Ms Writer profile picture

Ms Writer

Style Icon

About Me

Once upon a time there was a quiet young girl called Becky. Becky played away her youngest years with her best friend Snogglepuss. Snogglepuss had purple skin with yellow spots and a fluff of blue hair. He was even taller than a grown-up and had a beautifully crooked nose. Snogglepuss lived in a hole in the big old oak tree at the bottom of Becky’s garden. For many happy years the two friends climbed trees, played Tig, and made up stories about faraway lands. Then one day, someone (she can’t remember who) told Becky that Snogglepuss was an imaginary friend. Becky felt very cross that Snogglepuss had kept his imaginariness a secret for all these years and ran to the bottom of the garden to find him. There he was, in his favourite place, sitting with his back pressed-up against the ancient oak. “Hello,” he said in his funny party whistle voice, like nothing at all had changed. That made Becky even crosser and she shook her fists all the way from her eyebrows to the tops of her thighs. Her face swelled up like a red balloon and she took a really big deep breath. “You are not real, you are not real, you are not real,” she shouted (because she’d heard that saying it three times gets rid of fairies and thought it might work with imaginary friends too). And, right before her eyes, Snogglepuss faded, spot by spot, until he disappeared altogether. A few days passed when every time she thought about Snogglepuss, she felt angry. But after a few weeks, Becky forgot that she was cross. Becky was bigger now and didn’t have time to waste being angry with imaginary friends. In fact after a few weeks, Becky didn’t think much about her friend at all and soon Snogglepuss slipped out of her thoughts altogether. Now Becky was bigger, she had friends who were little girls like her, not enormous purple friends with strange noses. Now Becky was bigger, she talked to her friends on the phone about important things like ballet and football results. Now Becky was bigger, she and her friends went to each other’s houses and dressed up in their mums’ going out clothes. But then one day Mummy shouted at her, really loud so it hurt her ears. More than anything, Becky wanted to cuddle Snogglepuss and tell him how mean her mother had been. She wanted him to pull silly faces until he made her laugh. She didn’t want to talk to her silly giggling friends in their silly high heels. She wanted her friend Snogglepuss. Becky ran away from Mummy’s angry face, tears splashing her cheeks, to the bottom of the garden. She reached the big old oak and looked around… But of course Snogglepuss wasn’t there. She had sent him away. She had made him disappear. And who knew where he was now? How could she have been so horrid? Poor, poor Snogglepuss. Becky sat at the bottom of the tree and sobbed. Snogglepuss wasn’t there and what was worse, she knew in her heart she would never see him again.AS WITH ALL STORIES, THERE ARE ALTERNATIVE ENDINGS TO THIS TALE. HERE IS ONE OF THEM.But as Becky sat there, eyes tight shut with crying, she heard a tiny little sound. “Hello,” someone said, in a funny party whistle voice. “You are real, you are real, you are real,” Becky cried and before her eyes, Snogglepuss appeared spot by spot, until his fluff of blue hair grazed the branch above him. Snogglepuss flung his arms around her and in that moment Becky knew he was her very best friend of all.AND THIS IS WHERE THAT STORY ENDS AND ANOTHER BEGINS. YOU ARE INVITED TO BE A PART OF MY STORY. WELCOME.N.B. I'm not blogging as much at the moment but if you want to read more of my writing, you might like to look at my blog on here or at http://mswriter.blogspot.com/. Some of the Myspace posts are unsuitable for young people so they are set to 'private'. If you are over 18 and want to access all of my blogs, message me with a request telling me your age and your email address (so I can find you on myspace) and I will add you to my preferred list.a href=

My Interests

A dollop of nouns: magical realism, owls, plays, spiders, books, thunderstorms, knee-high boots, stockings, fire, music, real ale, novels, hats, trees, truth, motorbikes, people, the sea, the desert, magic, gigs, flash fiction, spoken word, love, freedom, psychology, films and Yorkshire… And because I prefer doing to things, a sprinkling of verbs: writing, swimming, reading, dreaming, cooking, flirting, playing, performing, walking, talking, listening, dancing - just discovered 5 Rhythms, learning- currently finding out loads about my voice, and laughing...lots. Also, watching people - who are good at what they do - at work.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet an agent for my gritty realist novel 'Jigsaw'. Event organisers and theatres who may be interested in me performing my stories, either as Frayed Edges with my musical partner Jonnie Khan or acapella. Publishers. Writers. Performers. Readers. Anyone who believes they can change things for the better. Anyone who makes me laugh or has something to teach me.

Music:

New Order, Joy Division, Rolling Stones, Willy Mason, God Speed You Black Emperor, The Levellers, The Smiths, Anne Briggs, The White Stripes, Placebo, Ben Harper, Elbow, Jason Feddy, Vatican Jet, Zuko, The Smokestacks, Benjamin Wetherill, Serious Sam Barrett, Fran Rodgers, Billingham Forehead, The Smiths, Joan Baez, Nina Simone, Frank Sinatra, The Strokes, The Killers, Bob Marley, Jeff Buckley, Guns n Roses, Metallica, Sisters of Mercy, Janis Joplin, Kristin Hersh, Tori Amos, Suzanne Vega, Billie Holiday, Joni Mitchell, Far From the Dance, The Smiths, The Sunshine Underground, Depeche Mode, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Dusty Springfield, Franz Ferdinand, The Raveonettes, The Doors, Johnny Cash and my versatlie and talented musical partner Jonnie Khan.

Movies:

Being John Malchovitch, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Barbarella, Amelie, Edward Scissorhands, Pump Up the Volume, Motorcycle Diaries, The Libertine, A Scanner Darkly, anything David Lynch.

Television:

Trying to give it up but occasionally I slip and watch Heroes or Dr Who with my boy.

Books:

Myriad including Sula, Beloved, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, The Duchess of Malfi, Ana Historic, Man and His Symbols, Eleven Minutes, If Nobody Speaks of Remarkable Things, The Blue Hotel, Autumn Journal, 1984, Brave New World, Swastika Nights, anything by Angela Carter, Doris Lessing, Dylan Thomas or Shakespeare.

Heroes:

Alice Herz, Martin Luther King, Carl Rogers, Jung, Maslow, Joan Baez, Socrates, Fred Lamond, all the unsung women.

My Blog

Seven New Work Festival This Saturday!

Hosted By: Becky CherrimanWhen: 08 Mar 2008, 15:00Where: Seven Artspace 31 (a) Harrogate RoadLeeds, LS73PD.United KingdomDescription:Becky Cherriman Click Here To View EventIf you make it, please com...
Posted by Ms Writer on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:32:00 PST

New stories with sound and music posted on Ms Writer Speaks

I have been working with musician Jonnie Khan to put sound and music to my stories.  Some of these I performed at Landfill last Wednesday.  Here are a few shots from the night...
Posted by Ms Writer on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:11:00 PST

Scandal, sound and the schoolgirl - Landfill 20.2.08

If you are not interested in watching me (as narrator) and actor (Edmund Harding) provoke controversy with my darkly comedic sketch 'Pizza Dough' or being the first to see me perform my flash fiction ...
Posted by Ms Writer on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:37:00 PST

How sheepish can a bunch of actors look during a curtain call?

Hi all, I hope January isn't proving too difficult for you and that you are still managing to find some sunshine.  Just thought I'd share a link to the Landfill site.  You might be par...
Posted by Ms Writer on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:34:00 PST

Performance at The Primrose on 23rd January

..> Music, silliness and me with more stories for your entertainment. ..>Line up: The Air Freshener ManMister MananaBecky CherrimanPaul JefferyGet BackDylan Cost:    &nb...
Posted by Ms Writer on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:16:00 PST

English Kate exhibits artwork

English Kate exhibits artwork as part of an open exhibition at The Light building in Leeds.  The exhibition has been organised by the artsandminds network, which is situated within...
Posted by Ms Writer on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:20:00 PST

Still, at least I have Myspace weirdos to cheer me up

I just received this message from a potential suitor: Hy Sweetie hellooAm nnanna luis, i want someone to spent the rest of my life withI honestly,i really wanna know you more and learn of you better P...
Posted by Ms Writer on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:33:00 PST

The death of a friend

This week my friend died.  She was found dead in her bed on Tuesday, her wedding anniversary.  She was married to one of my closest male friends but they had been estranged for over a year.&...
Posted by Ms Writer on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:12:00 PST

Birthday Story

I haven't posted any new writing for a while so thought I'd put one up.  It's one of the pieces of flash fiction I performed at The Primrose on Sunday.  The Primrose ...
Posted by Ms Writer on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:56:00 PST

Landfill, The Primrose and Cover The Mirrors

The Landfill event was a resounding success. Thanks to everyone who made it down. Look out for a blog about the opening night soon and for upcoming Landfill events.Hosted By: Doc at The Primrose - Ms ...
Posted by Ms Writer on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST