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ARMITAGE SHANKS

Ah'm gonna pull your tongue out by the ROOTS !

About Me

JUST UNEARTHED THE LAST BOX OF URINAL HEAP FROM UNDER MY STAIRS- THE LAST 20 VINYL COPIES IN THE WORLD . ONLY £7.50.........ALSO DUE TO THE TRAGIC COLLAPSE OF VINYL JAPAN (TAKING OUR 4 GRAND DEBT WITH THEM) WE HAVE LOCATED THE LAST BOX OF NEVER MIND THE BALLCOCKS - THE CLASSIC 1994 LP- ONLY ON VINYL - THIS IS £6.50 WELL SPENT (AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/26/2005
Band Members: dick , rod , vic and clive
Influences:
Sounds Like: the best punk rock group ever and thats the truth
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Nags Head Review 11/4/08

Review of the Nags Head gig last friday here: http://istvanski.blogspot.com/2008/04/playing-toilets.html particularly like the comment about it sucking and making someone want to poke their ears out w...
Posted by ARMITAGE SHANKS on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:46:00 PST

gig review - 18.1.08 Nags Head - Rochester

Armitage Shanks + The London Dirthole CompanyNags Head Pub, Rochester Kent 18th Jan 2008Last Friday I took a trip down to Rochester to experience another great set by the newly sprused Shanks, To hear...
Posted by ARMITAGE SHANKS on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:38:00 PST

terminal boredom interview from 2004

ARMITAGE SHANKSThat The Armitage Shanks toiled for years, released ten singles and five LP's on a slew of labels, and still didn't get much attention other than being a footnote to Billy Childish's ca...
Posted by ARMITAGE SHANKS on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:28:00 PST

i wanna skake your hand

I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU STOOD BY ME MY FRIEND, MYMATE , MYSPAR , MY CHUM ALWAYS KNEW YOU'D BE THERE FOR ME FROM NOW TILL KINGDOM...
Posted by ARMITAGE SHANKS on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:47:00 PST

anachronism in the uk

I AM AN ENTHUSIASTI AM AN ICONOCLAST DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM AND DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE IM COVERED IN GLORY COVERED IN BEER I DEFINE MASOCHISM , I'M AN ANACHRONISM RIPPING OFF BANDS AND NOW BEING ...
Posted by ARMITAGE SHANKS on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:40:00 PST

rehabaholic

THEY'RE ALL REHABAHOLIC'S MELANCHOLICS TALKIN BOLLOCKS THEY'RE ALL REHABAHOLICS THEY'RE ALL REHABABOLLOCKS ROBBIE IS ADDICTED TO COFFEE AND HE'S ADDICTED TO THE PRIORY BRITNEY WENT TO BETTY FORD THE...
Posted by ARMITAGE SHANKS on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:37:00 PST

the permissive society

The permissive society..:Arrived in Wrotham  in '73 The permissive society was for the oldies but never for me Looking out of a box room window Brenda Pratt in the orangy glow Flashing her bits ...
Posted by ARMITAGE SHANKS on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:30:00 PST

YOU GOT NO CHANCE WITH ME

I'm sitting on the balcony and feel no pain at all..: Next door the mirrors on the bed , been unscrewed from the wall One on either side of me , I don't know where to turn One on either side of me I k...
Posted by ARMITAGE SHANKS on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:25:00 PST

drinking as fast as i can

DRINKING AS FAST AS I CAN..: HAPPY HOUR WITH HOLSTEN,HOFMEISTER& HEINEKEN JUST TO SET THE SCENE MY IDEA OF HEAVEN IS MY OWN PARTY SEVEN , DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WE ALL KNOW FREMLINS BITTER WILL ...
Posted by ARMITAGE SHANKS on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:19:00 PST

did punk rock make you a millionaire

Did punk rock make you a millionaire..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Did punk rock make you a millionaire Did punk rock make you a millionaire Did punk ...
Posted by ARMITAGE SHANKS on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:14:00 PST