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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorMatt is an abstraction of energy that manifests as tiny particles that form various proteins that spiral together in chains to map out colonies of trillions of cells working symbiotically to form different organs that make up and sustain a body that houses some vibrant being that people tend to call "Matt".

My Interests

Music. Guitar. Graphic Design. Film and video production. Photography. Animation. Cartooning. Drawing. Painting. Killing puppies. Sculpting. Maskmaking. Commodal transfiguration.LUCID DREAMING.

I'd like to meet:

You.
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Music:

the Stinkbugs, the Kent 3, WARNING: DANGER!, W A Mozart, J S Bach, L V Beethoven, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Robyn Hitchcock, bows & eros, Pink Floyd, Sid Barrett, Cotton Mather, John S Eros, and so many more...

Movies:

The Wizard of Oz; The Magic Christian; Fantastic Voyage; Planet of the Apes; The Big Lebowski; Clockwork Orange; 2001: A Space Odyssey; The Shining; Dr. Strangelove; Barry Lyndon; Pi; Primer; The Yellow Submarine; The Omega Man; The Graduate; Cool Hand Luke; Psycho; Premature Burial; Silence of the Lambs; One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest; Taxi Driver; Soilent Green; Easy Rider; The Exorcist; The Odd Couple; Alien; Last Tango in Paris (get the butter); Blade Runner; Naked Lunch; Fast Times at Ridgemont High; The Good, the Bad & the Ugly; Waking Life; Pulp Fiction; Reservoir Dogs; Pirate Radio USA; 120 Days of Sodom; Caligula (uncut); Captain Ozone's documentary; and so many more...

Television:

Sucks almost as much as country music. I watch "Lost" to see how the writers manage to dig themselves out of the hole they've created.

Books:

Too many to list. "The night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind and another his mother called him "Wafflehead!" and Max said "Get the butter!" so he was sent to hell without spanking anyone." I highly recommend "Winter's Tale" by Mark Helprin And of course, "A Clockwork Orange" by Anthony Burgess.

Heroes:

Dr. Barley and Mr. Hops. Captain Ozone. HAL 9000. Hannibal Lecter. the Dark Sea Sponge.

My Blog

Get the Butter!

The Dark Sea Sponge, in an attempt to make things right and good in the world, tripped over his shoes, knocked the guitars over, and cursed the tapeworm that gnawed on the brain tumor he carried in hi...
Posted by Eat a Bean on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:51:00 PST

Roadkill

Every day I drive past this thing lying to the side of the road. I keep thinking it will be gone the next day, but it's still there. It perplexes me. I don't know what it is. I can't slow down to loo...
Posted by Eat a Bean on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

Motion + Balance =

I pumped up my tires and took my bike out for a test spin. It was dark, some time around midnight. The roads were dry and empty. A strong breeze was blowing that smelled like fresh snow, but it was su...
Posted by Eat a Bean on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:35:00 PST

Cerebral Salad.

This totally blows me away:The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihn...
Posted by Eat a Bean on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:55:00 PST

This is a True Story, I shit you not!

This is a true story, and it can be verified by others, although I've lost touch with some because this was years ago, and I think they're still freaked out by everything. A long time ago, in a Bellin...
Posted by Eat a Bean on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST

the Ballad of Marty's Pants

Marty's pants sat (literally) in the corner of his bedroom, and were stayed with an elated and excited anticipation. They couldn't wait for the moment when Marty would slip into them, one leg at a tim...
Posted by Eat a Bean on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST

Window Washer Story 144

I was hanging from a single bucket of a swing stage (scaffold that goes up and down the side of a building), when the circuit breaker from the building tripped. I radioed to my workmate Sarah that the...
Posted by Eat a Bean on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:15:00 PST

Christopher Walken Talken

He's back again. I can hear Christopher Walken talking, and I haven't figured out if it's in my head or if I'm somehow channeling him. I'm not in control of his dialogue; it's not like the inner voice...
Posted by Eat a Bean on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:59:00 PST

LOGJAM! as told by Heston

It was sometime back in early 1957, we were at the studio - Yul Brynner and I - and we were heading for the restroom. Both of us had to take a shit. I was there to pick up a new script - I can't remem...
Posted by Eat a Bean on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:21:00 PST

Heston's intestines

"Fickle feces fecal fact: Never an ass has feces lacked."-Charlton Heston (one of many vocal mantras used to exercise the larynx before filming a scene.)...
Posted by Eat a Bean on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:07:00 PST