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About Me

Dear Friends and Family and future Friends and Family;We just want to reach out to everybody and let you know what we're doing with our careers. We are agents for a dead hooker remover company in United States called The Hooker Removers LLC. This company removes dead hookers, it does not pimp them. They are a direct remover with the best rates and quality service out there. They have a plan for every individual and situation. We have been with this company since July and can attest to that fact.If you are looking to have a dead hooker removed or if you just want to talk about different scenarios and if they would benefit you, please give us a call. The same applies if you know anybody that needs help with a dead hooker removal; obviously we will treat them as if they were you. Below is our information. Feel free to pass my information on to anybody that could benefit.We hope everybody has a great thing!!!Hey, we almost forgot, every time you have a dead hooker removed; you get a free pizza with sausage!The Hooker Removers LLC Phone: 641.985.7800 x *352460 http://www.myspace.com/thehookerremovers

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My Interests

Things that smell good. Things that taste good. Things that feel good. Things that sound good. Things that see good. Things that give boners.

I'd like to meet:

Pimps with a lot of cash or good credit. Dead hookers that are light in weight. The one who invented the hole. Not the hole in the ass, because he would be an asshole.

Music:

Music is the food and the hunger is the mood; No matter how slow or fast, it will always blow out your ass.

Movies:

Stag (1997): Victor Mallick returned to his home and found out that all of his friends have arranged a surprise bachelor/stag party for him. Two strippers were hired to cheer up the party. However, when some of the men accidentally killed one of the strippers, they are left to face the consequences of their action; or they could call The Hooker Removers! "You Kill The Bitch, We Dig The Ditch!"

Television:

If TV is the bread, than cable is the cheese, and the remote is the mustard.

Books:

We read the Internet. We read ur mind. We read street signs. We read the subtitles to a foreign porno! We read the book called LIFE!

Heroes:

People who wake up earlier so they can nap.

My Blog

We hope ur mom is not a dead hooker!

Happy mother's day!
Posted by The Hooker Removers LLC on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:17:00 PST

FYI: If u bounce a check, there will a $15 processing fee.

Sorry, even though we R friends, this is a business. If you bounce 2 checks, no more Free Hooker Remover Pizza with every removal. Be Safe , Disease Free, and pee as much as u can.God Bless....
Posted by The Hooker Removers LLC on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:52:00 PST

Part of our training is to cry once a day, just once.

I know everyone thinks it is all fun, games, and glamour when we remove a dead hooker and eat Free Hooker Remover Pizza with Extra Sausage while smoking Jesus Weed; & well&. it is. It absolutely is. ...
Posted by The Hooker Removers LLC on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:43:00 PST

Alekthophilia is the love of chickens!

If you have Alekthipilia and kill a hooker, guess what we will bring?
Posted by The Hooker Removers LLC on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:31:00 PST

Merry Christmas and Happy Halloween on this beautiful April Fools Day!

Eh, yeah.
Posted by The Hooker Removers LLC on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:40:00 PST

Ashley Dupree is going to get offered $1 Million. What a role model!

If u kill her, we’ll split the money and bring 10 Free Hooker Remover Pizzas!!!!!!! ...
Posted by The Hooker Removers LLC on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:24:00 PST

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer loves his wife, and other pussy.

Gov. Eliot Spitzer continued to weigh whether to resign early Tuesday, a day after law enforcement officials said he was a client of a high-end prostitution ring broken up last week by federal authori...
Posted by The Hooker Removers LLC on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:59:00 PST

Can anyones grandma sew us some jockstraps?

We can send measurements of our testicles. Thanks and have a super night, morning, or day.
Posted by The Hooker Removers LLC on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:24:00 PST

For 1 night only!!!!!!!!!

If you call us to remove a hooker; we will come wearing a special outfit!We will be wearing only a JOINT and a SOCK!!!!!!!!!!!Hurry while this offer last!
Posted by The Hooker Removers LLC on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:11:00 PST

Dude, dude, like shave everything!

U never want to think of dying, but u could die, so shave everything, the last thing u need is some weird dude shaving u somewhere by ur ass while ur soul is watching from hell eating tuna fish or som...
Posted by The Hooker Removers LLC on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:23:00 PST