I collect things. Old guitars and organs, Exotic Lounge records. I tend to be drawn toward the kind of things no one else wants. I'm constantly looking for bizarre and unwanted instruments, the cheaper the better.
Theremins, specifically. Not the new crappy kind. The old fashioned, hand made out of a wooden orange box kind.
I'd like to meet:
Assholes.
Let me expand on this topic..
Music assholes. Purists, record collectors, those who seamlessly interlace song lyrics into daily conversation. People who aren't offended by the fact that I'm not a total asshole about rock n roll and people who won't offend me with their awful taste in music by trying to convince me it's as good as or better than the crap I listen to.
Music:
Everything: New Bomb Turks, Oblivians, Mummies, Drags, Statics, Spaceshits, Radio Birdman, Stooges, Screeching Weasel, Dead Milkmen, Pretty Things, Dead Kennedys, Zombies, Dead Boys, Pagans, Ramones, Air, Valient Thorr, Cococoma, Frank Zappa, They Might Be Giants, MC5, Mogwai, Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival, Elvis Costello, Soul Coughing, XTC, Martin Denny, Lenny Dee, Les Baxter, Woggles, Coasters, Amazing Royal Crowns, Annihilation Time, Baseball Furies, Beck, Tyrades, Knights Of The New Crusade, Dirtbombs, Cake, Butthole Surfers, Flaming Lips, Didjits, Fireballs Of Freedom, The Short-wave Set, Go-Nuts, Gaza Strippers, Hentchmen, Les Sexareenos, Hellacopters, Iron Maiden, Sonics, Mind Controls, Super Furry Animals, Talking Heads, Turbonegro, Wire, Tight Bros, Zodiac Killers, Fatal Flying Guilloteens, Makers, Jack Oblivian, Greg Oblivian, Humpers, Jerry Lee Lewis, Guitar Wolf, Johnny Cash, Gospel Swingers, Devo, Guitar Wolf, Coachwhips, Cherry Valence and a bunch of stuff I forgot.
Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Moron Movies, More Moron Movies
Television:
I attempt to avoid TV but there are some really good shows out there: Mythbusters, Good Eats... I can't think of any more, probably Tom and Jerry... who knows.
Basically I hate TV but I watch it all the time.
Books:
Please Kill Me, A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, Like Hell, The Incomplete Philosophy of Hope and Nonthings
