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Pirates

About Me

NOTE: friend requests, messages and the like get sorted through about once a month during the year, but daily as Plunderathon! approaches.
Yar, we be the Infernal Order of Pirates, Bucaneers, Scallawags and Grocery Store Clers. We be the evil scum responsible for Plunderathon! every year, and have been since that dark night in 1843 when we first rained terror upon the city of Portland! Yarrrrr!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other Pirates!
Oh, and Lawyers, Yuppies and Comparative Lit Majors (fer the keelhaulin')

My Blog

Next Weekend's event

Yar, those scallywags from the Alter Egos Society be plottin' some sort of men-in-tights hubaloo thing. But there be rum, so it be worth checkin' on. http://www.youtube.com/user/AlterEgosSocietyApril ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:16:00 GMT

Yar?

Some of ye scallywags sent myspace messages and likely have been waitin' by yer messagemonkey's cage ever since, awaitin' me reply. As the Official Historian (and owner of a Strange Cat), I can assure...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:13:00 GMT

It’s over for another year

Sorry I have been late getting any updates at all posted. . . I have been drunk. Duh. Also, drunkenrampage.com has been out of services because the files got lost . . . while I was drunk. Anyway, pics...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:28:00 GMT

Se ye in the mornin’! Time and details . . .

'n ye uses the google, ye may be stumbling across old years informationalness. And since Lawyers, Yuppies, Comparative Literature Majors and various other ninja-esque scum tend to lie, ye may be uncle...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:55:00 GMT

Tomorrow!

So, some o' ye scurvy dogs be wonderin' what the schedule fer the 165th annual Plunderathon be!SECRET! Ta keep them Ninjas and Lawyers at bay. Here is a tip though: Plunderathon Google Calendar Sign u...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:33:00 GMT

One week left! Well, 5 days. . .

Get yer Plunderathon stuff ready! Last minute tips: If ye buy a patch or a button, and live in the Portland area, ye may want to pick it up at Plunderathon or at our historian's house in downtown, as ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 10:36:00 GMT

The day be approacin’ ! !!!

We Pirates invade the town of Port-Land this Saturday, June 14th (the same day we have invaded every year for 165 years without fail)! Starting at the same place we have started at, every year for 165...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 17:03:00 GMT

Yarrrrr!!!!!

So it be about that time o' year again, and the fleet be gatherin' from around the world to rain terror upon the unsuspecting city of Port-Land (why they are still unsuspecting after 165 years of raid...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:16:00 GMT

Rumors! All rumors!

Yarrr, there be rumors afloatin' in our ranks, and it again falls upon the historians of the I.O.o.P.B.S.P&GSC to remind ye o' years past. . . One rumor that I overheard, while well into me cups...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 13:02:00 GMT

Plottin’ time!

Yarrr, me hearties, it be time again to plot the mayhem and destruction! We will, of course, be doing the same things this year that we have done every year for the last 165 years (without fail!), but...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:20:00 GMT