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Sean

sociopathic trained monkey

About Me

Some part of me still believes: "If you are good and say your prayers, when you die, you will go to Texas."

According to John, that alphabetized list of music means I have my shit together.

Before I die, I will own a house on the western coast of Ireland.

I'm spending way to much time on this whole, 'Cow Cheese v. Goat Cheese' thing...

I have a website full of shit I find amusing, fucked up or whatever, maybe visiting it can answer those annoying about me questions.

My Interests

I'm not in the mood the incriminate myself today

I'd like to meet:

freaks
weirdos
mad scientists
geniuses
the terminally interesting
druggies
whores
pimps
tattoo'd freaks
the flying burrito brothers
johnny depp
a bunch of dead people... them i'm in no hurry to meet

I have very little tolerance for 'isms' and people who call themselves 'ists'. The world isn't black and white and as a generality, 'isms' tend to ignore the gray.

I have even less tolerance for those I consider idiots and those who speak before thinking; really thinking.

and lastly, let us not forget:
lesbians who like to get drunk and suck cock
straight boys who like to get drunk and suck cock
straight girls who like to get drunk and eat pussy
gay boys who like to get drunk and eat pussy

you know... just your usual assortment of messed up freaks...
And pirates... modern day ones, who I can go plundering the booty that is Greenpoint with.

Music:

This is the abbreviated, yet very long list:

AC/DC
Bad Brains
Bauhaus
Beastie Boys
Bela Bartok
Big Black
Big Star
Billie Holiday
Black Sabbath
Black Sheep
Bob Marley & The Wailers
Boogie Monsters
Buddy Holly
Buena Vista Social Club
Butthole Surfers
Camper Van Beethoven
Cat Power
Cat Stevens
Cause For Applause
Charles Mingus
Charlie Parker
Circus Lupus
Commodores
Cop Shoot Cop
Cranes
Curtis Mayfield
Dead Kennedys
Del The Funky Homosapien
Demander
Demon Fuzz
Devo
Dinosaur Jr.
Dirty Lenin
Dirty Three
Dr. Dre
Duke Ellington
Einsturzende Neubauten
Elliott Smith
Eyehategod
Faith No More
Fear
Firewater
Fishbone
Frank Zappa
Fu Manchu
Fugazi
Guy Clark
Gwar
Hank Williams
Helmet
High on Fire
Ice Cube
Iggy Pop
Igor Stravinsky
Isaac Hayes
Jane's Addiction
JB's
Jerry Jeff Walker
Jeru The Damaj
John Coltrane
John Zorn
Johnny Cash
Jonathan Richman
Julian Cope
Kasm Society
KRS-One
Krylls
L7
Led Zeppelin
Les McCann & Eddie Harris
Lou Barlow
Lou Reed
Lungfish
Madonna
Marilyn Manson
Marvin Gaye
Mary Lou Lord
Maurice Ravel
Method Man
Miles Davis
Ministry
Modern Lovers
Modest Mouse
Mudhoney
Neil Young
Nick Cave
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Old 97's
Outkast
Palace Brothers
Patsy Cline
Peter Gabriel
Pink Floyd
PJ Harvey
Portishead
Public Enemy
Primus
Sebadoh
Shellac
Sinead O'Connor
Slint
Snakefinger
The Birthday Party
The Breeders
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
The Clash
The Cramps
The Cure
The Dead Betties
The Jesus Lizard
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
The Mystik Krewe of Clearlight
The Pharcyde
The Pixies
The Pogues
The Pretty Things
The Ramones
The Replacements
The Residents
The Rolling Stones
The Sex Pistols
The Specials
The Stooges
The Temptations
The Unband
The Velvet Underground
The Wailers
Thelonious Monk
Townes van Zandt
Tupac
Unsacred Hearts
Ween
Willie Nelson
Wu-Tang Clan
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

oh yeah and I'm a really sucker for

'haunted' by shane mcgowan and the popes

hey lets make this really really long....

according to my ipod, my favorite songs lately are:

Get Out Of My Head - Firewater
I'll Be Your Mirror - The Velvet Underground
Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill
The Killing Jar - Siouxsie and The Banshees
Heroin - The Velvet Underground
7th Avenue Static - Firewater
Human Cannonball - Butthole Surfers
Beast of Burden - The Rolling Stones
The Regulator - Bad Brains
Midnight Rider - The Allman Brothers Band
Cities In Dust - Siouxsie and The Banshees
Long Gone - Syd Barrett

Movies:

See my music list?I'm not going to repeat that process.

Television:

Frontline

Books:

my bookshelf would say that I have a definate love of:

Henry Miller
Jim Thompson
James Elroy
Charles Bukowski
Elmore Leonard
Dashell Hammet
William S Burroughs
Cervantes
Borges
Wilhelm Reich
Stewart O'Nan
T.C. Boyle
Hunter S. Thompson
Calvino
Jim Carrol

amongst others....

Heroes:

I've gotten comfortable enough in my skin that I don't need them anymore...

My Blog

How to scare the crap out of a sean...

from the Baltimore Chronicle and Sentinel:Responding to questions from Sen. Arlen Specter at a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on Jan. 18, ( US Attorney General ) Gonzales argued that the Constitut...
Posted by Sean on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST

Hey you, yeah you... the one with your dick in my ass

krylls is playing tuesday january 16th at the trash bar in williamsburg. we go on nice and early at 8 pm. why? because we have shit to do nice and early the next morning and being as i am ocd i can be...
Posted by Sean on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:58:00 PST

5 years later


Posted by Sean on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST

the start of something awful

yes, i set up a cafe press store for selling redheaded stepchild gear... here is offering number 1: get yours today......
Posted by Sean on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:26:00 PST

TheRedHeadedStepchild.net

I am the cousin your parents locked away under the stairs in a vain attempt to hide your families shame. I am the whispered voice you hear at night coming so quietly from the ventilation ducts. I bri...
Posted by Sean on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:33:00 PST