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Lewd Luke

I was disgusted to hear during the recent Davis Cup, the commentator announce 'that was Roddick's ei

About Me

Looking good isn't important. It's everything.
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My Interests

It's hard for to love when you cannot be loved, it's hard for to change your mind; You've broke the heart of many poor boys, but you'll never break this heart of mine.I wish to God I'd never been born, or died when I was young; Or never seen your sparkling blue eyes, or heard your lying tongue.

I'd like to meet:

Agyness Deyn... holy fuck.

Music:

Always thought it was The Fall, Billy Childish, the Milkshakes, Cabaret Voltaire, Link Wray, Dock Boggs, the Carter Family.

Movies:

Amadeus, This is England, M*A*S*H*, Road Warrior, Excalibur, Every Day Except Christmas.

Television:

Benny Hill is about it. The Life of Riley, but that's radio. League of Gentlemen. Oh, Trailer Park Boys. Can't forget them.

Books:

Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson. Co Aytch by Sam Watkins. The sermons of Meister Eckhart. The Case of Charles Dexter Ward by Lovecraft. East German Product Design by Taschen. Sock Monkey Goes to Hollywood by Cece Bell. Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce.

Heroes:

Nobody.

My Blog

Jack Bradley

In a little while, when I have some time, I will write about Jack Bradley. He is the "homeless" man who lived in his car for the past 20 years opposite the Fred Meyer store in Shoreline. He died on Fe...
Posted by Lewd Luke on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:43:00 PST

Thank You for the Music pt II

I got to DJ at Jen C’s birthday tonight at Moe Bar. Valenitne was there playing as well. I’d like to give a thank you to DJ Douchebag, or whatever the fuck your name is, for unhooking ever...
Posted by Lewd Luke on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:24:00 PST

Design

I’ve recently made a down payment on a new van. For work, you know. It has been my general experience that ladies do not like going on dates in a van, especially a work van. Sure, they may says ...
Posted by Lewd Luke on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:39:00 PST

World Pinball Rankings

I told you all I was serious about this stuff, and some of you didn't believe me. Well, the proof is in the puddin' and the puddin' is sittin' right HERE.975 in the world. Sweet....
Posted by Lewd Luke on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:32:00 PST

Party all zee time

Last night Rex and Andrea had a party. Dick in his new whistle (whistle and flute= suit) and me wearing just any old thing. There was all the folks there, not least of all Bongo Debbie, Ludella Black,...
Posted by Lewd Luke on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:45:00 PST

Engrish as a second language

This time I'm using a computer with a more traditional set up, meaning the U button works. And I'm not drinking.Last night I went out for the pub quiz with Rex and Vic Templar (him of writing, skiffle...
Posted by Lewd Luke on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:05:00 PST

Sleep

I'm getting ready for vacation and the holidays.So I've worked 50.5 hours in the last 4 days. Sleep deprivation is an odd sensation. I'm sure it's much more intense or strange when it's forced upon yo...
Posted by Lewd Luke on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:05:00 PST

Review of the Armitage Shanks in New Haven

Alright, here's the first review for a band I've played in!Sloppy But Likable PunkBy KENNETH PARTRIDGE | Special to the CourantOctober 7, 2007Generally speaking, there are two kinds of punk rockers: t...
Posted by Lewd Luke on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:22:00 PST

Hey ho

I'm in NY and won't be back til late Monday.Take care.
Posted by Lewd Luke on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:56:00 PST

status report

As I see it I should, by the grace of God, be ready for to play guitar in a couple weeks. Or not. Normally I don't get nervous about things until they are ready to happen, ie the day of the event. But...
Posted by Lewd Luke on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:21:00 PST