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Cumulodingus

If you you see ahead, you are missing your behind.

About Me

I make beer with Megan. Soon it will be brewed in large vats and I won't need a job anymore. Trust me on this one. Seriously, the more you know about me, the less curious you'll wish you were. For instance, I voluntarily drink coffee mixed with tequila while doing three crosswords at once. However, let it be noted that I don't trust anyone who never wears shorts.

My Interests

Brewing/consuming beer, playing drums & guitar, biking, baseball, pinball (Dr. Who is the best), spicy/fibrous food, crosswords (fuck sudoku, except when they're super easy, like in the Onion) dinguscide, employercide, screen printing, screen printing on people's skin when they aren't looking, Hawkwind (the band and the other thing), and going to the zoo when it's 3 degrees out just because it's free.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who'll buy used records from me and pretend they're getting a good deal. That and trilingualists.

Music:

Hickey, the Butthole Surfers, Sabbath, the Dickies, Mensclub, Radio Birdman, NoMeansNo, Tom Lehrer, the Didjits, Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs, the two Megadeth albums with "peace" in the title, Maiden, Swell Maps, Deep Purple, Shocking Blue, Blowfly, Paska, Weird Al, Stikky, BOC, Manowar, the Minutemen, Charles Bronson, the Wipers, Devo, and Herb Alpert & the TJB on 45rpm. Too many people listened to the Big Boys telling them to start their own band.

Movies:

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Television:

Anything with a laugh track so I know what's funny.

Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

Gonna need an ocean (doo doo doo doo doo) of calamine lotion.

If anybody meets the inventor of poison ivy, could you please sock him in the grapes and revoke the patent?  Some things just should not exist.  I'm all for shitty things existing for the pu...
Posted by Cumulodingus on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:42:00 PST

So you don't have to ask why I quit

Hello. Upon learning of my departure from the Modern Machines, many people have asked me why I did it. To start off, it is a departure on good terms that makes a hell of a lot of sense once you unde...
Posted by Cumulodingus on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:03:00 PST

My brain just came in its pants.

Okay, so I'm fucking around on Soulseek when I come across a string quartet doing Maiden songs. It is by far the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. It is very rare when music gives me goosebump...
Posted by Cumulodingus on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:08:00 PST

Perforate this!

So imagine, if you will, that you work for a commercial cassette factory.  The time period is irrelevant.  Someone suggests in a brainstorming session that the inserts (some refer to them as...
Posted by Cumulodingus on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:53:00 PST