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TKO PIRATE™

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About Me

These are things that I I've come up with and go by..."Don't sweat the small stuff.Remember these simple sentences: "I was wrong." "I am sorry." "Please forgive me." "Thank you." Say them whenever needed and say "I love you" often--whether needed or not.Come apart and rest a while before you come apart. Stress is a killer.Remember, Nothing changes if nothing changes.Don't nurse grudges: Failing to forgive is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.Carpe diem. Seize the day. Opportunities will pass... not pause.Quit the blame-game.. . It's choice, not chance, determine / choose your destiny.Control your thinking or your thinking will control you. What the mind dwells on the body acts on.Invest your life in a worthwhile cause by having a noble purpose for which to live--one that is bigger than yourself. One that will help make your world a better place in which to live.Be a positive realist. You will always see what you are looking for: "Two men look out the same prison bars. One seeks mud, the other stars."The greatest abilities are availability, dependability and responsibility. There is no pillow as soft as a clear conscience."Smooth seas never make skillful sailors."When God is silent. "I believe in the sun even when it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when he is silent."Cry when needed. Every unshed tear is a prism through which all of life's experiences are distorted.Laugh a lot. It is still the best medicine.Remember, The bumps are what we climb on.Fear not. At least 95 percent of the things we fear never happen.Trust God for the other five percent. Never play cards with any man named "Doc." Never eat at any place called "Mom's." "Do-so" is more important than "say-so."Take it easy -- but take it. Grace must find expression in life, otherwise it is not grace.Have faith and put God first with your time, talents, and love.....Oh. one last thing... Don’t forget to smile. There is no better panacea for sorrow, no better reviving tonic, and no greater beauty than a genuine smile.
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E Entertaining
P Pleasant
T Tasty
E Enjoyable
M Mysterious
B Bubbly
E Exotic
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Name: September
Age: 27
Birthplace: Newport Beach, California.
Birthday: October, 19. 1980.
Current Location: Laguna Beach, California.
School: Laguna Beach High School, & Saddleback College.
Eye Color: Blue.
Hair Color: Blond.
Right or Left Handed: Ambidextrous.
Shoe Size: 8
Skin Type: Fair/Medium.
Single?: Varies.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero.
MCDonalds or Burger King?: My little girl likes Mc'y D's.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: Let's just say I have a little bit of a shoe fetish.
Do you smoke?: No way!
Have you ever stolen from a friend?: Hell no!
Do you do drugs?: No.
Do you drink?: Shlumtimes, wait I mean sometimes!
Do you shower daily?: I try to.
Chocolate or Vanilla?: CHOCOLATE!!!
Do you want to get married?: Eventually.
Do you want to have kids?: I already have one, and that's enough for me. So no.
Future Job: Retirement.
Favorite Sport: Bowling.
Do you get sea sick?: I'm a Pirate... Remember? Arrr.
Do you believe in yourself?: Of coarse.
Do you think your attractive?: I guess.
Do you like thunderstorms?: Love them.
Do you sing?: I wish.
Do you play an instrument?: I wish that also.
Are you a health freak?: No, but I should be.
Are you scared of the dark?: I love it.
Do you get along with your parents?: My Mom is one of my best friends.
Sibblings?: Many (My Dad is a Man-Whore).
Pets?: Several.
Number of Tattoos: Zero.
Number of piercings: Two... Ears & Nose.
Number of Cds I own: A hella a lot (And most of them are burned).
Style: I know how to dress.
Fruit or Vegetable: Both.
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Best Friend: Lauren my BFF!!!
Coolest Friend: Lauren of coarse.
Prettiest Friend: Lauren & Autumn (My sister).
Weirdest Friend: Wes (My brother).
What would you like to get pierced?: I've had everything pierced at least twice already, so nothing.
Have you ever stolen from a store?: No way.
Have you ever been kicked out of a store?: I love shopping, so no.
Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?: No.
Have you ever turned down a dare?: Nope.
Have you ever kissed a boy on the lips?: Many of times!
Own a stuffed animal?: Their germ magnets. Gross!
What grade are you in?: Kindergarden! Yeah I wish.
Number of past things your regret: Ahhh... That's for me to know.
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Have you been to Laguna Beach? I live here.
If yes, do you like laguna beach? I love it.
are you from laguna beach? Yes.
Taco Loco or Jack in the Crack? Taco Loco.
Wahoos or Adolfo's? Wahoos.
Do you like SoLag or NoLag better? SoLag!!!
Hennessy's or BrewCo? Both.
Do you call it Dirty Bird or Sandpiper? Dirrrty Birrrd!!!
Do you use words like Gucc or siz? Siz in like High School. And yes I still say Gucc.
do you know what those words mean? Who doesn't?
do you surf? No, I watch.
do you blonde hair blue eyes and big tits? Blond hair, blue eyes, medium titties.
did you go to LBHS? Class of '99 baby!!!
were you an el moron or a top of the toilet I was both.
Do you think Laguna beach is like the show? HELL NO!!!
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My Interests

What Cancer Cannot Do:It Cannot Cripple People It Cannot Shatter People It Cannot Corrode Faith It Cannot Eat Away Peace It Cannot Destroy Confidence It Cannot Kill Friendship It Cannot Shut Out Memories It Cannot Silence Courage It Cannot Invade the Soul It Cannot Reduce Eternal Life It Cannot Quench the Spirit.

I'd like to meet:

Bearers of Unity, Harmony. and LOVE...

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Music:

The Good Kind.

Movies:

I Make My Own, Oh and The Weird Kind.

Books:

The Explicit Kind.

Heroes:

My father Jesus Christ, Cancer fighters and survivers, and the women and men fighting for our country.



My Details

My Status: Sovereign
Here For: People Who Keep It Real
Orientation: I like Men
Hometown: Laguna Beach
Body Type: Arousing
Ethnicity: Other
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Religion: Christian
Smoke / Drink: Bacardi and Coke Zero
Children: My Ivy
Education: I'm a Genius
Occupation: Investment Advisor
Income: I will always be SELF- RELIANT...

My Blog

FOOD TOXINS

" Coal tar dyes are highly carcinogenic. All artificial colors, flavors, and odors are made from coal tar. You will find them in all soft drinks, cosmetics, and many medicines. Foods which have bright...
Posted by TKO PIRATE™ on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:41:00 PST

4 BOYFRIENDS

Once upon a time there was this girl who had four boyfriends.She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adored him with rich robes and treatedhim to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but th...
Posted by TKO PIRATE™ on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:10:00 PST

LETTING GO

When people want things they can't haveThey forget to live, they forget to laughThey force their life into a moldWhich leaves them trapped, alone and coldYou can not set your spirit freeIf you're lock...
Posted by TKO PIRATE™ on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:37:00 PST

DEFINING THE DOUCHEBAG

Douchebag A complete douchebag is someone who pisses you off. Most of the time it's like a sixth sense, you can't put your finger on it, but you just have the feeling that this person just pisses the ...
Posted by TKO PIRATE™ on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:06:00 PST

TRUE HAPPINESS

The warmth of the sun, The touch of your hand, The waves against my feet, This is true happiness.My mother's smile, My daughter's laughter, My brother's love, This is true happiness.Making y...
Posted by TKO PIRATE™ on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 11:16:00 PST

DAD

How are you doing?I'm doing fine.I thought that I leaving would give you a sign.But I guess I don't matter,I guess you don't care.It's obvious your love is just too hard to share.You think that I am g...
Posted by TKO PIRATE™ on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:08:00 PST

CONSTELLATIONS of MY HEART (A Tanka written for my Daughter).

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You are all that I've dreamt, all my hearts desires combinedinto a lotusflowering many times moreThan ever I could do, once.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...
Posted by TKO PIRATE™ on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:27:00 PST

Love that...

Why does it hurt so badto lose something I never hadTo have these feelings and nothing to dojust sit around and wait for youWhy is it so hard to move onknowing what we had is goneIs there a place wher...
Posted by TKO PIRATE™ on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:23:00 PST

TO MY FATHER...

..> As I release from my fingertips, what was an evil betrayal, From the very start  I say goodbye.As the last tears are shed, and wasted, alongside all of the, emotions sadly also spared  I say ...
Posted by TKO PIRATE™ on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:41:00 PST

SOME LITTLE FACTS YOU PROBABLY HAVENT HEARD OF

>1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. > 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp(marijuana) paper. > 3. The dot over the letter I is called a "tittle."&nb...
Posted by TKO PIRATE™ on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:42:00 PST