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El Topo

That God does not exist, I cannot deny, That my whole being cries out for God I cannot forget

About Me



The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.comYou are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 75%
Hulk 70%
Green Lantern 70%
Superman 60%
Supergirl 60%
The Flash 55%
Robin 45%
Batman 40%
Catwoman 40%
Wonder Woman 35%
Iron Man 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Interests

Any geek activites. I am a tremendous nerd. Made from the parts of lesser nerds...
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I'd like to meet:

Drew Barrymore. And Kate Winslet. At the same time. Word.

Music:

Faves: Guided By Voices, AC/DC, The Meteors, The Cramps, Two Cow Garage, The Fall, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, Devotchka, The Supersuckers, Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Wanda Jackson, The Von Bondies, The Who, DEVO, Drag The River, Man...or Astroman?, Lucero, The Guana Batz, Demented Are Go, Social Distortion, Bjork, David Bowie, Tom Waits, Motorhead, The Flaming Lips, The Pixies, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Neutralboy, Red Cloud West, Built to Spill, Hillstomp, The Punk Group, Batmobile, Beethoven, Bernard Herrmann, Angelo Badalamenti, The Young Fresh Fellows

Movies:

Faves: Dr. Strangelove; Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, The Seven Samurai, The City of Lost Children, Mary Poppins, Akira, Lolita (the Kubrick one), A Clockwork Orange, Girl on a Bridge, Full Metal Jacket, LOTR

Television:

Faves: The Simpsons, Twin Peaks, Jeopardy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

Faves: LOTR, The Fountainhead, Frankenstein, Another Roadside Attraction, The Diamond Age

Heroes:

Evel Knievel, Angus, Meatwad, The Fonz, The Tick

My Blog

Well this sounds about right

My score on The Greek Mythology Personality Test:The Oracle(0% Extroversion, 66% Intuition, 0% Emotiveness, 100% Perceptiveness) Heuristic, detached, and analytical to a fualt, you are most like The O...
Posted by El Topo on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:16:00 PST

Pure Boredom

I'm pretty sure I've never done one of these.  But I was up all night last night driving so I can't sleep.  So here goes. SECTION 1: PAST1. Cheated on someone? Never2. Fallen off the bed? ye...
Posted by El Topo on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:49:00 PST

NYC Suckas! Caaaan yooooooou dig it!!!!!!

Here we are sitting in the van after Mike and Dave's show, waiting to go back and eat some pasta and crash before we head to Virginia tomorrow.  Some of the fellas went exploring today, but I was...
Posted by El Topo on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:53:00 PST

Tour

Hey everybody, we're into the second week of tour now (second, is that right?) and it's been a shit crazy ball of fun.  It's pretty much a constant Super Gay Lovefest '98 with Two Cow Garage.&nbs...
Posted by El Topo on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 03:10:00 PST

This is my life

Damn, I haven't written one of these things is a long time.  I'm sitting here in the San Francisco abode of Mark Allen Rogers and his fiance Erin, sort of half-assed watching The Young Ones. ...
Posted by El Topo on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 05:44:00 PST

The ABCs of Superheroing...

Here are the ABCs of Superheroing: A is for Action B and C are for Battle Cry
Posted by El Topo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's the Fourth of July!!! Blow some shit up!!!

My dumb ass agreed to work tonight, so I don't get to blow anything up, but fuck it, we're almost done with the new record so I'm stoked as shit!
Posted by El Topo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST