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HORACE!

her pants are tight, and that's okay.

About Me

she loves to laugh.
she loves to sing.
she loves the loving things.

My Interests

butterscotch ponds,
porno bushes,
bacon vodka ,
tuberculosis and ponies.

I'd like to meet:

the dumbest dumbfucks in dumbfuckistan.

Music:

WEEKLY TOP TEN
1 The Vandals
2 Serge Gainsbourg
3 The Mr. T Experience
4 The Sisters of Mercy see my sykoradio profile angelfuck for musical interests.

Movies:

recently watched:
13 tzameti
ils
vatel
krull
the golden compass
cloverfield
the golden child*
good morning, vietnam*
fido
superbad*

Television:

freaks and geeks
entourage
kid notorious
the twilight zone
sealab 2021
harvey birdman
the young ones
blackadder
sports night
the critic
the kids in the hall
how i met your mother

Books:

recently finished:
the river why
devil water*
germinal
the black path of fear*
a little princess*
i married a dead man* phantom lady*
the black curtain*
the age of innocence*
fashionable foods

Heroes:

whatever happened to all the heroes?
all the Shakespearoes?
they watched their Rome burn.

My Blog

weekly top ten, yo

1 Manic Hispanic        2 Me First and the Gimme Gimmes     3 The Vandals     4 Hüsker Dü     5 Pavement     6...
Posted by HORACE! on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:29:00 PST

weekly top ten

1 Murder City Devils 2 MSTRKRFT 3 Duran Duran 4 Rocket from the Crypt 5 James Brown 6 Cream 7 Otis Redding 8 Cliff Richard 8 Hillstomp 10 Bim Skala Bim
Posted by HORACE! on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:32:00 PST

weekly top ten

1 Misfits 2 T. Rex 3 Hillstomp 4 Ennio Morricone 5 Otis Redding 6 Earworm 6 Party Ben 8 Stink 9 Faith No More 10 Def Leppard
Posted by HORACE! on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:30:00 PST

overheard in the living room

"Do we have any soda?""We have Pabst. It’s almost the same."
Posted by HORACE! on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 05:07:00 PST

adding to the library

yesterday, Maiya and I went to Powell’s to pick up textbooks, so I also used some of my Christmas giftcards for:Prospero’s Children Jan SiegelRaise High the Roofbeams, Carpenters and Seymo...
Posted by HORACE! on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:44:00 PST

a helpful equation


Posted by HORACE! on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:09:00 PST

king of bad ideas

hey, it's 555!I should not have left to drive home tonight. There were sheets of rain coming down, sheets! I could only see to drive by watching the fog line. I ended up getting off I-5 at the Ross Is...
Posted by HORACE! on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:04:00 PST

jewish in a winter wonderland

(I found this last year somewhere--the NY Times, maybe?--and it made me giggle. And supports my secular enjoyment of Christmas.)By CINDY CHUPACKPublished: December 24, 2006I BLAME the Pottery Barn hol...
Posted by HORACE! on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:10:00 PST

revisiting the lifetime dog

Oh, Matt Groening, how I do hate you. Not really, because you’ve been immeasureably improving my life since about 1988, when I discovered Life in Hell (my copy of School is Hell that I’d s...
Posted by HORACE! on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:54:00 PST

whats the holiday special du jour?

Everyone has a holiday viewing canon, the movies and specials that enhance their Christmas (or whatever). I was terribly disappointed this year at not seeing Miracle on 34th Street (the original, of c...
Posted by HORACE! on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:48:00 PST