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About Me

I've always been seen in the eyes of myself as a genius painter. Sure, I have my moments of shimmering brilliance in other disciplines; high-stakes equestrian odds making, The Wagner tuba, and street-ball to name a few. But don't just dismiss me... you know, in that nasally monotone voice in your head, "Ooohhh, just another Mr. average boyish-adult guy" I mean yeah, sure, I run an owner-operated Chem-Lawn truck. But that shit ain't all games. I get REALLY, REALLY FUCKING DRESSED UP EVERY NIGHT, AND I GO TO HYPER-EXOTIC RESTAURANTS AND SEND EVERY thing back to that hack of a line cook. (that last part, all uppercase)

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My Interests

overbearing supervision : heavy duty trucking : etiquette : braille smoothing : julienning : pouring chateau nuef du pape over hot-bod's : a. gottlieb : your boring family : turn of the century furniture bon-fires : punching diabetics in the face then twice in the lungs

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet folks into magenta and red. together or separately is not a concern of mine, i don't judge people by their colors.

Music:

Movies:

i often furiously masturbate to the plethora of hallmark movies i taped on S-VHS. (like twice the resolution of regular VHS)

Television:

antiques road show : anthony bordain's no reservations : star trek : cops : cops : cops

Books:

topical events are at the pinnacle of my desired to read verbiage list, which limits me to newsprint and magazine's. thus making me a conversationalist, versed in the present, sans crucial information that would surely quelch my childish social ideologyI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Heroes:

robocop two, additionally three but if you've seen two you're totally cleaning up what i'm throwing up...

My Blog

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I've been having these visions of myself at middle age, it's honestly the most perculiar feeling I've ever had. (My limited ability to describe what actually is being seen hopefully doesn't make...
Posted by baron of civilization on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:27:00 PST