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klaus kinski

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About Me

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
I am 76% Asshole.
I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic as next-day mexican-dinner-ass-drip. I am 79% Evil Genius.
I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.
"you know the older you will get, the more perverted you will get?"
Your Suicide.. by Konstantine
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How will you commit suicide? You will set your house on fire and sit alone in the corner as the flames consume you
How many tries will it take? 64
When will you commit suicide? September 23, 2040
What will your suicide note say? The voices in my head told me that this was the only way
You Are Happy Time Harry
The Ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quiz
"I heard of a man who says words so beautifully that if he only speaks their name women give themselves to him.If I am dumb beside your body while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips. it is because I hear a man climb the stairs and clear his throat outside our door."
How to make a klaus kinski
Ingredients:
1 part anger
3 parts self-sufficiency
3 parts danger
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper .

Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.
Kill count: 5
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"and you tell yourself: never, never again, well not until next week anyway"

My Interests

absynthe
art and shit
marrying a countess
hallucinogens
dust off
italy italy italy
lights
naked party

whipple noogie engine

is a Giant Dragon that kidnaps Blonde Women, has Very Sharp Fangs, Tough Leathery Skin and Huge, Sharp Claws, and is Highly Flammable.

Strength: 11 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 8

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klaus kinski from this day forward you you will also be known asInsane Wanderer

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"a sense of fundamental decencies is parcelled out unequally at birth."

Music:

william shatner

lou reed

the cramps
sneaker pimps
tom waits
morning 40 federation

the sex slaves
sigur ros
nina simone
johnny cash

joy division
louis armstrong
billie holiday
soft cell
blondie

big daddy kane
bjork
m.i.a.
muddy waters
cat power

soulwax
the frogs
leonard cohen

scotty karate
ny dolls
gogol bordello

the velvet underground
joan jett

pat benatar
the pixies
nick drake

Movies:

salo
bad santa
gozu
m
crank
2 or 3 things i know about her
erendira
crash
une femme est une femme
performance
aguirre: wrath of god
brazil
sky captain and the world of tomorrow
fight club
tokyo decadence
bad news
desperate living
rushmore
28 days later
sexy beast
spider
lolita
limey
leaving las vegas
ratrace
gozu
open water
zoolander
irreversible
julian donkey-boy
the idiots
the king is alive
trees lounge
chungking express
the tenant
affliction
blue velvet
aka
seven samurai
the 5 obstructions
life aquatic ..center

Television:

aqua teen hunger force
family guy
tv nation
bottom
absolutely fabulous
the young ones
south park
strangers with candy
jerry springer

Books:

hunger
electric kool aid acid test
journey to the end of night
a personal matter
fear and loathing in lv
post office
west of rome
the prince
lost illusions
brothers k
ecstacy
porno
story of o
sun also rises
kingdom of fear
the proud highway
notes from underground
tortilla flats
pulp
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Heroes:

klaus kinski
werner herzog..
machiavelli
hunter s thompson
john fante
charles bukowski
jerry springer
takashi miike
david lynch
john waters
raymond and peter
....