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Hell to the No

And while the sea is boiling hot whether pigs have wigs, calloo callay come run away with the cabbag

About Me


Thankfully my alcoholism does not include Tequila or that hobag Tila Tequila. That vapid plastic tit alien midget baby head fake skank! Pedophilia is NOT cool pplz. She's just another great example of the decline of civilization as we know it.
Ok back to me. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.


My Interests



Don't cross someone that you don't kno what they're capable of.


Birthday: Jan. 4 1982. Also 1/4: Jacob Grimm, Louis Brailles, Issac Newton and Michael Stipe..all geniuses. Noticing a pattern here? haha
Birthplace: In a hospital, duh!
Current Location: Better than urs.

Yes that is my view. Jealous?

Eye Color: Doo Doo Brown
Hair Color: Same.
Height: Taller than ur midget ass.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Y settle?
Your Heritage: 100% Hungarian


The Shoes You Wore Today: Steel toe boots, like I do everyday.
Your Weakness: Explosives, knives and general assault weapons.
Your Fears: Drowning or ending up like those Sex & City hos.
Your Perfect Pizza: Free and Tasty. Deep Dish prefferably.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To manage to stay sober for just one day.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I am awesome. I am amazing. etc.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Thanks to the God. Hallelujah. Holla Back. Like Literally.
Your Best Physical Feature: Like my conceited ass can really narrow it down to just 1..well my ass is pretty nice.

Keep talking shit, it's not goin to make u look any betta whores.

Your Bedtime: When ambien makes me start rambling n eating for no apparent reason.
Your Most Missed Memory: All the family n friends that I've lost. I cherish those memories the most.
Pepsi or Coke: I drink RC Cola. I'm all class.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Buger King.

Nothing beats the whopper.

Single or Group Dates: Who group dates?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea u stupid bitch.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. White is right. ha
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither and fuck Starbucks w.their $8 mocha latte grande large-a, nonsense caramel mochiato bullshit! Keep wasting ur money fools..and calories.
Do you Smoke: No sir.
Do you Swear: That wouldn't be fucking ladylike now would it?


Do you Sing: Only to strangers at Taco Bell. A ho's gotta work for that stuffed burrito. Respect.
Do you Shower Daily: Heck yes I do!
Have you Been in Love: That was a waste of time.

Do you want to go to College: Been there. Done that.
Do you want to get Married: Eventually.
Do you belive in yourself: Who else will?


Do you get Motion Sickness: Only next to unattractive passengers on the Metra.
Do you think you are Attractive: Is Oprah rich?


Are you a Health Freak: Life's short. Eat what u want.
Do you get along with your Parents: This pretty much sums up my childhood and origins of my url link.


Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell, apparently I go tanning in em according to one psycho.
Do you play an Instrument: I'm not a very talented person.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Sloppy drunks don't get enough credit!


In the past month have you Smoked: I got pot lung way too many times to touch that shit again.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: A lil meth here n there don't hurt. haha
In the past month have you gone on a Date: In my mind.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ye w/Cher and Dionne, it was really fun n shit.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell to the no. Leave that up to the braindead seacows.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell to the yes. Big up yellow tail sashimi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Back Dumpster Ridden Alleys r not as bad as they sound.
In the past month have you been Dumped: In my mind.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I self respects my selfs.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Never stolen in my life. That's for lowlifes!
Ever been Drunk: When am I NOT drunk? I get crunk wit Spudz u idiot!

And fyi: that L.I.Tea was delicious.


Ever been called a Tease: On numerous occasions. Sorry fellas.


Ever been Beaten up: By that crackhead in that alley, but I showed him who's boss later!
Ever Shoplifted: Didn't I just answer this question u stupid asshole.
How do you want to Die: Happy.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I fucking hate that question!
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia. Love their accents! But to show off I've been to Hungary, Austria, Romania, Germany, France, England, Mexico, Bahamas, Aruba, St. Maarten, Ireland n half of the U.S. w. many more to come with time. In yo face inexperienced travelers!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel & green are always nice. Brown is great too but sorry no blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Doo Doo Brown like mines yo!
Short or Long Hair: I don't want no damn long hair hippies. Uggh I might as well date Jesus then.
Height: Gots to be at least 3 inches taller than me. I don't want to not be able to wear heels on a sexy ass date cuz ur vertically challenged.
Weight: No fatties. No rexis either.
Best Clothing Style: BeefcakeDreamboatHunkasaurus. Dancing helps.


Number of Drugs I have taken: What is this? Junkie Quiz U.S.A?
Number of CDs I own: Like I'm that technologically handicapped! It's not 1999 like eww. haha
Number of Piercings: Enough.
Number of Tattoos: Zero. Zilch and I'm keeping it that way.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Spending time & energy on worthless human beings. Remember what goes around comes around and karma is my middle fucking name.

I'd like to meet:

Honest Successful Sexy Fun Chicago Peoples! Aiming to start anew. Fellow 7's

7 - INVESTIGATOR: specialist, inventor, loner, eccentric, thoughtful, spiritual. The number 7 symbolizes humanity's deep inner need to find depth, meaning, and spiritual connection. When the creature needs of food, self-expression, material and domestic achievements have been met, we turn to the deeper levels of life -- to learn, to educate ourselves and to find purpose. The 7 is an investigator, an inventor, and must have solitude in which to find the inner voice. Sevens tend to be different, eccentric, or loners and are very discriminating in all areas. Gifts: Mental understanding, analysis, perfection. Challenges: Pride, narrowness, distance, rigidity, connection to the past, argumentative, temper, silence. Personal Goal: To maintain control over life; to understand. Fears: Failure to achieve standards, making a mistake. Succeeds as: Consultant, professor, analyst, earth/maritime occupations, individualist, observer, occultist.
http://quibblo.com/quiz/GxvreC/Your-Numerology

Music:



Beastie Boys, Biggie, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, No Doubt, Evanescence, Offspring, Green Day, Nirvana, Jet, The Donnas, The Sahara Hotnights, B 52s, Radiohead, That bitch that sings that song, The Killers, Common, The Roots, Linkin Park, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Ladytron, Sara Barieless, Le Tigre, Lenny Kravitz, The White Stripes, T.I., N.W.A., Pharcyde, Rihanna, Warren G, Sum 41, The Cure, AC/DC, The Cars, Aerosmith,The Rolling Stones, 2Pac, Alicia Keys, Hoobastank, N.E.R.D., Janet Jackson, Jimi Hendrix, Lit, The Clash, Mariah, Whitney, Kelly Clarkson, George Michael, Elton John, Billy Joel, The Doors, Guns & Roses, Gavin De Graw, Eve, Beyonce, Britney, John Mayer, Keane, Kayne West, Lupe Fiasco, The Bravery, Queens of the Stone Age, Velvet Revolver, Audioslave, Em, Dre, Snoop, Jay Z, Nas, Lil' Kim, Fabolous, Memphis Bleek, Jadakiss, New Wave, 80s, 70s and 60s Now thats ecclectic

Movies:



Donnie Darko, Trainspotting, Kids, Goodfellas, Austin Powers, Wayne's World, Lotr, Casino, Code 46, Running with Scissors, The Woods, Nim's Island, Home Alone, A Bronx Tale, Run Lola Run, Sin CIty, The Addams Family, Alice in Wonderland, Sleeping Beauty,Cinderella, Ever After, The Princess Bride, Willow, Splash, Uncle Buck, Sixteen Candles, Big Fish, Clueless, Edward Scissorhands, Fire in the Sky, Heathers, Gia, Requiem for a Dream, E.T., Super Troopers, The Shining, The Exorcist, Nightmare on Elm Street, Napoleon Dynamite, Bladerunner, Being John Malkovich, Dead Presidents, Office Space, The Outsiders, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Nightmare Before Christmas, Indiana Jones, Beetlejuice, That movie with that guy in it, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Maria Full of Grace, American Beauty, Basketball Diaries, Clockwork Orange, Spinal Tap, Spaceballs, Zoolander, Hot Shots, Robin Hood Man in Tights, Airplane (love spoofs)

Television:



Who can't love that fine man?Simpsons, Alias, Chappelle Show, South Park, Charmed, That 70s Show, Family Guy, Desperate Housewives, The O.C., Dead like Me, Da Ali G Show, Trigger Happy, That show were that schmuck fucked everything up, Robot Chicken, The State, Strangers with Candy, The Daily Show, The Soup, Best Week Ever, House Hunters, Weeds, Colbert Report, I love the 80s, Mad TV, SNL, Mysterious Cities of Gold (bet u dont kno that 1) Viva la Bam,Beavis & Butthead and Jackass maybe off the air but still have a place in my heart. Conan O'Brien (the funniest guy ever) Oh and even tho all this reality tv garbage is the sign of the apocalypse, I'll watch The Real World and those wanna b model shows and of course Saved by the Bell (Mr.Belding was so underrated)

Books:

Ha!

Heroes:

Ppl that can throw a football really far.

My Blog

Smelly beligirant mimes

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Posted by Living Vicariously through Dlist Celebrities on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:02:00 PST

Time Traveling & Pizzeria Vendettas

Time to switch it up and not write a travel blog, I've got some non-important crap to vent about. Don't fret I'm going to Orlando and Miami next wk, so rest assured that I'll  have another pic &a...
Posted by Living Vicariously through Dlist Celebrities on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

Midwestern Winter Wonderland

The Windy City, Chi-town, The Second City or The Big Onion, what have you, Chicago just might be my new hometown. Yes, I was that impressed. Having visited there in 1991, I've always held a fond memor...
Posted by Living Vicariously through Dlist Celebrities on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:37:00 PST

Sumtimes I doubt ur commitment to Sparkle Motion

Totally random nonsense that will most likely not effect you in any way....Things That Make Me HappyThe holidays. Theres no place like New York at Christmas time. I don't think I've been this excited ...
Posted by Living Vicariously through Dlist Celebrities on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:23:00 PST

All Hallows Eve

In one word, Halloween was awesome but I can't leave it at that and have to write a blog about it because you know I can't be quiet. The spooky night in question was the best one hands down and I didn...
Posted by Living Vicariously through Dlist Celebrities on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat

Even tho I've vacationed to 8 countries in Europe, I still want to do the whole backpacking trip thing, except stay in nice places instead of hostels. Italy would be the first on my iti...
Posted by Living Vicariously through Dlist Celebrities on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

The Emerald City

I dont drink coffee, particulary like the rain or seafood for that matter but I went on vacation in Seattle for a wk with my boyfriend anyways. I thought I could escape the boiling hellpit of thermoge...
Posted by Living Vicariously through Dlist Celebrities on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:39:00 PST

Paint the Roses Red

Jennifer ManistonHow anyone could find her remotely attractive is beyond me. That nose/chin combo is frightening, is the same Friends character in every lame movie she does and has one of the fugliest...
Posted by Living Vicariously through Dlist Celebrities on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:00:00 PST

In the Golden Afternoon

Stew Leonard's is the most exciting supermarket ever. There should be a singing cow in every dairy section.Rachel Ray is the reason I watch Food Network. She is the cutest thing ever and I cant see ho...
Posted by Living Vicariously through Dlist Celebrities on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 05:17:00 PST

Curiouser and Curiouser

My absolutely favorite show ever, The Mysterious Cities of Gold. I still watch it!L.T. Templeton"Faceman" Peck, Col. John"Hannibal" Smith, Capt. H.M. Howling Mad Murdock and Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Barracus...
Posted by Living Vicariously through Dlist Celebrities on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 09:57:00 PST