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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
I am 76% Asshole.
I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic as next-day mexican-dinner-ass-drip.
I am 79% Evil Genius.
I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.
"you know the older you will get, the more perverted you will get?"
Your Suicide.. by Konstantine
Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender?
How will you commit suicide? You will set your house on fire and sit alone in the corner as the flames consume you
How many tries will it take? 64
When will you commit suicide? September 23, 2040
What will your suicide note say? The voices in my head told me that this was the only way
You Are Happy Time Harry
The Ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quiz
"I heard of a man
who says words so beautifully
that if he only speaks their name
women give themselves to him.If I am dumb beside your body
while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips.
it is because I hear a man climb the stairs
and clear his throat outside our door."
How to make a klaus kinski
Ingredients:
1 part anger
3 parts self-sufficiency
3 parts danger
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!
Username:
Personality cocktail
If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper .
Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.
Kill count: 5
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