I am new to this bunch of overpayed bastards. The Brewers clearly were not thinking when they first decided that the Italian was a spicy sausage, and the Polish? Gimme a break, is this 1985 with that striped shirt?! The Bratwurst is alright I spose, but I heard the Hot Dog sold out and made Miller Park up the price of dogs in the kids zone from a buck to like 3 dollars. What a chatch! So anyway, They wanted someone to bring the heat, so they come to Mexico and fly me in and I signed.
I have a bad attitude and I plan on making a lot of noise next season. I guess I don't give a damn, I'm under contract and am getting that paycheck either way.Can anyone tell me if I'm ever gonna run in one of these stupid races during a World Series?
