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About Me

I'm weird.....And nerdy.....Im the guitar player and co founding member of the punk bands Cafeteria Jesus, Down Syndrome Blues,the Caspers,and the rock band Root CAuse...Currently working on the Possum Town Zombies projekt so stay tuned for tunes...Also Im now the rythm guitarist for the CEmetery Surfers....Im also a Jedi Master...And I found that if you take the Jesus action figure and add a toilet paper turban you can make Osama Bin Laden.....yahoo stoningtonj
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My Interests

Star Wars...Music......Politics...wrestling (blah blah)...Cults........lewis black

I'd like to meet:

The Frogs,Hitler,Satan,and Jesus.malcom x ( hes black),Izzy Stradlin,Tig Notaro and Sarah Silverma... Lewis Black..Under the Tusken Sun

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Music:

THE FROGS (only the greatest band ever)!!!!! GnR,misfits,ramones,Izzy Stradlin,ROOT CAUSE, the beatles,sonic youth,iggy pop,hater,cradle of filth,Leonard Nemoy,Talking Heads,Mandy Moore,stray cats,Britney Spears,tiny tim,hanoi rocks,la guns,beatlettes,ween,max rebo band,robyn, GWAR!!!!!!!!, megadeth,johnny cash, concrete blonde, SUSAN RAFEY,Anton Levey, david bowie,Kitty wells,green river, nirvana,the CARPENTERS, kittie, donnas, slayer,NY Dolls, avril lavigne,biff naked, chris burke,Del shannon,elvis costello,those poor bastards,elvis presley,Maroon 5,star wars music,horror sountracks,faster pussycat,Shakira(j-lo who?), cypris hill,mad seasons, alice n chains, PROJECT SOUND, veruca salt,jack kavorkian, pixies, hole, white zombie,Hank Snow,cemetary surfers, nsync,dinosaur jr, SPELLCRAFT, bakini kill,blondie,jesus lizard,lindsay lohan, hank williams,dead vampires, the cure, drill, smashing pumpkins, BLAST MAN, jack didley, mack banks, charles manson, THE CASPERS,

Movies:

Star Wars(all of them).........Last tempt of christ.....res. Dogs.....that thing you do.....the apostle....sling blade....ALL THINgs ZOMBIES....anything with Billy Bob Thorton....or anything with Robert Duvall.....Kids....Best in Show....Walk the Line....Bulworth...The SAw films....lots of others...

Television:

so easy a cave man can do it...the Cemetery Surfers

Books:

The Onion collections, The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam,anything by Bill O REilly and Sean HAnnity....I love political propaghanda and stuff like that...Star Wars novels and anything in print on the subject of star wars...

Heroes:

My Blog

Granny ass for sale

Alabama Grandma Gets Jail For Prostitution -->NEWS DATE--> News Edition: 09/22/2007 -->NEWS IMAGE--> -->NEWS CONTENT-->FORT PAYNE, ALA-- A 62-year-old grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting in ...
Posted by Stonington J on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:15:00 PST

Is this a Josh story????

Idiot Calls Feds About His Lost Cocaine! -->NEWS DATE--> News Edition: 09/21/2007 -->NEWS IMAGE--> -->NEWS CONTENT-->SEATTLE-- Federal agents thought there was something fishy about Leroy Carr. On fo...
Posted by Stonington J on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:30:00 PST

brothers and sisters...sheesh

Virginia Teen Charged With Raping, Killing Sister, Beating Toddler Niece With Sledgehammer -->NEWS DATE--> News Edition: 09/15/2007 -->NEWS IMAGE--> -->NEWS CONTENT-->SPOTSYLVANIA, VA A teenager was...
Posted by Stonington J on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:23:00 PST

chess kills

Chess Player Accused Of Murdering 49 People -->NEWS DATE--> News Edition: 09/14/2007 -->NEWS IMAGE--> -->NEWS CONTENT-->*Reportedly hoped to kill one person for every square RUSSIA-- Jury selection ...
Posted by Stonington J on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:59:00 PST

damn football fans

Rivalry Gone Bad- Longhorns Fan Nearly Castrated In Bloody Bar Scuffle -->NEWS DATE--> News Edition: 09/13/2007 -->NEWS IMAGE--> -->NEWS CONTENT-->OKLAHOMA CITY-- To some Oklahoma football fans, ther...
Posted by Stonington J on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:36:00 PST

never trust a hoodie....

..> Girl, 4, asked to remove 'hoodie' --> S BO --> --> S IIMA --> ..> Cheryl Lewis took this photo of Karen straight after the incident ..> --> E IIMA --> --> S SF -->A four-year-old girl ...
Posted by Stonington J on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:03:00 PST

23 needles and nothing to do

23 Needles Found In Woman's Body -->NEWS DATE--> News Edition: 09/10/2007 -->NEWS IMAGE--> -->NEWS CONTENT-->CHINA-- Chinese surgeons will try to remove 23 needles from a woman that doctors believe m...
Posted by Stonington J on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:43:00 PST

Good god man

Cops: Man Mutilated His Own Ramrod -->NEWS DATE--> News Edition: 07/28/2007 -->NEWS IMAGE--> -->NEWS CONTENT-->FLA-- A Florida man was taken to Community Medical Center early Monday after he attempte...
Posted by Stonington J on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 08:57:00 PST

Education....hands on

Pastor Banged His Daughters To Educate Them -->NEWS DATE--> News Edition: 09/08/2007 -->NEWS IMAGE--> -->NEWS CONTENT-->AUSTRALIA-- fundamentalist church pastor had sex with two of his teenage daught...
Posted by Stonington J on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 06:35:00 PST

Hell yeah...Porn isnt cheap,folks

Peeping Tom Sues Police To Get Porn Back -->NEWS DATE--> News Edition: 09/07/2007 -->NEWS IMAGE--> -->NEWS CONTENT-->A man recently released from jail in California after being convicted of secretly ...
Posted by Stonington J on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:05:00 PST