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TORTURE PORN All?s fair in love and the casting couch. When a budding starlet fails to impress the director with her off-screen talents, she hatches a plan so frightening it?ll make your cojones quiver. Watch Atom alum Jeremy Breslau?s five film series where not everything is what it seems and the line between film and reality gets a little blurry. Watch the first episode here, and catch the rest of the series on AtomFilms HERE!..

Guess what....Your SUV is killing Rudolph!!! Sing about it along with this cheeky little guy in...
THE NORTH POLE IS MELTING

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My Interests

Dysfunctional Family Film Fest Every family has its quirks, but some are just outright insane. If your family drives you nuts over the holidays, take solace in the fact that it could be a lot worse. You could be a member of one of these F'd-up clans...Momma's Boy Thanksgiving dinner turns into a battle royale between two brothers. ..Robo Hoochie Has Dad's little girl become a teenage robot slut? ..Accident A dark family secret revealed. ..My American Family The clueless father, screwed-up siblings and a nymphomaniac mother -- all seen through the eyes of an adopted Korean boy. ..Up the Ladder Sometimes it's impossible to love thy brother. ..The Divorce Mom and Dad have some bad news for their young boy. ..Jellybaby Is it possible for parents to hate their own newborn? ..The Rappersons Dad puts undue pressure on his son to become a hip-hop sensation. ..Fourteen So that's how it is in their family, eh? ..

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ATOMFILMS GOES FULLY EMBEDDABLE

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Music:

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Movies:

AtomFilms showcases some of the coolest films, movies and videos from the best and brightest independent filmmakers around the world. Check out our latest releases below!

RALPH THE REDNECK RAPPER IN COUNTRY AZZ FOLKS
Incest, sweat pants, pick-up trucks, pregnant binge drinkingâ€¦ Hoist your Coors Light in the air and join Ralph da Redneck as he raps about the finer nuances of white trash excellence.

RODHAM RAP
Hillary Clinton makes her case to elect a different kind of "bush" into office

Television:

Legion of Impact fans, EPISODE 3 IS OUT!!! If you need to catch up, watch episode 1 and 2 NOW. In Episode 3, Jeffrey is currently one of the top underground fighters in the world, and has lost himself amidst fame, fast cars and hot babes.

Books:

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Heroes:

Softkey Left softkey Right

My Blog

Into Twisted Fantasies?

Into Twisted Fantasies? Just wanted to let everyone know we launched a new channel called Twisted Fantasy. It's a saucy little round-up of 10 surreal films, comple...
Posted by AtomFilms on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:35:00 PST

Dysfunctional Family Film Fest

Deaf Man Beaten by Store Clerk

When Cody Goodnight, 31, didn't acknowledge the cashier who was trying to start a polite conversation with him at the Family Dollar Store in Fort Worth, Texas, the clerk got angry and bashed Goodnight...
Posted by AtomFilms on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:36:00 PST

AtomFilms Goes Fully Embeddable

Be the first kid on your block to fully embed the best vids from AtomFilms! Now you can feature our full-length shorts on your MySpace page, personal blog, community site, etc. But how will this tec...
Posted by AtomFilms on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:15:00 PST

Animator Game High Score Tournament

Animator Game High Score Tournament So, this Animator vs. Animation Game is apparently pretty popular. Why? Well, turns out it's a lot of fun torturing a stick fig...
Posted by AtomFilms on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:21:00 PST

Shocking 9/11 Documentary

Shocking 9/11 Documentary When the events of 9/11 unfolded six years ago today, few could have predicted such an unparalleled act of violence. Rick Rescola, however...
Posted by AtomFilms on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:59:00 PST

Animator Game - the Interview

After creating two hit videos based on a stick figure who rebels against his animator, Alan Becker took the next logical step -- he collaborated with the talented ...
Posted by AtomFilms on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:52:00 PST

It’s Raning Babies - Literally

Picture this: You're outside throwing the 'ol pigskin around with friends. Suddenly, you notice a toddler dangling from a second story window. The kid falls. You do your best Jerry Rice impersonation ...
Posted by AtomFilms on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:50:00 PST

Back to School Special: Kinky Coeds

Back to School Special: Kinky Coeds As August comes to a close, it's time to peel yourselves off your parents' couch, grab your protractors and get back to school. Sadly, not all kids maximize their...
Posted by AtomFilms on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:24:00 PST

Vatican Launches New Airline. Totally Serious.

Now you can redeem flight miles, as well as your soul. The Vatican just launched a new airline that offers "spiritual journeys" to Catholic destinations around the globe, like Mount Sinai in Egypt ...
Posted by AtomFilms on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:35:00 PST