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Charles is at worst totally fucking amazing

I do not approve of you

About Me



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Song you hear/see to your left is by TUCO, my finest musical achievement thus far, about 40000000000000 hours on 4-track tape, early 00s Mississippian retardo-4-track punk rock, maybe there'll be a release of it one day. If you can figure out any other bands I've been in (5) you'll get a free bag of Werther's Originals hard candies. other bands I have been in eviltwinsburnthemassesvilenationsleeperinthelakevarththeshit fits

My Interests

kloc koquakers klumsky kooky klonky klock of kartoons

I'd like to meet:

shit!

"One of these days you'll fuck this bitch one of these days you'll suck this dick the sperm that kills will infest your soul your dick will rot in her encrusted hole who's fucking who? I gotta know before I go in search of another hole Who's fucking who? I gotta be sure cause I don't want that disease of yours one these days if you don't watch out the germ of death will infect your mouth you'll lose lots of weight and look real sick just because of your antsy dick" - Who's Fucking Who? by Impetigo

Music:

music sucks

Movies:

I hate movies

Television:

no

Books:

yes

Heroes:

2003-07 I did lead vocals for this band Burn The Masses, scummy scumbuckety grind, at our best live we were drunk flipping around throwing chairs and anything else we could pick up at people, making fun of the other bands we played with, being really stupid pissing lame ass idiots off and making some folks laugh, 9 times out of 10 I was the one who came away bleeding/bruised/internal organ damage. In 06 or early 07 BTM recorded a full blown album with super massive pro equipment/pressing everything, about 25 minutes long, it sounds sonic, full blown, in your face, full of short grind blasts, expert drumming by Jeremy Nissenbaum of Despotic Robot and Lecherous Nocturne (as it says on the promo thingy), really thick guitars, and a gargling foaming roar of our drunk friends from other Memphis bands doing back up vocals on damn near every inch of music. The overall objective is humor with music, that happens to be grindcore.I type this cause it looks like no one is buying this fucking thing and whatever is whatever, its a damn CD I was on and the band is still in existence touring possibly but no ones buying the fucking thing online cause no one knows about it, so go get the fucker here if you want it : http://www.threatenmainstream.com/store/blast-humanity-p-180 .htmlBurn The Masses myspace, two songs from the CD are on there http://www.myspace.com/burnthemassesI don't get any money from this, its owned by the label, I'm not in this band anymore either, its something I was a part of, its still new and fresh and apparently still sitting in un-opened boxes in a house in Memphis, no one taking my distro/zine suggestions I see, anyways there's my public service for the month, good bye.

My Blog

Mulletude and dead squirrel+pics

 I was standing on the porch this morning after getting off work (8 pm to 7 am) watching a juicy rainstorm playing bass for a few hours and saw this squirrel fall off a power line, one of the por...
Posted by Charles is at worst totally fucking amazing on Thu, 08 May 2008 09:31:00 PST

stay the fuck away from Apocalypse Now Redux

blogs will eat each other from this point on, bye bye Sloth blog, shit out this one.Apocalypse Now - 1979 APGreat fucking movie.Apocalypse Now Redux - 2001 APRPiece of fucking shit. AP: Willard ha...
Posted by Charles is at worst totally fucking amazing on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:12:00 PST

18 delicious flavors of classic rice-a-roni

I like George Carlin, i'm bored and have no life (money) here's some good of nihilistic hate ridden later day George Carlin which I've been told is not good, so naturally, it turns out its great, wond...
Posted by Charles is at worst totally fucking amazing on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:22:00 PST

why Roy Scheider (1932-2008) kicks ass

Here's my drunken tribute to Roy Scheider, one of the very few actors I think is awesome. It all boils down to me rambling about William Friedkin's Sorcerer, one of my favorite movies ever. Even bette...
Posted by Charles is at worst totally fucking amazing on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:44:00 PST

FIGHT!

Here's some helpful advice from GOLOK, tactical advantage expert 1) Do not fight if at all possible. Bow out. Do ANYTHING YOU CAN to avoid fighting because fights are life-threatening situations for b...
Posted by Charles is at worst totally fucking amazing on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:28:00 PST