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Fashion Puttana

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About Me


Hello cyberspace mofo's! Finally decided to get the cojonés and start me a blog. I've loved fashion since I was a little girl. I remember even at 10 or 11 years of age reading Vogue and Vanidades. Well...Vanidades first and having them tell me how to set up my vanity table with all the proper supplies. This was obviously VERY important for a 10 year old girl living in Guatemala. No I am not Guatemalan my aunt just married one and I had the adventure of living there for a year.My goal with this blog is to unleash my creative beast and fashion fienings . As for all you grammar nazi's I can say: "suck it!" Ironically I won a spelling bee in highschool!. I went to school and didn't finish since I have the attention span of a nat which is why fashion is perfect. I will of course report on wazzah going on in fashión and my personal life from time to time. I know the industry can be pretty vacuous but not so on my blog. I think we should be able to vent about our shit and wear a damn good pair of stiletto's while doing so. I'm a huge electronic music fan and from time to time I will post on that. NO I am not talking about glowsticks and ecstacy pills either. I'm a little too old for that section of the community but give me my muthafuckin' bass and we're on! I will post gooberness youtube galore from time to time and write about issues going on in our planet "obviously" and misc. shizzz... As far as comments don't be a douche nozzle with racist or hateful rants ok? Speak your mind please the more views the better but remember to RESPECT okis? Why did I pick the word Puttana when it comes to fashion? Because isn't "Fashion Whore" overdone in our lingo so... I thought add some panaché to it. I know puta by itself might inspire my ma to sprinkle me with some holy water not that she knows what a blog is but ya never know. I will also try to the best of my ability to post what I'm wearing each day as inspiration and just overall fun. Remember think of what you are wearing as armor when you walk out into the world. Do you really wanna be looking like you got kicked off a vegetable truck and landed on some ditch should an ex or your nemesis bump into you?xxxo-Yelva

My Interests



sunglasses! sunglasses!/binary manicures/loyal girlfriends/lions and leos/cursing/hammers/rockstar biographies/swearing/accessories/thrift stores/H+M/The alley off of Santee/bass/vintage tupperware/reading/snowboarding/techno/techyeah! gadgets/DIY/Frida Kahlo/separating pennies from the silver change/photography/reservations at the poshest restaurants in the city/world politics/fashionistas/culinary adventures into seedy parts of town/blue eyed angels/devils/automatic handguns/squirrels/loudspeakers/medical terminology/ceiling mirrors/400 thread count sheets or higher/recycling/fuck me boots/chess/pigs/casablanca lilies/calla lilies/gardening/room service/trader joe's/wikipedia/gossip blogs/craigslist's rants and raves section/knitting/men with high I.Q.'s/klipsch klipsch klipsch/bowling/dry cleaning over ironing/ironic tchotchkes/the apple store/good wine/Alexander Calder/picture time/boys with blue eyes/Charles Bukowski/Selections/amoeba/quilting/cuddling up to a corner of a couch with a blankey while the party is still going on and waking up ready for more...

I'd like to meet:

Artists from ALL walks of life, Fashionistas, Singers, Designers, Bistro Politicians, Electronic Music Aficionados, Girls that embrace the hot regardless of circumstance, Altruistic souls, Guys that can rock it and many many many more of you sexy fuckers out there. Ohhh... yeah and definitely more DJ's can never have enough of those I gotta dance don't I? Last not least those who can truly make the weird in life fucking fun and hilarious at the same time. mmmmmmkaaaaaaaayyyyyyy? ;r) xxxxxxxx00000000xxxxx

Music:

My taste in music is pretty schizophrenic to say the least. One day Parliament might be my cup o' tea, another day Chet Baker and Billie Holliday, Mariachis, Cumbias, Richie Hawtin, Droog, Violent Femmes, Arctic Monkeys, The Remote,La Sonora Dinamita, James Zabiela, Nine Inch Nails, Ashley Casselle, Mika, Mark Ronson, John Digweed, The Grease Soundtrack,Kaiser Chiefs. I gravitate towards electronic music mostly but I like to rock out too. Always wanted to mosh but I like my teeth attached to my gums thank you very much! I could sit here for the next half hour typing but you get the point. Shit... I think I would listen to a yodeling album if it's got a good bass line going. A beautiful quote and what music means to me: "If I could tell you what it meant there would be no point in dancing it" -Isadora duncan

Movies:

Movies who feature a hooker with a heart of gold, Barfly, Clueless, CB4, Empire Records, Scorsese films even the AMEX commercial. The 2 Godfathers, Night @ The Roxbury, Showgirl, Moulin Rouge and many more...

Television:

Bittorrent, tivo or youtube baby! Some of the shows I dig: Ugly Betty, Nip/Tuck, The Wire, Little Britain, Flight Of The Concords, The F Word, The Soup, No Reservations w/Anthony Bourdain, Good Eats and Ohhh...Mike Strutter!

Books:

Last 3 Books I've Read:Lady Sings The Blues By: Billie Holliday with William Dufty The Rolling Stone Interviews Edited by:Jann S. Werner and Joe Levy Keith Richards:The Biography By: Victor Bockris

Heroes:

James Bond, Coco Channel, Coco#2,Valentino, Tom Ford, Kate Moss, Christy Turlington, Nadja Auermann, Cranky Janice Dickinson, The Big J.C., Anita Pallenberg, Jane Berkin, Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Taylor, Mae West, Marlene Dietrich, Amanda Lepore, Katherine Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Bai Ling and all the crazy bitches that take risks...

My Blog

deletion to completion

I deleted my account at blogger. I wasn't sure what direction I was going so intead I'm taking a step back to gather my thoughts and come back with a more concise idea and a better way to execute it.
Posted by Fashion Puttana on Thu, 29 May 2008 11:29:00 PST