Yo, I'm Ludvig van Beethoven. You've probably heard of me. I wrote a bunch of famous syphonies and stuff in the 1700 and 1800's. And I just have to say I pretty much pwn over Mozart.
I'm 236 years old. Pretty much everyone thinks I'm dead. Im not though, my dad was trying to make me a clone of Mozart so I said "Dude. No." and now I'm not dead because I will live forever. Because I rock.
I studied with Haydn for like two days but he didnt like me so he ditched me and left me with a dude named Johann Albrechtsberger. He was an okay guy. So yeah I'm pretty rad. So rad that I own your mom.
