capt" mad. james HOOK - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My motto: Pillage First, Then Burn.
I have a bald assed cat named Tom. He only acts cute like this when he wants something. "I'm pretending to be a good cat". He's NOT, you know.

Squishy, the flying tinkerbell cat. Tom's Nemesis.

Sylvest, the only gay cat in this village.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A very very hot little redhead that's naughtier than I am, with an SS hat, jack boots, a riding crop, and a wiener dog. Let your mind travel from there.

To locate your port of call, type in your location, then click "Arr...". The map will zero in on your location. Then slide the spyglass to zoom in or out.
Captain Hook has 446 Shipmates Morbid Angel BBW

Hell Cat

Pyrate Steele

Donna

Admiral MacLean

Captain Scrotum

Commodore Frisky

Scallywag Pirates of Emerson

Dana

ArrRoger

Shuhe

Bunny Cutlass

View all of Captain Hook's Naughty Crew

Movies:

cutthrote idland.black beard.treasur island.all the pirate movies......hello ! PIRATE.http://www.projectplaylist.com/playlist/additem/31894

Television:

pirate shoes.csi.sifi.histore chanel

Heroes:

http://www.projectplaylist.com/playlist/additem/31894

My Blog

The tale of One Hung Low, and his Fate

Ships Log May 16 1717 &n bsp; &n bsp; &n bsp...
Posted by capt" mad. james HOOK on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:17:00 PST

Here be the honest truth behind the Fairy Story

Herein lies the true tale of Captain Hook and that Sniveling cur Peter F---ing Pan. Thou seest me an knows that I be a real man, not consigned to the depths of legend. So hear me when i says - Once lo...
Posted by capt" mad. james HOOK on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:34:00 PST