Reason 930 - I Heal Fine |
By the height of beatlemania many fans had completely lost their minds. A combination of bad music played at mind-numbing volumes, media manipulation, and complete global saturation resulted in a stat...
Posted by Suck My Beatles on Sat, 10 May 2008 02:58:00 PST |
Reason 781 - A Pictoral History of The Beatles (part one) |
A picture is worth a thousand words, here's a few candid shots of the FF throughout the years. Click on the thumbnails for the full sized image or head over to the site. A Pictoral History ...
Posted by Suck My Beatles on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:00:00 PST |
Reason 141 - The Beatles Sucked, claims another former Beatle |
Hot on the heels of our Liverpool Ache and other turd related exposés, Ringo Starr has finally relented his stance. Stepping down from his throne on Mount OhLoveUs in order to grant the mortals of ...
Posted by Suck My Beatles on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:39:00 PST |
Reason 7005 - Flabby Soul |
Occasionally you’ll hear the fab-blind discuss how soulful various songs and albums were. Usually we just laugh to ourselves when we hear the word beatle and the word soulful in the same sentenc...
Posted by Suck My Beatles on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:08:00 PST |
Reason 267 - The Beatle Ford Clinic |
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! If you’ve ever searched for an excuse to drink on a Monday, today is for you. Tip back a few yards of your favorite poison and don’t forget to drink to your ...
Posted by Suck My Beatles on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:26:00 PST |
Reason 517 - You Say Good Buy, I Say Hell No. |
This is a clever tactic, a new form of some sort of Gonzo Advertising. Target has not only advertised a product, but simultaneously created a demand for it. By the end of this thirty second spot you w...
Posted by Suck My Beatles on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST |
Reason 357 - The Beatles will Rot Your Teeth |
Everyone has experienced this familiar scenario: You see an ad for food that looks so great that next time you go out you make it a point to pick up some of that delicious looking delicacy. When you ...
Posted by Suck My Beatles on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:53:00 PST |
Fan Mail 2- Propaganda in Action |
Welcome to Part 2 of our Fan Mail Series. In contrast to the previous fan mail, this is the other extreme. The type two are the folks who don't want us to 'go be died from kansur,' they want us to se...
Posted by Suck My Beatles on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:15:00 PST |
Reason 2008 - The Grammy Awards |
If you haven't heard about the big upset at the Grammy Awards this week, the beatles won four awards for best&um&the best at being former beatles? Some say the judges have to give out a few every year...
Posted by Suck My Beatles on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:15:00 PST |
Reason 1938.2 - Across the Universe *Update* |
People laughed, people scoffed, but a mere two months after we announced our plans for sending beatle fans into space on the Across the Universe Tour, NASA beat us to the quick by launching phase one ...
Posted by Suck My Beatles on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:00:00 PST |
