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Powdered Banana

Normal bananas are for Squares and Gypsies

About Me

I was born to kill all types of people and food additives. I am a powdered form of bananas, and I am on a mission to spread the use of the Powdered Banana. View my blog for recipe ideas & Suggestions. Leave me a comment. Kill Yourself!

And by the way, I'm not cocaine. What's with you people???

Link to cocaine: COCAINE

My Interests

Basketball, Underwear Models, Hipster Clothing, Sand Castles, and Sailboats.

I'd like to meet:

Milk Shakes and Hairy Women.

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Music:

Andrew W.K., Run D.M.C., Want S.W.S., and any other music act that has one word followed by some initials

Movies:

Harry Potter, Blade, and The Mummy

Books:

"How to Powder a Banana" by Trunk Jupiter

Heroes:

Liquid Banana Check out Powdered Banana's Blogs & Comments for Powdered Banana recipes and suggestions!

My Blog

Recipe for Powdered Banana Lazy Cake

Go Fuck yourself.
Posted by Powdered Banana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

National Powdered Banana Day....

Don't celebrate Jesus' Birthday this December 25th. Celebrate National Powdered Banana Day instead! Decorate a Powdered Banana Pine Tree, have your friends over and purchase fancy presents for t...
Posted by Powdered Banana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Powdered Banana's Greatest Hits

Powdered Banana is on an ego trip today. Powdered Banana leaves entertaining comments on people's pages. Here are some of the favorites that Powdered Banana has left: "Thank you for the kind words. Yo...
Posted by Powdered Banana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Recipe for Powdered Banana Shed

I earned my Brownie Patch for "Shed Making" when I discovered this recipe...You will need1 Can of Soda2 Cans of Powdered Banana1 Shed8 Knobs (door knobs work... also feel free to use billiard balls)1 ...
Posted by Powdered Banana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Recipe for Powdered Banana Lice

I discovered this recipe when I saved my mom from my dad who was try to shave the skin off of her face.What you'll need 8 one ounce bags of Powdered Banana1 jar of hair with lice6 ice cream cones5 fin...
Posted by Powdered Banana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Recipe for Manly Bananly

Manly Bananly is something I created while I was in Europe to kill a guy for my ex-girlfriend.To make it you need:5 cups of powdered banana2 human lungs (preferably from someone who smoked for extra f...
Posted by Powdered Banana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST