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Toby

Your tattoos are not a personality. Neither is your bicycle, your beard or your Castro Hat.

About Me

I got brains, talent, youthful good looks and an indefatigable appetite for ultimately pointless, generally obsessive distractions.
I have monkey arms.

My Interests

Music: the kickass kind.
World affairs -- current and historical -- through a Black and Red political lens. My obsession is Israel and the mutifarious ways it sucks.
Japanese (and Japanese-style) pro wrestling. Territory-era american pro wrestling.
Foody food.
Not cars. Not tattoos. Not bicycles. Not beards.

I'd like to meet:

nobody in particular.ahem.what?

Music:

DIY-rooted, non-contrived (i.e. not "tough-guy"/tattoo-centric), melodic-but-rough, catchy punk; authentic rockabilly, desperate rock and roll, country blues, hillbilly, honky tonk, so-called outlaw country, some crazier/wittier western swing, Black rock and roll, pre-war blues, jump blues, barrelhouse, boogie, fast/dirty R&B vocal group stuff, (mostly southern) soul, metal of the rockin' and/or majestic sort, straight up rock and roll, some ska and assorted other embarassing stuff I won't mention without a few drinks.
I'm nixing my representative litany; if you're really that curious for specifics, look through my "friends".

Movies:

Movies that actually make me (me!) cry (e.g. A Very Long Engagement, 21 Grams, Raging Bull, Paths of Glory, The Thin Red Line and Dead Man).
Classic-period Films Noir. I own lots of it.
Wire-flying Hong Kong movies.
Comedies, smart and not-so-smart. I love Norm MacDonald's box office disaster Dirty Work, but I also like Rushmore and Happiness.
Other favorites include Starship Troopers, everything David Lynch and Werner Herzog I've seen, Gummo, the original Scarface and Jacob's Ladder.

Television:

I have a giant TV and no cable. Sometimes I watch sports.
My favorite ex-shows are Twin Peaks, The Dukes of Hazzard, Crime Story, the original Twilight Zone and Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Books:

I haven't been reading much.
In the past, I've dug fiction by Thomas Pynchon, J.G. Ballard, Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut and a guy named John King.
Nick Tosches wrote the two best books about music penned thus far in human history: Hellfire and Country.
I've read and enjoyed lots of political-ish non-fiction. Other than the usual (Chomsky, Foucault) my preoccupation with Palestine/Israel has led me to read stuff by Nur Masalha, Benny Morris, Norman Finkelstein, Ilan Pappe, Tanya Reinhart and Tom Segev. Other non-Palestine-but-politically-engaged authors who do it right include Doug Henwood, Terry Eagleton, Anthony Giddens, David Cole, and David Garland.

Heroes:

Nobody. Ok, maybe this guy.

My Blog

6.30.2008 It’s A Good Thing We Used Any And All Means To Beat Those Dastardly Communists

It's a good thing we were willing to support who and whatever to ensure the defeat of international communism.Child Brides in Yemen....
Posted by Toby on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:52:00 PST

6.30.2008 Oooo, Ahhhh, Alpha Beta!

I was thinking about it: constantly faced with tattooed, vaguely thrift-store looking 20-somethings on road bikes who are somewhere between minimally and Not politically aware and somewhere between mi...
Posted by Toby on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:06:00 PST

6.29.2008 I Actually Got What I Wished For

Michael Cuddyer has sustained a minor, no big deal hand injury and as a consequence Denard Span was called up today from AAA Rochester, just as I'd hoped for in writing a couple weeks ago.  Earli...
Posted by Toby on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:49:00 PST

6.29.2008 Victory Abounds!

Spain have finally fucking done it, and it was truly deserved.  They were so much fun to watch the whole tournament, and a bunch of shitty little decisions by the referee wasn't enough to deny th...
Posted by Toby on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:37:00 PST

6.29.2008 I Failed.

By the time I finished the evening's particularly delicious (thank you newman's own fire roasted tomato & garlic sauce) pasta feast, which for some reason I was extremely lackadaisical in getting ...
Posted by Toby on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:20:00 PST

6.28.2008 Depressed? Allow Me To Cheer You Up.

All good things must come to an end, and between Livan Hernandez pitching and Nick Punto and Craig Monroe being in the starting lineup it was never going to go well for Das Twinkle on this evening.Tha...
Posted by Toby on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:11:00 PST

6.28.2008 I Remembered One Thing!

Anna says to me last night, responding to my protests at her denunciation of me and only me for yelling "hot diaper" when Dave Strait had also just said it and when it is in fact his personal war cry,...
Posted by Toby on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:19:00 PST

6.28.2008 What Was The Awesome Thing We Thought Of Last Night? (EDIT)

I hate how that happens.  You're standing around with some friends at The Bar; something awesome is said; you swear you're going to remember it and write it down and make it a regular feature of ...
Posted by Toby on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:17:00 PST

6.27.2008 Anthony Slama

Oh shit.  I just lost a BUNCH of shit about minor league Twins prospect  I am NOT.  HAPPY.I am not going to spend an hour doing what I just lost, so: Anthony Slama continues to be light...
Posted by Toby on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:29:00 PST

6.27.2008 I Lied. Ha Ha.

Another slow night with a very nice money to tables ratio made for a tight little shift at work.  Pam apparently got hired in the hazy way people get hired there, so we got to discuss the mysteri...
Posted by Toby on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:08:00 PST