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cate "bullet-proof drink genie" acer

a piss-eyed hell-bag with a taste for the homebrew

About Me

what am i going to do with that thing?

My Interests


trains, skeletons, funny hats, and comic books.
gypsies, burlesque, cats, and books.
art, beauty, truth, and pork.
sarcasm, joy, steampunk, and cooking.
mean people, nice people, cheese, and stories.
families, food, writing, and people talking.
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I'd like to meet:

utah phillips, albus dumbledore, aslan the lion, anthony bourdain. tom waits, nick cave, sarah vowell, shel silverstein, susie bright. aaron cometbus, annie sprinkle, roald dahl, dorothy parker, ernie cline. mal reynolds, rupert giles, bell hooks.

Music:

ok, i'll do an alphabetical, off-the-top-of-my-head list (i'll fill in more as i think of it):

? and the mysterions
25 ta life (no, seriously)
7 seconds
3rd bass
999

apocalyptica
against me!
american music club
atmosphere
amy winehouse
adam & the ants
louis armstrong

bad brains
billie holiday
the birthday party
building better bombs
brujeria
busta rhymes
samuel barber
erykah badu
bjork
botch
black star
brother ali
the blind shake
bastard saint
the buzzcocks
the belles of skin city

the clash
patsy cline
nick cave
carcass
cause for applause
converge
clutch
elvis costello
the creatures
clouddead
johnny cash
john coltrane

dirty three
devo
dismemberment plan
rah digga
doomtree
the damned
dillinger four
dvorak
miles davis
dessa
mos def
dos-one
the deaf
the dust brothers

enon
enola grey
etta james

ella fitzgerald
funkadelic
the freeze
fishbone
firewater
faith no more

the gits
golgol bordello
gwar
grinderman
gnarls barkley
garmarna
gang of four

the haywards
richard hell & the voidoids
jolie holland
high on fire
the heartless bastards

iswhat?
ice-t
iggy and the stooges

jurassic five
the jackson five
jotunspor
joy division

keynote speaker
krylls
krs-one
talib kweli
kentucky gag order
kanser

leatherface
leadbelly

mood
shane macgowan
joni mitchell
mc frontalot
mel gibson & the pants
the mr t experience
curtis mayfield
the minutemen
minor threat
midiron blast shaft
martyr ad

nomeansno
neurosis
nouvelle vague

the outcasts
phil ochs
cecil otter
the old 97s
operation ivy

the pogues
utah phillips
dolly parton (the bluegrass stuff, anyhow)
cole porter
public enemy
karen vieno paurus
p.o.s.
propagandhi
portishead
the police
pantera
madeline peyroux

queen

ravel
busta rhymes
jonathan richman
otis redding
the roots
the ramones
restraint

ralph stanley
suicidal tendencies
stiff little fingers
starkweather
the specials
slayer
speedspeedspeed
sisters of mercy
skeleton witch
siouxsie and the banshees
sick of it all
sepultura
screeching weasel

tilt
the tim malloys
the tossers
today is the day
talking heads
thunder in the valley
television

the undertones

the velvet underground

tom waits
the weakerthans
wire
weedeater
the who

xtc

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Movies:

for today, i'll say: the fisher king, the big lebowski, amelie, star wars, shaun of the dead, lord of the rings. then i'll forget to change this for the next year and a half.

Television:

drinking with ian. gilmore girls. red dwarf. firefly. mr. show. lost. battlestar galactica. buffy. angel. the IT crowd. invader zim.

and of course... Which Black Books Character Are You?
Bernard!
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Books:

all of neil gaiman's stuff, harry potter, the red tent, double deuce, take the cannoli, kitchen confidential, a cook's tour, the chronicles of narnia, and the ass saw the angel, cave dweller, the invisibles, xxx, ronin...pretty much all of frank miller's stuff. this is hard.

Heroes:

...is pretty good. i wish i could fly. i wouldn't want to be a senator, though. what? shut up.

My Blog

good thought.

"chance to make out with the prom queen?  fuck the circumstances.  sort the bodies out later." 
Posted by cate "bullet-proof drink genie" acer on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:57:00 PST

blogs are for jerks--or so i hear.

if, for some reason, you should want to read my actual blog--send me your email address, and i’ll add you.  i’ve been on the blogger since january, and i didn’t think to tell an...
Posted by cate "bullet-proof drink genie" acer on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:52:00 PST

wow, i just keep aging.

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Posted by cate "bullet-proof drink genie" acer on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:20:00 PST

i wrote for 20 minutes on this one, and then deleted it all. what a jerk.

man, blogs are just gross, aren't they?
Posted by cate "bullet-proof drink genie" acer on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:59:00 PST

overheard in new orleans: "i'm a baptist. i don't give a fuck."

so just in case anyone who wanted to see the NOLA pics didn't see the bulletin, i thought i'd post the link here, too. this is a link.i think i have a lot to say about the situation here in new orlean...
Posted by cate "bullet-proof drink genie" acer on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 07:18:00 PST

the story of steve albini's cheech and chong tape.

so yeah. a week into the new job. i kicked 40 hours this week, which seems like both a lot, and not a lot. it's actually really fun, which is weird. i've barely overslept, which is also weird. ...
Posted by cate "bullet-proof drink genie" acer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

can you have just one antic? how 'bout a shenannigan? or a monkeyshine?

oy vey. got the top most interesting national geographic magazine ever, today. and i've been getting 'em for years and years. the top most interesting thing was an article about the mind-ve...
Posted by cate "bullet-proof drink genie" acer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this would be the guy...


Posted by cate "bullet-proof drink genie" acer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

survivors are part turtle, we are part potato bug...

jeez. maybe a blog would be a better thing if it wasn't so late. never mind, fool. this one's killing me. jeez.
Posted by cate "bullet-proof drink genie" acer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

someday, i would really like to be knocked over with an actual feather.

another day, another...well, i was off today, so i didn't make any money. woke up today in crippling pain from the lili's house-girl gig. walking down stairs in very high heels can be very painf...
Posted by cate "bullet-proof drink genie" acer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST