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Amber Rae says..nuthin you idiots Amber Raez dead!

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About Me

my name's amber rae halama. my life is pretty much a huge joke that i don't really understand. i'm kind of a weirdo. i think my only real life's ambition is to be a celebrity. i talk a lot of shit, even in my sleep. i'm really into wine mixed with gatorade right now. winorade. i like bro-downs, dance parties, and getting tore up. you should say hi to me sometime, but i'll probably just scream in your ear about something completely irrelevant until we fall over from dancing too much and make out or something stupid. Then I'll pass out somewhere in your house. then you should probably take me for breakfast when you find me because i wake up hungry. story of my life.

My Interests

looking all fancy pants, BFFs!, making up beatz and rhymez, making sweet synth pop music with raeanne, making fruity music with the fruity pops!, playing pranks, dance parties! hot tub parties! and partying naked!, gettin' ROWDY!, occasional visits to awkward city or blackout city, bbqz and basketball, gettin' FADED!, ROCK AND ROLLLLLL!!!!! poke'mon, pacman, sonic the hedgehog, swirl, michael jackson's moonwalker, and lots of other ridiculous video games, having a crush on conan o brien! larry david! and jack nicholson!, showin' off my sweet ass dance movez, lame humor, ghost stories!, being better than you at everything ever, holding hands, kissing, spooning and watching cute movies!, singing in the shower, telling stories, nostalgia, bonerz, laughing til my tummy hurts and making people laugh, art projects and book reports, shopping!, music and love, love and music, sleeeeeep

I'd like to meet:

i'm over wanting to meet dudez, hottiez, and stone foxez. i suppose the only two people i'd really like to meet are courtney love and ol dirty bastard, and right now i'm going through this "i seriously want to marry chris rock" phase. seriously. i think we'd be good together. I would've loved to have dated ol dirty bastard for two weeks, dump him because he was on welfare, then watch him cash his welfare check on television and totally kick myself in the head for being such a dumb idiot. and to be totally honest with you, i've wanted to party hardy with courtney love since i was like nine. i'm sure that makes sense if you've ever met me. eh, i don't understand myself either. i just sort of exist right now.

Music:

cursive, bright eyes, the good life, modest mouse, broken social scene, the moldy peaches, kimya dawson, the wipers, dresden dolls, the blood brothers, adult., the b-52s, the pixies, hickey, the knack, nirvana, hole, the thermals, animal collective, the faint, M.I.A., beep beep, azure ray, two gallants, the mountain goats, tilly and the wall, rilo kiley, dinosaur jr., the unicorns, mclusky, desaparecidos, the distillers, violent femmes,the cars, madonna, pretty girls make graves, jawbreaker, call me lightning, ex models, , the arcade fire, neutral milk hotel, gregory and the hawk, deathcab for cutie, wu tang clan, ludacris, commander venus, son ambulance, the dandy warhols, snoop dogg, prince, ol dirty bastard, morris day and the fucking time!, eminem, mike jones, a-ha, coolio! 90's gangster rap! jock jams! my dance mixes and the saturday night fever soundtrack.

Movies:

Jurassic Park! Trapped in the Closet!!! PURPLE RAIN M.F.! !BOOGIE NIGHTS! Batman. White Men Can't Jump. the outsiders. Fight Club. Pulpfiction. Resevoir Dogs. A Clockwork Orange. The Shining. Willy Wonka. Sid and Nancy. empire records. the royal tenenbaums. the life aquatic. Any movie about ghetto livin' ie: menace 2 society, boyz n the hood, Friday etc. Wedding Crashers!!! Snakes on a fucking Plane.

Television:

beyond belief:fact or fiction. twilight zone. animal planet. the sci fi channel. sifl and olly! cops! lifetime and lifetime movies. curb your enthusiasm. arrested development. lost. the office. seinfeld. ghost hunters. shows about haunted houses. infomercials. vh1 shows. BET... width="425" height="350" .. watch this at least twelve times.

Books:

chuck palahniuk, kurt vonnegut, milan kundera, hunter s. thompson, stephen king rules, if i did it-o.j. simpson is amazing, no one belongs here more than you, the perks of being a wallflower, about a boy, i hope they serve beer in hell, some other stuff. i will read any girl magazine you hand to me they are infinitely amusing.

Heroes:

Lefteye just don't fuck around. We'll bust rhymes together in heaven someday. She's fucking punk rock. I'll burn down a boyfriend's house someday, I'm sure. the best basketball player of all time if you ask me. but not many people ask me. I wish this was my family sometimes.

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My Blog

winter solitude and severe stomach pain.

i find myself becoming very lonely, resentful, and withdrawn.  i scarcely feel like being alive anymore.  i sit in my room reading and listening to tapes and albums, mostly just feeling sorr...
Posted by Amber Rae says..nuthin you idiots Amber Raez dead! on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:27:00 PST

i apologize for my immaturity.

i really need to stop writing these dumb, passive aggressive, depressed blogs when i'm wasted.  it's just stupid, dude.nah, from now on i'm living by three words, and three words only.pig is day....
Posted by Amber Rae says..nuthin you idiots Amber Raez dead! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:32:00 PST

so like...

sometimes i think i'd be much happier catapulting off of a giant bridge.please take this really seriously, too.i hate everybody.  you hear that, everybody?  snort balls.  snort a fuckin...
Posted by Amber Rae says..nuthin you idiots Amber Raez dead! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

really fucking wasted waste of space cry bsby lame stupid lamelamec;kvdf

i hate mom.  i hate dad.  don't know why, they just make me sad.i love you.  i love her too.  sometimes i just don't know what to do.i miss you.  i miss her too.  sometim...
Posted by Amber Rae says..nuthin you idiots Amber Raez dead! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:58:00 PST

hey, i have something to say about video games.

super mario world on super nintendo to be more specific.  the level butter bridge to be the most specific.  butter bridge sucks.  i hate the scrolling screen levels because they fucking...
Posted by Amber Rae says..nuthin you idiots Amber Raez dead! on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:54:00 PST

hahaha!

you know how when you're coming down from A+ you feel so awake and completely exhausted but you can't even sleep even though you want to so fucking bad and you have to go to work in less than two hour...
Posted by Amber Rae says..nuthin you idiots Amber Raez dead! on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST

pointless, pointless, always pointless.

no one else in the world works night shift like me.  i wish there was someone awake  to kick it with.  yeah, i just want to you know, kick it.  i'm a fan of kickin' it.  i sho...
Posted by Amber Rae says..nuthin you idiots Amber Raez dead! on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:09:00 PST

wasteded wastedest blog ever.

i realize...if i die tomorrow, i'll die with too many unfinished feelings.  too many dead ends, it'd be too abrubt and tragic.  i realize right now how young i am.  if i die tomorrow, i...
Posted by Amber Rae says..nuthin you idiots Amber Raez dead! on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST

i go psycho killah, norman bates!

kyle's little prom-ish themed dance party was pretty fun.  i just had a great time doing what i like to do best, dancing like a motherfuckerrrr.  i really love love love dancing  with a...
Posted by Amber Rae says..nuthin you idiots Amber Raez dead! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:52:00 PST

hey, dudes.

i'm in my new house on my laptop.  i guess this house isn't that new to me anymore, but it still feels that way sometimes.  i'm eighteen and living on my own, and it's almost like i'm a real...
Posted by Amber Rae says..nuthin you idiots Amber Raez dead! on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST