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Clambeard the Pyrate Drummarr

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About Me

Did ye not read the above? I be the pyrate drummerr. Yarr.

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My Interests

Pirates, Pirate rock bands, buccaneers, filibusters, drums, cutlasses, blunderbusses, BOOTY!, gold, skulls, songs about drowning, plunder, ransoms, and did I mention BOOTY! YARRRGH!

I'd like to meet:

People with large sacks of gold, people who have treasure maps, people who know their cutlass from their blunderbuss, people who rock pirate style, corsairs, privateers, filibustiers, buccaneers.

Music:

YAARRGH! I be the pyrate drummer fer Sunken Chest, Portland's other pirate rock band. I heart rock and roll.

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean, Yellowbeard, Swashbuckler, Captain Blood, Treasure Island. That one Roman Polanski pirate movie starring Walter Matthau kind of sucks. I'd expect a child rapist to make a better pirate movie.

Television:

Why aren't there any good tv shows about pirates? I should also add that I do not love Raymond. In fact, I hate that motherf@..$@er!..
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Books:

On Stranger Tides, The Requiem Shark, Treasure Island, Curse of Treasure Island, Return to Treasure Island, the autobiography of Long John Silver, Beneath the Black Flag, Pirates!, Buccaneers of North America, the Pirate Round, Blackbirder, Villains of all nations, Captain Blood, Porto Bello Gold, Swashbuckler

Heroes:

Blackbeard, Bluebeard, Yellowbeard, Jewbeard and any drummer with a beard, like John Bonham or Bill Ward. And Frank Beard. James Beard is not much of a pirate or a drummer but he was fat, so that counts. Arrgh!

My Blog

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Posted by Clambeard the Pyrate Drummarr on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:27:00 PST