Music:
Member Since: 6/26/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/truthdealer
Band Members:
A.D. Schwader - Bass, vocals, ex-busdriver
John W.R. Johnson VI - Guitar, vocals, busrider
J. Frederic Hanson I - Drums, bus avoider
Influences: We have no influences, you fucking assholes, WE ARE YOUR INFLUENCE. Put down your fucking bud light and listen up: WE ARE THE NEXT NEW REVOLUTION FORCED BETWEEN YOUR EARS, HOUSEPUNK! Yes, that's right, we exist as the band that blows you right out of the fucking water making you cry like the bitch you are to your fellow bandmates, "Ahhh! I wish we could be that explosive and revolutionary and talented and good looking and pro...OHHHGOD TAKE ME RIGHT NOW, I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE! OhhhhhWAHHHNHH!!!.....augxghgh....auhhzhgh....boohoo....." That's right, CRY! CRY! CRY right fucking now and salute the greatness that stands far taller in front of you.
Many bottles of whiskey. A crockpot. Soft tourettes mumbling. Lines of cocaine. Beebo. Frantic oral sex. Multiple sclerosis. Fat people. Pants unzipped. Senior citizens. Someone tickled until they accidentally fart. A proverbial verb. A dude seriously retarded. The guy whose horse lost the race. A cat pooping and meowing real fast while doing it...you know, kinda like it lamenting that it shouldn’t have ate so many fucking peanuts and then all that cheese. That shit hurts you know...HA NO PUN INTENDED.
OR WAS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1
SONGS PLAYED LIVE: Crooning is or = to small dicks (Dousing the fire/CD/Self released/2005) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Kiddie pool (Dousing the fire/CD/Self release/2005) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Self taught: Lesson two (Dousing the fire/CD/Self release/2005) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Dousing the fire (Dousing the fire/CD/Self release/2005) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Ticketed and towed (Dousing the fire/CD/Self release/2005)
The fucking anthem(so now you know) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Chicks VS. Dewds (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Reuptake (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Defining yourself negatively (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
We put the ’B’ in suBtle (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Hodag (Go suck my dick.) (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
Breadcrumbs (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
My one different OW!!!S (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006)
I’m in love (Dousing the fire/CD/Self released/2005) (Self Titled/7" 33rpm/F+S Records/2007)
Half done (Self Titled/7" 33rpm/F+S Records/2007)
Fell that quick (Self Titled/7" 33rpm/F+S Records/2007)
Attack dog of $aving$ (Self Titled/7" 33rpm/F+S Records/2007)
Grand theft lighter (Lieswatter/Cassette/Self release/2006) (Split w/Random Houses/7" 45 rpm/DNH Records/2007)
You’re entitled to be wrong (Split w/Random Houses/7" 45 rpm/DNH Records/2007)
P.A.C.E. (Split w/Random Houses/7" 45 rpm/DNH Records/2007)
The runner (Split w/Random Houses/7" 45 rpm/DNH Records/2007)
Kicking the chair out (Suicide, homicide, or Billy Joel: Your choice) Just die already Shave and a haircut: Two bits Casper’s drunk again Waste of time Beast Ice coast guard The ballad of Jack Horkheimer Esophagus punt Have a wild and sexy weekend ;) Wicked game (Chris Isaak) Breaking the water line A Griffin Aint Shit Journey Vs. Foreigner Arbynger of Morrow Human Camera
Record Label: F+S - DNH - Criminal IQ
Type of Label: None
