Brewing/consuming beer, playing drums & guitar, biking, baseball, pinball (Dr. Who is the best), spicy/fibrous food, crosswords (fuck sudoku, except when they're super easy, like in the Onion) dinguscide, employercide, screen printing, screen printing on people's skin when they aren't looking, Hawkwind (the band and the other thing), and going to the zoo when it's 3 degrees out just because it's free.
Anyone who'll buy used records from me and pretend they're getting a good deal. That and trilingualists.
Hickey, the Butthole Surfers, Sabbath, the Dickies, Mensclub, Radio Birdman, NoMeansNo, Tom Lehrer, the Didjits, Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs, the two Megadeth albums with "peace" in the title, Maiden, Swell Maps, Deep Purple, Shocking Blue, Blowfly, Paska, Weird Al, Stikky, BOC, Manowar, the Minutemen, Charles Bronson, the Wipers, Devo, and Herb Alpert & the TJB on 45rpm. Too many people listened to the Big Boys telling them to start their own band.
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Anything with a laugh track so I know what's funny.
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