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About Me

Billy and Sally were born on a day when a lunar eclipse made the moon go away. When the docs cut the cords, all the power went out, and some say a jackal carried them off in his snout.
The kids' misadventures land them into hot water, and their parents rue the day they had a son and a daughter. The Mayhem! The Hijinx! The Mischief! The Bloodstains! When there's fun to be had these kids can't be restrained!
Before you press play, take heed to this warning: this movie might make you throw up in the morning. If you are weak of the heart or easily offended A shot of Jack and a Xanax are waaaaay recommended.
So check out their adventures and you be the judge. And if you don't like it, just don't hold a grudge. Don't contact our laywers, suits are already pending. Regarding Billy and Sally and their adventures never-ending.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

like-minded tykes who play dirty like us other funny film makers other lunch-money takers, Monty Python, Rupert Murdoch, Tina Fey, Ted Turner, Calvin and Hobbes, Andy Warhol, Conan (O'Brian and the Barbarian) Jimmy Kimmel, John Waters, Pee-Wee Herman, Angelyne, Shell Silverstein, Shaggy but not Scooby, and especially not Scrappy, anyone with a cable network that allows you to say "fuck." Rich people who want to buy us candy.

My Blog

We're Back, Dirtbags!

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Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:55:00 GMT

We Heart Meat!

Thank You Cousin DJ for sharing this brilliance with us!
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:48:00 GMT

Incase you havent seen this yet...

Could Bill O'Reilly Be A Bigger Tool? Probably not, but it tickles me to see his tantrum put to music: ..>Bill O'Reilly Dance Remix on FunnyOrDie.com..>If you haven't seen the douchebag...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:24:00 GMT

Study links Commonly used incontinence drugs linked to memory problems

If you already can't remember to pee in the toilet instead of your pants, what else can you possibly forget?Sheesh!Here's the real article, incase you need to be informed:Where Do I Pee?
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:58:00 GMT

For All You Dolts Who Think Children Are innocent Little Gifts From God....

...some just aren’t. This just proves that Billy and Sally aren’t alone.Click Here For Bad Seeds!
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:28:00 GMT

yoooo-hooo faaaaaayyyyye

from the san francisco international film festival...not only are you totally adorable-you are totally adorable. where are you?will you be our mommy?
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:59:00 GMT

CHARTER CABLE SUCKS

good god ya'll,does anyone have a better solution?because we're drunk and ready to sign with any company who isn't a complete fuck.CHRIST ALL MIGHTY!And shit howdy, we ain't even religious!help, pleas...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:50:00 GMT

Bionic BS In Seattle!

Hey kiddies..Just got word that "Billy and Sally Go Bionic" will also be in the"What the Hell Did I Just Watch" Festival in Seattle onFeb.15 and 16 at 7pm the The Rondezvous-Jewelbox Theatre in Downto...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:22:00 GMT

Billy And Sally Go Bionic In San Francisco!

Hey Kiddies...our Tenacious Tots are screening their next film in SF onFri Feb 15th 5:00 pm and Sun 17th at 2:45 pmat the SF Independent Film Festival at the Victorian Theatre.If you happen to be in...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:21:00 GMT

From the WTF?!? Files: Because Popping Pills Is Fun For Kids!

Get 'Em While They're Young!
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:35:00 GMT