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Yoda

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Jedi I am, The Force flows through me it does. Patient I am, but have a high boiling point I do. Kick your ass I will if I must. Chillin with my PeePz I love, especially my ALPHA PHI OMEGA homies, ALPHA DELTA PHI - Seton Hall University, NJ - The Best Chapter Ever Loving my girlfriend Rachel I do. Hottie she is. Have my heart she does. Give it back she will not.A propósito.....Panamá Representa, Vivos Hispanos

My Interests

Being With my girlfriend Rachel, Hanging out with my friends, Chillin with my family my ALPHA PHI OMEGA homies, ALPHA DELTA PHI - Seton Hall University, NJ - The Best Chapter Ever, Drinking, Beer Pong, Video games, computer games, going to the mall, amusement parks, movies, TV, chillin, doing new things, etc

I'd like to meet:

Want to meet some awesome people I do, know how to have fun they must. Have much fun I must. I want to meet more ALPHA PHI OMEGA Brothers/Sisters too (we are a co-ed fraternity, I dont know why you would want to join anything else)You Can IM me At DeF CoN X 007
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Music:

3 doors down, 311, 50 cent, a perfect circle, aerosmith, afi, alien ant farm, american hi fi, anti-flag, authority zero, beastie boys, blindside, blink 182, bon jovi, box car racer, brand new, bush, cold, coldplay, corey taylor, crazytown, creed, cypress hill, default, deftones, die trying, disturbed, dropkick murpheys, drowning pool, duran duran, eminem, enigma, evanescence, fenix tx, filter, finch, finger eleven, foo fighters, fuel, godsmack, green day, hoobastank, house of pain, ill nino, incubus, jane's addiction, jay z, kid rock, korn, lacuna coil, led zepplin, less than jake, limp bizkit, linkin park, lit, live, ludacris, mars volta, massive attack, metallica, mudvayne, mystikal, n.e.r.d., nas, new found glory, nickleback, nine inch nails, nirvana, no doubt, no motiv, oleander, orgy, our lady peace, ozzy osbourne, p.o.d., papa roach, pearl jam, pink floyd, puddle of mudd, r.e.m., radiohead, rage against the machine, rancid, rob zombie, saliva, sarah mclachlan, saves the day, seether, sevendust, slipknot, smile empty soul, snoop dogg, soil, something corporate, spice girls, staind, static x, stone sour, stone temple pilots, story of the year, sum 41, system of a down, taking back sunday, taproot, the ataris, the cranberries, the cure, the lost prophets, the mighty mighty bosstones, the misfits, the offspring, the smashing pumpkins, the used, third eye blind, three days grace, thrice, tom petty, tool, trust company, u2, unwritten law, velvet revolver, weezer, x-ecutioners, x-men, yellowcard, zwan.

Movies:

The Matrix Trilogy, The Star Wars trilogy (the original, not that shit with Jar Jar Binks even though I think the beginning is cool in some ways), The Patriot, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Bob Strike back, Casablanca, Breakfast At Tiffanys, The Maltese Falcon, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Leathal Weapon 1, 2, 3, 4, Diehard Trilogy, Lord Of The Rings, Batman, Batman Returns, the Superman movies, X-Men 1 & 2, Jerry Maguire, Sword of the Berserk, The James Bond Movies, Spiderman 1, Rush Hour 1 & 2, Bean, Daredevil, Harry Potter, The Godfather Series, Star Trek series, Bad Santa, Robocop Series, Faulty Towers, Shrek 1 & 2, Pirates of the Carribbean, Finding Nemo, Underworld, The Big Lebowski, Zoolander, Meet The Parents, Office Space, Van Wilder, Forrest Gump,

Television:

The Shield, Smallville, Angel, Buffy, Star Trek, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, The Nanny, Trigun, Justice League, Batman,

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Shadows of the Empire, To Kill a Mockingbird

Heroes:

My ND Youth group crew, you saved my life. My ALPHA PHI OMEGA - ALPHA DELTA PHI, You saved my future and gave me back faith in the human race, You are all the family I will ever need

My Blog

How To Eat Pussy...From A Guys Point Of View

  I didnt make this up...i got this from some guy...if you think this method is correct shout me a holla or drop me a message or a note...Have Fun Reading...you may learn something. Think of...
Posted by Yoda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JAMES BROWN HAS POWERFUL TESTICLES

http://www.enragedbaboon.com/jamesbrown.html
Posted by Yoda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things to Do In Walmart When Your Significant Other Is Taking Their Sweet Ass Time

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm cl...
Posted by Yoda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things to Do In Walmart When Your Significant Other Is Taking Their Sweet Ass Time

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm cl...
Posted by Yoda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sunscreen and More

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scient...
Posted by Yoda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SeX is Amazing and HEALTHY for YOU!!

love SEX..do you..here is why... WHO WANT'S TO HEAR GOOD, LOGICAL REASONS TO HAVE SEX?!!! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of th...
Posted by Yoda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Children of the Eighties (Damn Tearjerker)

We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first "lost generation" nor today's lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak. We are th...
Posted by Yoda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bushido:Code of the Warrior

I have no parents; I make the Heavens and the Earth my parents. I have no home; I make the Tan T'ien my home. I have no divine power; I make honesty my Divine Power. I have no means; I...
Posted by Yoda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rules of Men

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet ...
Posted by Yoda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST