAHATTAN

So I was squatting and pooping in Paul Auster's brownstone. I got depressed. I wanted cheese. I needed rodent love! It is hard to be mirthful wearing a fur coat in a summer monsoon. Still, there i...
Posted by SECRET SAUNA SIRENS on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:25:00 PST

VENUS AND SERENA-APOLITICALITY IS IMMORALITY

Dear Venus and Serena,We understand that you are Jehovah's Witnesses, and that you will not vote in the 2008 US Presidential Election. We are just artists. We don't do anything as important as playi...
Posted by SECRET SAUNA SIRENS on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:42:00 PST

HELSINKI IS HEAVEN!

HUMALA JA KRAPULA: EDITION KALLIO.If you wish to understand why that filthy Russian Brecht said that we Finns are, "silent in two languages," see Matti Saanio's exhibit at Ateneum Museum. It's true, ...
Posted by SECRET SAUNA SIRENS on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:57:00 PST

DOPER THAN THE WATERFALLS

MANDATORY NYC NOW A GUIDE FOR OUR VISITING FRIENDS WHO NEVER LEAVE BROOKLYN.1. "Passing Strange" www.broadwaybox.comSometimes, to divulge about a work of art, is to taint the virgin viewer's exper...
Posted by SECRET SAUNA SIRENS on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:41:00 PST

PARIS, MON AMOUR

(Confidential to grenouille-amour from Garbo- STP, J'ai besoin des pastels tendres a l'ecu et a l'huile. TDS. Bisou.)Ce n'est pas assez d'avoir l'esprit bon, mais le principal est de l'appliquer bie...
Posted by SECRET SAUNA SIRENS on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:45:00 PST