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THE CRIMSON PIRATE

Keeping it real for all my Pirates, Homies, Juggalos and Juggalettes...If you don't like me or anyth

About Me



"What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset."

GREAT QUOTE

Stole this right off my daughter's page:

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SAM KINISON-WILD THING!! <3 <3 <3

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My Interests



I LOVE ANIMALS!! THESE ARE THE ONES I LOVE THE MOST!!

how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

What's a Juggalo/Juggalette you ask??...If you have to ask, ya don't need to know...ICP IN THE HOUSE...Much Clown Love to Everyone!!!

MY HOME FAIRE Which pirate are you?
Captain Jack Sparrow
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Yoda 81%
Obi-Wan Kenobi 79%
R2-D2 70%
Princess Leia 70%
Luke Skywalker 66%
Qui-Gon Jinn 64%
Padme 63%
An Ewok 59%
Han Solo 57%
Mace Windu 56% Wise and all knowing you are…yes.
Tall, dark, and handsome?
Not so much I'd say.
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ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST...FUNNY AS F*CK!

SWEEEEET DADDY D

I'd like to meet:



Love is Blind - the Turtle that found true love?

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Halloween '01-One Hell o' Night!! I am the one in the green tights!! LOL!!!

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PIRATE CODE:

I. The Captain is to have two full Shares; the [quarter] Master is to have one Share and one Half; The Doctor, Mate, Gunner and Boatswain, one Share and one Quarter.

II. He that shall be found guilty of taking up any Unlawful Weapon on Board the Privateer or any other prize by us taken, so as to Strike or Abuse one another in any regard, shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall see fit.

III. He that shall be found Guilty of Cowardice in the time of engagements, shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall think fit.

IV. If any Gold, Jewels, Silver, &c. be found on Board of any Prize or Prizes to the value of a Piece of Eight, & the finder do not deliver it to the Quarter Master in the space of 24 hours he shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall think fit.

V. He that is found Guilty of Gaming, or Defrauding one another to the value of a Royal of Plate, shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall think fit.

VI. He that shall have the Misfortune to loose a Limb in time of Engagement, shall have the Sum of Six hundred pieces of Eight, and remain aboard as long as he shall think fit.

VII. Good Quarters to be given when Craved.

VIII. He that sees a Sail first, shall have the best Pistol or Small Arm aboard of her.

IX. He that shall be guilty of Drunkenness in time of Engagement shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and Majority of the Company shall think fit.

X. No snapping of Guns in the Hold.

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Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think! What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be? Which mythical creature resides in your soul? (11 Results + Pictures)
UNICORN

You are a unicorn. A unicorn is like a horse, but has a single magical horn protruding from its forehead. Unicorns are the ultimate symbol of purity and innocence. A unicorn is the ultimate sign of goodness. A classic unicorn is bright white with a golden horn. Unicorns are playful creatures and will never resort to violence. So to kill a unicorn is a very shameful, terrible thing to do indeed.
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What is Your Native American Totem?
Wolf
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Which witch are you?
You are the Wicked Witch! You enjoy being the centre of attention and like causing havoc. But you do have a source of innate goodness and because of which people are always willing to help you
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You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him.

Dracula


100%

Armand


92%

Akasha


92%

Marius


92%

Lestat


92%

Spike


83%

Blade


83%

Angel


67%

Louis


67%

Deacon Frost


58%
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Your Personality Profile
You are dignified, spiritual, and wise.
Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself.
You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.
You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life.
You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world.
A good friend, you always give of yourself first. The World's Shortest Personality Test
Your Brain's Pattern
Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?I DO HAVE A BRAIN!!!!!!!! 8)
You have been marked on my profile map!

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Which Military Branch Do You Belong In?

Marines
You are a gun-ho Marine! You are willing to do everyone's dirty work (with the help of the Navy.) and you are willing to risk your life for your country in the biggest way!
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Hoo-RAH!!

You are The Empress

Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.

The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.

The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

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Heroes:



AN AMERICAN POET

F*CKIN JOHNNY F*CKIN CASH...REST IN PEACE <3<3<3<3<3

FOAMY THE SQUIRREL-GO TO WWW.illwillpress.com and check him out!!!

YES, I MET & PARTIED W/ THEM AND SURVIVED TO TELL THE TALE!!! MY LIFE,LOVE,HEART,MY HUSBAND!!!!!

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THE CRIMSON PIRATE wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the random today album
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THE GREAT MILENKO WAS CONTEMPLATING ON GIVING # MORE WISHES TO THOSE CRAZY ASS CLOWNS...MMFWCL

My Blog

The Day of insanity...way out poem

Well, this should be Death, today I got the case of the real nasties/who gives a fucks.  I figure that (quoting Jim Morrison)...the whole shit house is fixing to go up in flames so we better make...
Posted by THE CRIMSON PIRATE on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:44:00 PST

Quote....Woah

"What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset."WOAH!!TH...
Posted by THE CRIMSON PIRATE on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:01:00 PST

Something that I related to...

Today I saw a homeless man being f*cked with by the cops.  He was just walking down the street and  cop cars stopped him.  The pigs must have been bored today.  The whole thing bro...
Posted by THE CRIMSON PIRATE on Thu, 01 May 2008 04:36:00 PST

NEW POETRY-

New Poem...written in 7 minutes and 23 seconds...the entire time i was listening to "One" by Metallica...lol!!  Let me know what all you guys think!!!LOVE, HUGS AND PIRATE WENCH KISSES!"THEY"The ...
Posted by THE CRIMSON PIRATE on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PST

Easter...the Aftermath

Well, the Easter Bunny is fierce.  He can slam those shots and the "arm wrestling" was fun..lol.  Today, I woke up to a mess in the kitchen.  There was pornographic pic with hardened mu...
Posted by THE CRIMSON PIRATE on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:05:00 PST

Getting Drunk and grilling saugauges...

Woah, what a day!   Decided that grilling sagauges and drinking a strong margarita was the thing to do...well, 16 saugages later and 8 casualties (they sorta got burned) I am now deep frying...
Posted by THE CRIMSON PIRATE on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:21:00 PST

My Poetry....Please send feedback

This is two of my published poems.  They were published in 2006-2007 in two seperate volumes of  poetry.  I thought it was time to share some of my poetry.  Instead...
Posted by THE CRIMSON PIRATE on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:02:00 PST

Hollywood of the South and The Northernmost Caribbean City

Well, I have decided to research the city that I will be moving to in June-July. Everyone is asking me why worry my pretty little head over it? Well, it is actually a city that is coulorful and full o...
Posted by THE CRIMSON PIRATE on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:58:00 PST

TATTOO ARTIST ASSHOLE

I went tonight to a tattoo shop and I am wanting to finishing up the last touches on my Lizardking tat.  Do you know what the asshole said??  Oh my god...more dead hippie shit.  I was s...
Posted by THE CRIMSON PIRATE on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 08:35:00 PST

Forgot the Solstice Part

Got carry away with Johnny and the Movie... Happy Solstice to everyone.  I hope everyone gets to spend time with the someone special this holiday.  This season is not about me, me, me...what...
Posted by THE CRIMSON PIRATE on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:07:00 PST