Parties, Sleeping, Spending Time With Loved Ones, PLaying Board Games, Watching Movies, BBW, SSBBW, Men, Romance, Relationships, Rocking To Music, Smelly Candles, Lotions, Wine, Dogs, Winnie The Pooh, Candy, Writing,
12 MONTHS ABOUT ME!
**JANUARY**
1. Who kissed you on new years?
My dog.
2. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?
To stop letting the midgets go....they always go straight to the cops!
3. Does it snow where you live?
Yes.
4. Do you like hot chocolate?
Drizzled over what body part?
5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?
No.
**FEBRUARY**
1. Who was your Valentine?
My dog. We celebrated with peanut butter. I used the leftovers for cookies.
2. When you were little did you buy Valentine's for the whole class?
Yup....complete with little emo razorblades.
3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?
They should really turn that into a hunting sport. Then I would care.
4. Something special in February:
One month to stalking season!
**MARCH**
1. Are you Irish?
Yes, my mother fucked a little guy that looked like the Notre Dame dude.
2. Do you wear green every year on St. Patrick's day?
Only when I am hiding in the bushes.
3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2007?
Kicked a homeless guy.
4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over?
Yes! Now I can get around easier in the dark instead of slipping on frozen puddles.
5. Something special in march?
It's stalking season!
80's Hair Bands, Power Ballads, Rock, One Hit Wonders, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, Disturbed, Nickelback, Staind, Linkin Park, Limp Biskit, Country, Reba McEntire, Garth Brooks, Brad Paisley, Many More!...
**APRIL**
1. Do you like the rain?
No, umbrellas aren't well hidden when open.
2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?
Yes, I told my sister her mom was dead and she believed me.
3. Do you get tons of candy on Easter?
No, but I steal it away from the ones that do.
4. Do you celebrate 4/20?
Yes, I steal my brothers pot and feed it to the family dog.
5. Something special in April?
The restraining order was dropped!
**MAY**
1. What is your favorite flower?
Something with sharp stems.
2. What is your favorite pastime in the month of April?
Killing people who forget what month they are talking about.
3. Finish the phrase "April showers..."
Staunch the tracking device I implant in people.
4. Do you celebrate May 16th:
Whoo hoo! End of probation!
5. Is May anything special to you?
That's the month I try to really start carrying out my New Years resoloution.
**JUNE**
1. Did you do anything fun during this month?
Went to the community pool. Peed in it.
2. Have a favorite baseball team?
When they come out with naked baseball, I will have a favorite team.
To Name a Few.... The Devils Arithmetic, Wizard of Oz, Tommy Boy, All I Wanna Do, The Last Castle, The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Many Many more.
**JULY**
1. Did you go on any vacations?
Only to an interrogation room.
2. Do you blast the A/C all day?
Yes, I keep the house as cold as a freezer. Keeps my friends "fresh"!
3. Anything special happened in July?
My mother died in her sleep!
**AUGUST**
1. Did you do anything special at the end of your summer?
I swung by the local grade school to see when classes were back in session.
2. Did you have a sunburn?
No, the skin I used got a little burnt...but mine was fine.
3. Did you go to the pool a lot?
Yes. The children are really unsuspecting there!
4.Anything special happen in August?
No........
Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, Friends, That 70's Show.
**SEPTEMBER**
1. Will you be attending college/school?
Nah.... college is for queers.
2. Do you like fall better than summer?
No, leaves make alot of noise when they rustle outside a window.
3. What are you going to do on September eleventh?
Start my own blood donation.
4. Anything special in this month?
I helped out a crackwhore by giving her ten bucks.
**OCTOBER**
1. What was your last Halloween costume?
An "average" person.
2. What is your favorite candy?
Anything with pills or razor blades in them.
3. Whose birthday is this Month?
Well, they say my sister was born on the 25th but I think that was when they found her.
4. What is your favorite thing about this month?
Scaring little kids and stealing their candy.
True Crime Dramas, Mysteries, Non-Fiction, "A Child Called It" By Dave Pelzer
**NOVEMBER**
1. Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving?
I spend mine with Julia, the "cool" friend I have in my home.
2. Whats best about this month?
Convincing my family that I'm not strange.
3. What are you thankful for?
Guns.
4. Do you love stuffing?
The food? Or something else?
**DECEMBER**
1. Do you celebrate Christmas?
Yes.
2. What is December 1st, 2007?
My mom's birthday.
3. Have you ever been kissed under the mistletoe?
Willingly? No. By force?........
4. Get anything special last year?
I played Santa Clause at the local mall.
5. What do you want this year?
Something that only I can give myself, herpes.
6. Do you like cold weather?
Yeah, for the most part. My a/c bill goes down cause I can open my windows.
/ In my heart