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Satan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am the Devil, I love metal. You can thank me for strip clubs later. I am the voice in your head that commands you to do evil things. Check out "The Pick of Destiny"! Join the dark side and you will have mystical powers well maybe I eggarerated but we do have free cookies.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I already live in everyone but itd be nice to meet YOU and Kyle Gas so I can bring him back to hell with me!

My Blog

Whats up with this new satan!!

Okay I also have a new Satan to deal with now!! The man verson with horns and he carries around a staff!! What the hell is up with that? I mean come’on give me a break!! That guy sucks demon bal...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 18:55:00 GMT

Bring down Myspace Jesus!

Well Im in the process of garthering my dark army to bring down Jesus.  Our numbers are on the rise and I need you tell everyone you know to join the dark side! We rule the world before the apoca...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:38:00 GMT