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Rob

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About Me

So this is where I have to pimp my bad self right? Those who already know me, have you nothing better to do than try and find a bit of dirt on me you self righteous swines...? For those who don't know me, I am Rob, son of Bob, grandson of Bob - hello! I'm 25 years old and gorgeous. I live in Somerset with my fiancee Laura, who is also gorgeous, and has been by my side like Jane to Rod and Freddy for just over four years. Incredibly, she hasn't killed me yet. By day I am middle management, by night I am the greatest undiscovered poetic talent this country has ever produced. Modesty is my middle name.

I'm on myspace because I want to make more friends - as many people as possible, any gender from anywhere in the world. So talk to me - I'm a bloody nice bloke.Apart from in the morning when I'm a real pig. Although I get out of bed at 6am, I'm rarely awake until about half ten, by which time I've had the necessary quota of tea and toast and have perked up. Don't talk to me in the morning unless you're offering a cup of char - grrrr! For the record I like my tea with two sugars and hate it when people say "it tastes just as sweet with one spoon you know". OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOESN'T!!I have two anthologies of poetry that you can purchase for inspiration or mockery - "From Yesterday", released in July 2006 and "Buried Bones", released in February 2007. They also make good fuel for effigy burning. Both are available now exclusively at WWW.LULU.COM

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My Interests


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Poetry and reading in generalTravelCookingPhotographyTV/FilmOutdoors/WalkingSwimmi ngWest Ham United - Pride of the South
CrispsClothes

I'd like to meet:

TS Eliot
Doctor Who - I would make a good Doctor. A camp one admittedly, but a good one nonetheless.
Angelina Jolie - I could argue that I admire her intellect, her charity work and business savvy. But most of all, I just want to find out if I'd survive a night with her.
Gandhi - I'd continually flick his forehead to see if he could hold his patience. I bet he wouldn't be able to. I bet he'd turn purple, lift up his tunic to stun me into blindness, then ninja kick my sorry ass into the middle of next week.
Your Personality Profile
You are funky, outdoorsy, and down to earth.
While you may not be a total hippie...
You're definitely one of the most free spirited people around.

You are very impulsive - every day is a new adventure.
However, you do put some thought behind all your actions.
Still, you do tend to shock and offend people from time to time! The World's Shortest Personality Test

Music:

The Smiths, Husky Rescue, Oasis, The Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Radiohead, The Editors, Embrace (I've forgiven the World Cup song), Primal Scream, The Kooks, Aim, Razorlight, Girls Aloud (and proud of it), The Killers, Muse, Dusty Springfield, Hard-Fi, Green Day, Kaiser Chiefs, Babyshambles, Lou Reed, Joy Division. I find that I'm being drawn more and more to classical music. I enjoy having it on in the car, but could really get into it with more time. I should just make more effort yeah?Oh, and Gnarls Barkley - unadulterated, overhyped bollocks. Just because the dynamic duo Colin and Edith love "Crazy" it gets shoved down my throat for the whole of 2006.

Movies:

Finding Neverland, Benny and Joon, Shawshank Redemption, Dead Poets Society, Good Will Hunting, Finding Nemo (If you were the Daddy fish, you'd just leave the little bastard to sort his own mess out wouldn't you?)The Saw and Hostel franchises... yeah, can't type right now because I'm too busy shaking my head and chuckling.

Television:

The Friday Night Project, Frasier, Becker, Doctor Who, Torchwood, The Simpsons, Heroes, Spooks, Gavin and Stacey, .Am I the only one who misses late night Channel 5 Porn?I hate Big Brother, I've wised up to how cack Friends actually was at times, and don't even get me started on Eastenders. I mean, Bradley Branning - how could anyone come up with a creation as pathetic as that? "Oh but with his little red cheeks he's oh so sweet!" My dustman has red cheeks on a cold morning, but you don't see Stacey Slater gagging for him do you? Oh, and Lacey Turner considered fit? How we lower our sights these days...Hollyoaks... OK! We get it! You're sending out a moral message in each epidsode for the yoof! Enough already!

MANIC STREET PREACHERS lyrics

Books:

"The Street" - Biyi Bandele
"Age of Innocence" - Edith Wharton
"Sister Carrie" - Theodore Dreiser

Heroes:

TS Eliot and a lecturer from my university, who shall remain nameless. Well, he has a name, obviously, but I shan't repeat it here... you know what I mean.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:RobBirthday:A gentleman never reveals such things!!Birthplace:BazeeldonCurrent Location:Frome, near Bath, in SomersetEye Color:BrownHair Color:BrownHeight:A lit...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:19:00 PST