HOT TRASH, djing, thrift stores, flea markets, tattoos, oldskool flash, sailor jerry, shipwrecks and maritime disasters, pirates, mermaids, the fifties, the sixties, doowop, vintage/retro things, poodle skirts + saddle shoes, vintage western shirts with pearly snaps, pinup girls, marilyn monroe, 60s big-eyed art, GIG paintings, shag art, cheesy velvet paintings, tacky elvis memorabilia, elvis impersonators, oldies, classic cars, flame-throwing contests, diners, drive-ins, jukeboxes, sockhops, vinyl records, rockabilly, psychobilly, going to shows, punk fucking rock, skulls and skeletons, monsters, ghost stories, haunted things, horror movies, lakeview cemetery, serial killers, blood + gore, forensic shows, true crime, crime scene photos, LUMINOL!, writing, reading, creative nonfiction, memoirs, diaries, mad libs, lists, nintendo, laughing, straightedge, kittens, muppets, pajama parties, dance parties, rocking out, songs with handclaps, good cover songs, songs with old dances in the title, ridiculous sunglasses, museums, "the state" and "stella" and all related projects.
and:
-people who can make me laugh all nite long
-people who want to give me free records
fact: i have an irrational fear of facial hair. you know who you are. no, i do not want to meet you OR your mustache.
AND THESE DUDES!
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motorhead, oblivians, carbonas, jewws, charlie feathers, wax museums, ape city r&b, DOTS, kajun ss, poppets, social distortion, NOBUNNY, hormonas, reverend savage and his holy rollers, accel 4, tuff bananas, rufus thomas, hex dispensers, uncle scratch's gospel revival, king louie, black halos, tyrades, final solutions, beat beat, zero boys, coconut coolouts, four slicks, gentleman jesse and his men, mosquito bandito, joe tex, turbonegro, necessary evils, pumpers, kinks, lee and the liars, wongs, monkees, lids, throbbin urges, mans, screamin jay hawkins, teenage head, ramones, thomas function, boston chinks, brutal knights, shanks, briefs, fevers, rocket from the crypt, the ladies, fe fi fo fums, bbq, hunches, superdrag, circle jerks, diamonds, cococoma, traditional fools, sick fits, manges, les sexareenos, zodiac killers, blank its, little killers, gore gore girls, vee dee, sights, devil dogs, chuck berry, dragons, misfits, hasil adkins, loli and the chones, green day, brides, thee crucials, fats domino, cheap time, minor threat, cpc gangbangs, jackie wilson, eddie cochran, jet boys, marked men, bloody hollies, guitar wolf, bloodshot bill, ritchie valens, holy shit!, ricky nelson, stiff little fingers, demon's claws, turtles, bob burns and the breakups, radio beats, del vikings, teengenerate, shoot it up, dwarves, johnny kidd and the pirates, sam cooke, countdowns, makers, feelers, gouka, pets, mitch ryder and the detroit wheels, d4, exploding hearts, sneaky pinks, riverboat gamblers, krunchies, fatals, heartbreakers, ronettes, datsuns, spits, gob, supremes, real losers, marvin gaye, james brown, angry angles, demons, platters, four tops, dead boys, mothballs, legendary shack shakers, annhilation time, spaceshits, dave clark five, creteens, skyliners, mad sin, zen guerilla, new bomb turks, buzzcocks, real kids, reigning sound, dickies, cramps, boys, little anthony and the imperials, blacks, pagans, functional blackouts, mistreaters, stitches, sonics, rat traps, dion and the belmonts, white load, danko jones, baseball furies, troggs, mummies, johnny burnette, regulations, fashion! fashion! and the image boys, dirtys, joan jett, coffin lids, weirdos, toy dolls, elvis presley, mc5, buddy holly, vibrators, hives, smokey robinson and the miracles, nashville pussy, adicts, reatards, accused, supersuckers, drifters, stray cats, gene vincent, ? and the mysterians, stevie wonder, catholic boys, rolling stones, otis redding, germs, tommy james and the shondells, hipshakes, fu manchu, billy riley, riverdales, blowtops, wanda jackson, temptations, beat beat beat, damned, coasters, little richard, dictators, black flag, swingin neckbreakers, king kahn and bbq show, bad brains, persuaders, tough and lovely, hermans hermits, tokyo electron, persuaders, electric eels, los raw gospels, etc.
i am also a connoisseur of mid-90s alternative. can i get some toadies and tripping daisy up in this bitch?
it, wet hot american summer, head, this boys life, gummo, psycho beach party, jailhouse rock, the human tornado, the ten, norma jean and marilyn, the goonies, buffalo 66, bone, stand by me, whats eating gilbert grape, harold and maude, napoleon dynamite, bubba ho-tep, ted bundy, the virgin suicides, american graffiti, mr. boogety, children of the corn, wild zero, the sandlot, la bamba, liberty heights, pecker, mother goose rocknrhyme
THE STATE, the monkees, freaks and geeks, stella, forensic files, the new detectives, cold case files, peewees playhouse, snapped, city confidential, degrassi: the next generation, ren and stimpy, the oc, reno 911, most evil
death scenes: a homicide detective's scrapbook, stephen king's IT, running with scissors, rock & roll generation: teen life in the 50s, where the wild things are, state by state with the state, elvis and you: your guide to the pleasures of being an elvis fan, dizzy and jimmy, scary stories to tell in the dark, the virgin suicides
the state
duh.