R.P McMurphy

Hey there all you loonies. Names McMurphy. Randal Patrick McMurphy. I am currently incaserated in the Oregon State Hospital after I faked being a nutcase to get out of work detail. Beats work though ay? Am I right? As I told the Doc here it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much. Not in prison, but you know...thats how I got here. Anyway, this bitch has been riding my ass since I got here: Nurse Ratched. Yeah, I d like to get my hands round her neck. Think one day I will! Anyways, theve got me shacked up with some nutcases, namley Cheswick, Billy, Chief, Martini, and Harding. Chief and I are planning to escape to Canada, all we need to do is throw that fuckin water fountain through the godamn window, and we'd be free! One day maybe...