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..Yar! We're ready to come to your town and help you party it down! And drink yer rum. And touch yer booty. Har har har. We'll play yer party, yer rock show, or yer divorce. We'll play yer birthday party but only if ya don't bring a clown. Unless you want a dead clown show atcher birfday parrrrty.

Shouldn't have ta say this, but racists and other hateful bastards need not apply. Racism, sexism, homophobia and other types of hate are part of the system of the MAN, what which pirates dedicate their lives to living outside. Be creative in your hate. For example, Clambeard the Pyrate Drummarr has focused his hate on Peter Frampton and Jimmy Buffett.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/15/2005
Band Website: cdbaby.com/sunkenchest
Band Members:Lefty Fisheye: drowning guitar, leather jacket. Clambeard the Pyrate Drummarr: concertina, Spice Island from International Male. Captain Keller: Hollering, bass guitar, the Snake & the Claw. Seamose the Terrible guitar player: flogging the admiral.
Influences: Grog
Sounds Like: Pirate Rock and Roll! Yar, ya don't need to read this. Listen to the damm clips, ye scurvy dog. And play it loud! These be REAL mixes from arr de-butt album. Buy it now and join the MonkeyKnifeFightClub! The first rule of MonkeyKnifeFightClub is ya got to buy yer own copy of 'Sunken Chest'!Yarr saving "Noggy Boots", which is NOT on the album. This be a demo recording, made deep in the hold of the Seaward, arr ship and studio.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Ave we got a viddy-o?

Yes! We've got a video! Yarr and more than one. Ye can navvy over to arr myspace viddys ta see one or two filmed at the Gathering of the Pirates in Independance, Oregon and ye can a...
Posted by Sunken Chest on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:57:00 PST

Willy Week: Not just for arse-wiping anymore!

Yarr and the site with the most w's wises up with a preview of Plunderathon: http://www.wweek.com/wwire/?p=8171 "Kick-ass" indeed! ...
Posted by Sunken Chest on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:00:00 PST

Plunder a thong!

Yarr and we're glad ta announce that we'll be part of the 164th annual Plunderathon! Tis a drunken rampage of pirates ta make the very gods weep. Weep, little godlings, weep. So if ...
Posted by Sunken Chest on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:06:00 PST

Wear Army Boots!

Yarr and ye ought ta be listening to arr newest song styling, "Noggy Boots", aka "All For Me Grog", aka "Wear Army Boots". This be a traditional type number that we do with a twist of lime. ...
Posted by Sunken Chest on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:48:00 PST

Saturday Nite Pyrates and Gyros!

Yarr and the Chest be setting sail for Pyrate Rock on Saturday! Personally, I be looking forward to munching one of Big Bertha's Gryos after a night of Pyrate vs. Ninja savagery. That's right, a gru...
Posted by Sunken Chest on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

Pirates on iTunes!

Yar and if ye've plundered "Monkey Knife Fight" from our profile and are lookin' to download more of the Chest, we be pleased to announce that our entire CD is now available on iTunes. Or if yo...
Posted by Sunken Chest on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

Pyrate Rocktober Kicks Ninja Ass! Plus Naked Ladies!

Yarr and we've got 2 shows coming up this weekend so ye lazy bastards got no bloody excuse this time. Unless you live more than 1000 miles away. You fuckers get a free pass. This time.&nbs...
Posted by Sunken Chest on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:41:00 PST

Join the MonkeyKnifeFightClub! Arr!

Join the MonkeyKnifeFightClub! Yarr and all ye needs do is buy a Sunken Chest Cd. Then, send us a message. Then, ye gets added to our top friends list and become an official member o...
Posted by Sunken Chest on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:09:00 PST

Yar! The CD be for sale now!

Ahoy ye scurvey bastards! The crew of the Sunken Chest be pleased to announce that our CD is now available from the good merchant traders at CD Baby! Those of ye in the Portland area can also buy a&n...
Posted by Sunken Chest on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:16:00 PST

Yarr and the album is careened...

Ahoy mates! The long-awaited Sunken Chest de-butt album has run aground yet again, tossed on the storm-wracked seas of fate. Tis a pirate's life, to be sure. Thar war problems with the master, see, so...
Posted by Sunken Chest on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:37:00 PST