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Kelli

All Work No Play... I need a VACATION!

About Me

5 Years Old.....We were playing SPACEMEN in my neighbors yard. We didn't care that our Metalic LASER SHIELDS were the RUSTY Lids OFF some DIRTY trash cans. That night I dreampt of U.F.O.'s and Rockets in My CHERRIOs-- waiting to BLAST OFF to somewhere spectacular, like the Land of peanutbutter and jelly with the CRUST cut off. MyGen Profile Generator....

My Interests

I like things out of the ordinary. In 2nd grade I wanted to be a trapeze artist, but I didn't have the right connections. Now 29, I have finally found a place that offers lessons...to kids about the age i was in second grade. Oh well, I guess I will have to take those belly dancing classes instead. I think I'm a closet burlesque dancer. At least, I wish I was. I love everything old. I'm in love with the 1940's , the clothes, the hair, the way the pin-up girls of the 40's could knock the g-strings right off any modern playmate. I dress up nearly every day, and although "jeans" are hardly a word in my vocabulary, i'm not afraid to get dirty (interpretations open for discussion). I enjoy being out side, so much in fact, that I want to live in a tree house. I would sit on my tree top balcony and slurp my coffee, gaze at the stars and throw the occasional water balloon. I also live for the DRIVE_IN and old cars. Other interests of mine: Art (mosaic, deco pauge, visual art) photography, creating hair do's, writing, coffee drinking, camping, listening to music and singing along, Movie watching, coloring, BOWLING, mud puddle stomping, swinging (park swings that is!), indian food, swing dancing and the list could go on, but I will spare you.

I'd like to meet:

People who enjoy the little things in life, humor and humanity, good friends and good music...and Dita Von Teese.*****
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Music:

BANDS: Hillbilly hellcats, Cramps, Hillstomp, I can Lick any Sonofabitch in the House, Modest mouse, Built to spill, Ella fitzgerald, Billie holliday, Gene vincent, Violent femmes, Drive by Truckers, Skirtchasers, Arcade Fire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, White stripes, Flaming lips, Guided by voices, Pixies, Guana batz, Neco case, Supersuckers, Amps, Wilco, Wanda jackson, Patsy Cline, Johnny cash, the Reverend, Louis jordan, Cibo matto, Runaway boys, Frank sinatra, DeVotchka, Stray cats, Esquivel, Archers of loaf, Postal service, Elliot smith, Legendary shack shakers, Visqueen, King missile, Radio head, Bjork, GENRES: bollywood indian music, rockabilly, indie, jazz, blues, folk, blue grass, swing, big bands, burlesque music, classic rock, some punk, bellydancing/middle eastern music, jug bands, circus music, and classical in moderation.

Movies:

My Neighbor Totoro, SWINGERS, Goonies, AMELIE, Iron Giant, Spinal tap, PEE WEE'S big adventure, Ferris Bueller's Day off, National Lampoon's x-mas vacation, LOST IN TRANSLATION, the PilloW BoOK, Chungking Express, Strictly Ballroom, SHAG, Delicatessen, Dancer in the Dark, Heavenly creatures, Harold and Maude, OFFICE SPACE, school of ROCK, O'Brother Where Art Thou?, Party Girl, Cinema Paradiso, Night on Earth, most Hal hartly films, Ed Wood, Cry baby, Hairspray, STATION AGENT, The Last Unicorn. Labrynth, dARk CryStal, Better of dead, high Fidelity, Orgazmo, Metropolis, Curdled, Army of darkness, Dead alive, Nosferatu...just to name a few.

Television:

(No cable) SIMPSONS, SIMPSONS, did I mention SIMPSONS?! Globe Trecker (pbs)

Books:

Not much into Fiction, although I do like childrens books and poetry. I like to learn about other cultures, interesting fun facts and traditions that other countries partake in. I like "how to" books, books that help you learn a craft or inform you on how particular things are made or function. I collect beauty/charm books of the bygone days, Books of Art, unusual and interesting coffee table books. and etiquette books from 1900-1935. So ladies, If you want to know how to turn down a gentleman caller 1920's style, I'm your girl.

Heroes:

Dita Von Teese, MY MOM,

My Blog

ISO...your head. (well, your hair actually)

I am a licenced Stylist at a Downtown salon in Portland, OR We are a Bumble and Bumble salon and are keen on furthuring our skills and education. Every Monday I need models for a variety of things: Bl...
Posted by Kelli on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:03:00 PST