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Nato

I Don't Know What I'm Doing 100% Of The Time

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator...so, like I was saying, I was born with a steering wheel in one hand, and a bottle of Jameson in the other.......oh, hello! I didn't see you at first. Welcome to my 'Space. It is an absolute pleasure to meet you. My name is Nato Q. Paisano, and that's Paisano of the Riverwest Paisanos from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I'm on a several-month long odyssey in New York City at the moment, which is the biggest city in the universe, except for any city in Texas. Well, anyway. Let me show you around. Here's a cheap acoustic guitar I bought from a pawn shop in San Pedro, CA. Yes, that's correct - I play guitar and sing in a band called the Used Kids, I'm proud of that, and we have our own Myspace profile if you're interested (www.myspace.com/usedkidsny). I used to play in a band called the Modern Machines, from 2001 through 2007 actually, and we trod the highways and dirt roads of 48 states, three Canadian provinces, and several Japanese prefectures. Back then, I lived in Milwaukee, and didn't think I'd move for awhile - but events took place which prompted my eastward migration to Brooklyn, NY. I'll stay here for awhile, but it's no Superior People's Republic (Wis., Minn., and the UP). Now, please follow me to the refridgerator - I'm so sorry I didn't offer you a beer yet, how about a beer? Hamms or Blatz? As our Japanese friends say, KANPAI! (*two beers open*). Now let's get down to business. What historical world leader or dynamic figure would you most wish to have an intense two-week love affair with?MY ANSWER:Effa Manley (owner of the Newark Eagles baseball team in the late 30's/early 40's).

My Interests

Music. Punk rock, rock'n'roll, power-pop, delta blues, proto-r'n'b, good r'n'b/soul, good country old and new, hot and intense dance music from south of the border. Girls of that kind from any side of the border. Hot (spicy) food from south of the border. Drink. Coffee and beer, wine and whiskey, tequila por favor. Literature of merit: especially, great American (and international) novels, fantasy/sci-fi when I need to unwind, historical novels, biographies, autobiographies, non-fiction, collections of journalistic essays. Zines. Cool thrift store finds, especially impressive three-piece suits. Coffee, again, but this time as a social anodyne rather than a mere energy boost. Long walks to clear the head or explore, really both. Riding my bike. Driving my car and: listening to kickass tapes, listening to NPR, listening to the few good Air America Radio shows, listening to Coast To Coast AM, listening to baseball or football. Driving my car along new routes to new or old destinations. Debates. Good-natured arguments with friends. Bad-natured arguments with enemies. Lists. Is this all a little too sincere? I used to be called Nate Disgusting, and before that, you don't want to know. UPDATE: Go White Sox! Go Brew Crew! Go Twins! Go Mets! (these exhortations function similarly to the Laws of Robotics, wherein each "Go ___!" works only unless it directly contradicts a higher "Go ___!") Go Wild! Go Rangers!

I'd like to meet:

Kinky Friedman, Amy Sedaris, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Jon Stewart, Tim McGraw, Keith Olbermann, Matt Groening, Robert Baer, Miranda July, Derek Boogard, the eSurance girl ("Erin"), Aphrodite on a barstool by my side, and Greg Norton.Forget Scarlett Johansson and her Tom Waits covers (for now); I'd really rather duet with Neko Case. You?

Music:

Husker Du, the Replacements, the Ramones, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, the Reigning Sound/Greg Cartwright music, the Rolling Stones, the Devil Dogs, the Beatles, Them, Screeching Weasel, Pinhead Gunpowder, X, Radio Birdman, Bent Outta Shape, the Ergs!, Howlin' Wolf, Robert Johnson, the Trashies, Johnny Cash, Sun Records 50's stuff, Gram Parsons, Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Costello, the Jam, I was listening to the Figgs "Banda Macho" LP as I wrote this, and your band, too.
Music This Week I'm thinking of resequencing the album "Setting Sons" by the Jam, because I don't like the order of songs right now. That's also what I'm listening to the most, along with the Jean Claude Jam Band.

Movies:

Any and all films that exist in a theoretical pentagonal zone, the five defining points of which would be The Goonies, Repo Man, Times Square, Tuff Turf, and Escape From New York (if you haven't seen Tuff Turf, substitute Valley Girl but sprinkle liberally with violence, punk, Jim Carroll and the barrio epithet "maricon!").

Television:

The Simpsons, The Simpsons, The Wire, and The Simpsons.
Radio Baseball, any team, any game, any league. Marketplace on NPR! Also on NPR: The Sound of Young America. This American Life. Fresh Air, duh. Steve "Shmooze" Somers on 660am "The Fan," he's usually on from like 8pm to midnite, weekdays. Really late-nite sports talk, when it gets intense and samples the Coast-to-Coast A.M. listenership.

Books:

Tortilla Flat - John Steinbeck, Breakfast Of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut, both Lester Bangs books, Omar Khayyam - Harold Lamb, Blue Highways - William Least Heat Moon, Hotel New Hampshire - John Irving, Bound For Glory - Woody Guthrie, the Rise Of Theodore Roosevelt - Edmund Morris, Theodore Rex - Edmund Morris, the entire Drizzt-related series - R.A. Salvatore, the Foundation novels - Isaac Asimov, How The Irish Saved Civilization - Thomas Cahill, The Sun Also Rises - Ernest Hemingway, A Wrinkle In Time - Madame L'Engle, the Plague Dogs - Richard Adams, the Nova trilogy by William S. Burroughs, anything by Hunter S. Thompson, anything by S.E. Hinton, anything by Nathanael West, anything by Kinky Friedman, on and on and on...
Books Read Recently Paul Shirley "Can I Keep My Jersey?", Alan Clayson "Keith Richards" (warning: very, very British - and yes, I loved it!), Dave Marsh "The Beatles Second Album," Elizabeth Little "Biting the Wax Tadpole," Mark Spitz "Nobody Likes You: The Green Day Story" (or whatever it's called), The U.S. Constitution and Articles of Confederation.

Heroes:

Johnny Cash, Deniz Tek, Sen. Russ Feingold (D-WI), and Doug Hopkins (http://www.alphalink.com.au/~ord/doughopkins/index.html). Ok, maybe not Doug.

My Blog

Birthday Blog

I can't believe how many people left "happy birthday" comments on my space!  It's insane.  Thank you all.  Since it seems that there's an interest, I'm going to report on my entire May ...
Posted by Nato on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:11:00 PST

Show Review from Mnpls

I shall now review the show I saw last night at the Triple Rock using the honorable Japanese poetic form of ......Haiku!CHINESE TELEPHONESthe clumsy gaijinbring awesome power punk rockthe rock’...
Posted by Nato on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:08:00 PST

Who Do Ya Know Wants To Buy A Car?

I live in Brooklyn. I want to buy a minivan, for the purposes of touring and carting stuff around for the occasional sawbuck.As such, if you live in the NYC area, I have a 1993 Saturn for sale. It h...
Posted by Nato on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:35:00 PST

Really Off-the-Cuff MLB Predictions for 2008

AL EastNew York YankeesBoston Red Sox (wildcard)Tampa Bay Devil RaysToronto Blue JaysBaltimore OriolesThe Red Sox and Yankees are two of the three best teams in the American League, but the Yankees ha...
Posted by Nato on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:02:00 PST

You Don’t Have To Hate The Cubs To Like This Blog (But It Helps)

I dimly recall an argument on some e-medium last year about a Cubs shortstop by the name of Ryan Theriot.  Other than the apparent awesome way you could - but don't - pronounce his name, this guy...
Posted by Nato on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:24:00 PST

My Endorsements for Super Tuesday

Hi all.  I know that most of you get almost all of your political news from two sources:  this blog, and Ron Paul's World of Warcraft meetups (true story).  Today, I'm going to official...
Posted by Nato on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:10:00 PST

Good Bands/Bad Bands

Good:The Ergs (all-around awesome)Hunchback (best set at Maxwells in Hoboken by any band I've ever seen there)Gin Blossoms (Doug Hopkins era)Violent Femmes (the video for "Blister In The Sun" is aweso...
Posted by Nato on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:21:00 PST

Thoughts on the Santana Trade

If you look at my profile, you'll see that my baseball fan algebra currently has the Twins as one of my top four baseball teams to root for.  What this means in a practical sense is that I am che...
Posted by Nato on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:11:00 PST

A Brewer-Themed Dream

I had a dream the other night that I was reading a newspaper, and the Brewers had just played a game against the Pittsburgh Pirates, in Pittsburgh.  The final score was 7-3, in favor of the Pirat...
Posted by Nato on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:03:00 PST

Extra 9 Lager

Yesterday, I went to a great punk show at Passout Records.  Besides the fact that everything was hilarious and ridiculous (example:  a band called The Pigs sang a song about people who walk ...
Posted by Nato on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:02:00 PST