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Graham Keatley

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About Me

I am an Avantgardener: working with; Paint and Plants, Sculpture and Seeds, Decay and Growth. I am a musician: main instruments; Violin, Viola,Mandolin,English Concertina, Bombard,Spoons(bones),"Egg",Romanian Shepheard Horn, Joanna, Penny Whistel, Comb & Izal, Drums, Voice. I am a Writer of Wrongs: Furst unpublished books; "Off the Pavement", "I kidney knot,Diary of a Cancer", A book of C**** or a C*** of a book. I am an Actor/perfomer/dancer/stand up sit down and shake it oil abat comedian. Set designer, Labour's Mate, Plumber's Mate...Renovator, Promoter, Organiser of Raves, Doorman,

My Interests

Painting, Printing, Sculpting, Skipping, Gardening, Cooking, Eating, Shipping, Piffing, Musicing, Traveling, Dancing, Shoplifting, Swimming, Laughing, Walking, Hitch-hiking, Cycling, Bird watching(twitching) Wanking...

I'd like to meet:

Old friends from the past and new friends from the future;Vera Lynn, The lady who taught Frank Eyefield how to yodel, John Lyndon, David Larcher, Ian Hislop,Adolf Histler, Chairman Meow, Stalin's Jester, Poles Pot, Johnny Shannon,Charlotte Saintsbury, Marianna Mangold, Andrew Thorpe, Kapal Punkawhalla, Jill, Paddy Lovely, Lynsay, Pele, Pauline Hall, Debby Caplan, Paul Paccito, Mike Cashman, Thomas Hayden Williams, Peter Williams, Mike King, Plume, Cunning Stunts, Alan Bland, Joe Tilson, Steve Whitless, Janis Jansome, Monica Fine, Jock McFadden, Jane Colling, Doug Kurdorff, Gerry(from the Woman's Collective Peep show wardour St. circa '86), As seen in Mona Liza, Bob Hoskins, Stanley Baxter, Stanley Baker, Hang on I've forgotton his Name...you know, Get Carter, thingamy bob, Ship I kunt fur de live tink uv 'is nom AHHHH Gud it "Yer Only sposs ta Blow Da feckin' doors aff!" Paul Whitehouse, Harry Enfield, Charlie Hickson, Maralyn, Boy George, Micheal Kane, George Clinton and Parliament, Don Van Vleet, Bleg un John,

Music:

From Nino Rota to Steve Reich and back again; Gary Lucas, Sir Alick and the Phraser, Bonzo Dog Dodah Band, Sixteen Dead Men, Light Coorporaton,The Homosexuals, James Dean and the Cathedrals, The Heatmasters, Mike Flowers Pops, Henry and the Cowboys, Prince Buster, Mighty Sparrow, Van Dyke Parks,Brian Wilson,Enrcio Morriconi, Stormy Six, Allie Baine, Samla Mammas Manna, Universe Zero,Big Yoot, Sun Ra and his Intergalactick Arkestra, Steve Lacey, Han Bennick,Chuck Bury,Harry Parch,The Gordon Honeycomb Fan Club, Brewers Droop, Gong, IF, Patto,Eric Burden's WAR, Deep Purple, the Beached Boys, Slapphappy, THE WHO, the Black Sheep, Soft Machine, De Brainville Tree, Argent, The Zombies, Roy Would's Wizard, Gary Glitter( before he was a peedo) Sweet, Oasis, Blur, Pere Ubu, The Residents, Wire, Alternative T.V., The Raincoats, The Slits, Talkin' Heads, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Arfur Bran, Kevin Coyne, Mott darr Hoople, YES, Roxy Muzak, Brian ENO, ART BEARS,

Movies:

The Cabinet of Dr Caligari, Zulu Performance, Mares Tail, Monkeys Birthday, Eetc., Granny's Is, Cannon and Ball's Boys in Blue,Easy Rider, Entire back cat. ob Alfred Hitchcock, The Rebel, De Rubble widoot de Claws, Saturday Neet Furvour, Pulp Friction, Electric Glyde in Dirty Harry, Reach vorr de Sky, It's in de Air (unda whole back cat. ob George Formby), SATURDAY MORNING PICTURES, In search of the Castaways, Back Cat ob de Marx Bros., Ditto The Coen Bros.,

Television:

Father Ted, The Clangers, Deal or know Deal, The Mighty Boosh, Double Your Money, Sunday Knight add De Lundun Paladium, oppertunity Knucks, Da Weakust Lunk, I dream of Jeanie, Dallas, Saturday afternoon Wrestlin', Grandstand, The Benny Hill Show, The Dick emmery Show, The More Cum und Wise show,

Books:

Ludd in the Mist, The dairy of Vaslav Nijinsky,Off the Pavement, I kidney not; diary of a Cancer, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Americka, Hells Angles, Sexus, Plexus, Nexus, Tropic of Cancer, Coming up for Air, Keep the Aspedistra Flying, Inside the Whale and other essays, The Purple Cloud, The King in Yellow, Gargantua and Pantagruel, Winnigans Fake, Robert Graves; The Greek Myths, The Bible, Complete Works of Willy de Shake, Lord Buckley, Cathy Williams, Pete Nu, Gordon Smith, Andy Summers, Pere Ubu; Complete works of Alfred Jarry, The Mysteries of the Cathedrals, Complete works of Rilk, Gravity's Rainbow, Back cat. Enid Blightun,

Heroes:

PETE KEATLEY, Selina Joan Rosemary Lee/Keatley!!! Then In No. Particular order; Paul Cezanne, Lol Coxhill, Peter Belgvad, Susanne Vida, Chris Cutler, Dagmar, Fred Frith, John Greaves, Bruno Wizard, Phil Clarke, Jack Balchin, Berney Guest, Lynsey Cooper, Tim Hodgkinson, Dereck Baily, Dinger Barcock, Maggie, Bob Keatley, Syd Lee, Syd Barrett, Marian Rose Parker, Edie and Les Hearmon, Hurta Cutler, Yoko Uno, John Lennin, Don Van Vleet, Ego Dwarf, Lambron, Major Pork Chop Hatchet Feather (Miss)aka Headmaster ob de Universe, Sun Ra, Marshall Allen and all of the Arkestra, Anton & Jim, Bongo Bong Barrow Bouy, Lepkie, Chris Grey, Bert Parker, Rose Merrit, Tommy Sophie Rosie...GRam, Erol Flynn, Charlie Chaplin, Laurel and Hardey, Fork Beard Phantasy(de Britton Bruvvers), Dave Holland, Ian Hinchcliffe, Rob Con, David Medalla, Andy Warhol, Mark Rothko, Adrian Henry, Geoph Leggie Lee, Mr. Eisler, Laurie Eisler (De juggernaught frum SLOUGH), Robert de NERO, Ricki Gervace, Steve Marchant, Gank, Ron & Steve Morely, Jim, De Eskimo, Alucard (Da Count), The Waterson/Carthy Family, Tickled Pink, Talskiddy, Tim&Sue, Danny&Saun&issie Savage, Da Auld Phox Session Band, Andrew Thorpe/Marianna Mangold, John Peel, Marcel Duchamp,MAL & RAY Richards (De PINK BUS; Near future Cafe, Zen Circus wid de RANDOM fecktour)Eddie, Kieth MOON, Stacy Hopkin, Suzanne Rudd, Sharon,Rich Booth, James Barlow, Joeseph Beuys, Dave Mulrainy, Steve Bevan Pritchard, Romeo de Geriarmo, Mike Scaffe, Les Broom, Steve Lacey, Ivor Cutler, Jim, Mo & Nobby, Mike Marshall, Jane Batting, Sally Phisher, Bob England, The Hell-fire Club, Arthur Brown, Peter Gabriel,

My Blog

The Story So Far...

That was a bad one yesterday!...Not felt that bad for a good three years, just before I was opperated on and gave birth to an Agressive Sarcoma Tumour weighing in at eight and a half pounds. The month...
Posted by Graham Keatley on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:01:00 PST

DADA WORE ID ObbER

Gudday Cobbers!!! Been up de OOt Back furr de Lust couple ah daggs unda deent mynd tellin' Yahs datt me DINKUMS are Killin' Me!!!...Nead lust tay say datt de Gug WEnt oil will unda fancy wid de Shiela...
Posted by Graham Keatley on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:24:00 PST

Dar Auld Phox Inta Galack Tick Sussen Bond

Yest a lean inta de Viod...Ib YAH(Roostie Far EyE) Be inda AREA %! Cum Alung... Kick off add 7:30pam,WillCuM TARR CLAYTUN; Nature Tear Tarr op de UklaHOMER, Kop dug ASkadizztrarr Fleein', oil fur NAR....
Posted by Graham Keatley on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:04:00 PST

’OW MUCK MOORE DUG IB HAB TA TEAK?

bIN OP MUST DE NEET WID DE dawn pATROL UND DE dOUGLAS bADER dANCE fOUR NATION tEAM. oIL'S WILL DAN OP DE FARM, DAT RIMIND MAY WHERE BE DE TUNDER CLOPP NEWNAM OD "mR FRED BORRAGE?", STIBLY HACKING OOT ...
Posted by Graham Keatley on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:46:00 PST

Production Assistant

Jist tar leet Yars oil know, Been op fur musta de knight fightin' ME CANCER ob de SARCOMA (colour 'im GUZZ). Boy de way de gud a duggie Kurdoff; 'im be kalled "WINSOME...Loose SUM" ARBTER Aribella Chu...
Posted by Graham Keatley on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:28:00 PST

Return ob de Aggressive SARCOMA CANCER !!!

Jucie a qwick un dew ta de phuct dat me still gut a but ob phonin' ta due. Yep Ids Back...De BIG GREEN SLIMEYBALL TOAD! Mine very own Sarcoma yu colour me guss!!! Gut bok frum de Oncology dep und de w...
Posted by Graham Keatley on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:51:00 PST

Return ob de Aggressive SARCOMA CANCER !!!

Jucie a qwick un dew ta de phuct dat me still gut a but ob phonin' ta due. Yep Ids Back...De BIG GREEN SLIMEYBALL TOAD! Mine very own Sarcoma yu colour me guss!!! Gut bok frum de Oncology dep und de w...
Posted by Graham Keatley on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:52:00 PST

Fust Steeps Thirst

Spose id gut ah St. ART sum wear sah wee neet hear...I'm a hopp y jappy Cowboy ub de Henry (us in de Ayepht) Oim 'Enry de Oif E am Henry de 8th eye yam I UM, Oi gut Married tar de widdow next dur she ...
Posted by Graham Keatley on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:15:00 PST