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About Me

Workaholic hermit weirdo. Too many evil plots, never enough time. Nocker by nature. Garbage-picker, 78 collector, accordion-player. Notorious cheapskate. Filthy chainsmoker. Covered in insects. Deathly allergic to eggplants and drama. I'd probably rather read than talk to you. I cook better than your mom. Witch-doctor sounds way cooler than herbalist. Once I get a flunky to do the math, I'm taking over the world with an army of giant steam-powered killbots. If there was a time machine, I'd hit the Cambrian Explosion and bring home a few pets. If it sounds like evil circus music, I like it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who own weirder instruments than I do. People that might possibly be able to beat me at Scrabble (not bloody likely). Folks I already know that I never get to see. I have a really low tolerance for needy, high-maintenance folks and drama-hounds. People that listen to their lizard brain, but filtered through the higher functions. I don't mind folks that drink or get high, but I don't (much) anymore, so if it's your sole hobby, we probably won't have much in common. Motherfuckers. Food-eaters. People with nice backs. I have a thing for nerdy mutant neanderthals and evil geniuses.

My Blog

The RNC ate my boyfriend.

As if the whole city being invaded by the Republican party wasn't bad enough, the fuckers stole Bahb. And I wanted to go to the State Fair today, but I was waiting to see when he'd be off work. And it...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:18:00 GMT

First Day. New Job. Cupcake. AWESOME!

You'll have to pardon me, because I'm a little bit drunk and very ecstatic, but my new job is totally freakin' awesome.Got there early, which wasn't hard. The bus only takes 30 minutes and many option...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:37:00 GMT

House-to-myself funtime!

Had the day off, today, it's stupid warm (36 degrees? In Minnesota? In January? Whee for global warming!), Walter paid me today for the 3-row G/C/F button accordion I sold his friend, and I went groce...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:42:00 GMT

Food, fambly and footy pajamas!

I know it's oh-so-terribly hip to hate on holidays, but I don't give a shit. Maybe it's because I have so very little family (one sister, an uncle who's hated me since I was 13, and a couple cousins I...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 23:51:00 GMT

I’m being good.

So there are about a million things I'd like* to go do tonight, but I'm not going to do any of them, because I'm sick. Kinda getting over being sick, but if I run around like a wild kid tonight, chanc...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 18:19:00 GMT

Friends

I had a really good time at Ground Zero last night. Not that much different from any other Saturday night at Zero, but I think I was just in the correct frame of mind to appreciate the good things. I ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 22:50:00 GMT

Ramble, ramble...

Other than being thoroughly sick of hot weather and being totally broke, things are good. New job is kicking ass. Still* don't get paid for another 5 days, but I've crammed a lot of hours in there, so...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:46:00 GMT

EMPLOOOOOYYY'D!!!

So I had my third interview at Bad Waitress this morning and got the job! I start on Monday. I'm so goddamned ecstatic to not be unemployed anymore. Plus, it seems like it's going to be fun. Gotta lea...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:49:00 GMT

(twitch, twitch) OR "How I hate being unemployed."

Yep. More bitching about not working. There are many stages to my unemployment. There's the first few days of having fun and sleeping the fuck in (DONE). Then there's the high-falutin' job hunting, wh...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 23:09:00 GMT

Week In Review...

So it was, all in all, a pretty fun week to get fired. Wasn't going to have the 4th off, but then I did, so I got to grill and blow a bunch of stuff up, painlessly lose all the hair on my right arm, a...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:36:00 GMT