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Stolichnaya

Vazhna Mera!

About Me

I am a clear, colorless, unaged liquor "made from ethyl alcohol from agricultural origin". Vodka was originally made in Russia from potatoes, but today's vodka, which is almost odorless and tasteless, is usually made from grain, primarily barley and wheat, and occationally from rye. I, however, am made at Russia's oldest distillery from Russian winter wheat grain and pure glacial water, refined twice, then filtered through quartz, Siberian birch charcoal, another course of quartz, and then tightly woven cloth. I am integral to many cocktails such as the Screwdriver, Bloody Mary and Vodka Martini. I go well with everything: milk, various juices (cranberry, orange, grapefruit, etc), soda, etc, but if served straight, I should always be icy-cold.

My Interests

Chillin.' Cocktails, parties of all sorts, flasks, clubs, booze-fueled orgies, straws, swizzle sticks, shot glasses, ice. You know, the usual.

I'd like to meet:

Everybody! Men, women, and children! Hell, bring along some animals, too!

Music:

The Russian Red Army Chorus.

Movies:

The Lost Weekend

Television:

Books:

Tolstoy

Heroes:

None, really. I mean, I'm the grandaddy. On second thought, maybe beer and wine, since they've been around so long.

My Blog

Loyal Drinker Number Two!

"Good to the last drop . . ." Remember, Loyal Drinkers, you too may be famous here! Just send me a link or an attached photo at [email protected]. Be sure to put your MySpace moniker an...
Posted by Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Loyal Drinker Number One!

Loyal Drinker Dosa sends his greetings from Vienna! Remember, you can send your contributions as Loyal Drinkers to [email protected]!...
Posted by Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stolichnaya Launches Only 'Ultra-Luxury' Vodka

WESTPORT, Conn.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Oct. 27, 2004-- Stolichnaya elit(TM) Offers Superior Taste for True Vodka Connoisseurs Allied Domecq Spirits, North America (NYSE:AED), a marketing-led b...
Posted by Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Other uses for me

Well, not me personally, but maybe Popov . . . 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs a...
Posted by Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hey kids! want to be famous?

This is just an invitation to send me pictures of you and me together--whether we're kicking it or partying hard. Any pictures sent in will simply be posted to my blog as a tribute to those of you who...
Posted by Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Alcohoroscopes!

ARIES: Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy...
Posted by Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a namesake folds

Farewell, Stolichnaya By Alexei Anishyuk (Editor: You may have noticed kids outside the Metro offering copies of a new newspaper, Stolichnaya Gazeta. Well, you won't see them anymore -- the pap...
Posted by Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nutritional Information

(per 1 oz serving) Calories (kcal) 69 Energy (kj) 288 Fats 0 g Carbohydrates 0 g Protein 0 g Fiber 0 g Suga...
Posted by Stolichnaya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST