Pepto

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About Me

Do you not remember what you did last night, but your stomach insists on dropping hints? My name's Pepto-Bismol and I'm your best friend. Some like to refer to me by my other name, "the pink stuff." In the 1920s I was served at soda fountains. I taste like minty fresh, and if you have a bad night you can use me as edible mouth wash the next morning.

My Interests

Eliminating stomach discomfort.

I'd like to meet:

Overeaters, Overdrinkers, spicy-food connoseurs, stoners, bulimics, those who suffer from frequent heartburn, IBS, diarrhea and those who can't keep their food solid all the way down.

Music:

My theme song, of course! And soft rock.

Heroes:

Mylanta.

My Blog

Why does everybody want Pepto?

Is it that sweet peppermint taste that dances on the tongue during times of intensive abdominal pain? Is it the soothing color of pink that catches your eye as you walk down the medicine isle? What is...
Posted by Pepto on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 07:05:00 PST